Cheating Loins Let them heal you Robert Pattinson has been in seclusion since Kristen Stewart was caught cheating on him with Rupert Sanders. Pattinson’s film, Cosmopolis, will open in New York and Los Angeles on August 17. After the scandal broke there was speculation as to whether or not he’d honour his promotional commitments. By Lainey • Aug 07, 2012 10:56 am
Faux Gossip Bear went to the John Travolta? Well, not quite. John Travolta likes his rub'n'tuggers to be men. It appears Jennifer Lopez's boyfriend prefers to be jerked off by proper female sex workers and not unsuspecting massage therapists. IN TOUCH Weekly is reporting that Casper Smart went to an "exotic By Lainey • Aug 01, 2012 01:57 pm
Cheating Loins US Weekly: the focus on Robert Pattinson It’s a smart play by the magazine this week to move the story forward by shifting attention over to Robert Pattinson; Rob Sympathy will sell. Before getting into US Weekly’s exclusive details though, just a quick note on the reporting that’s coming from other outlets. As we By Lainey • Aug 01, 2012 09:14 am
Faux Gossip Kristen, Robert, and a rented U-Haul Twi-Hards are really mad at US Weekly. After all, US Weekly had the world exclusive on last week’s biggest story, the story that will continue to dominate headlines for ...a while. A reader called Andrea emailed this hilarious link to me yesterday. One the great joys of our lives By Lainey • Jul 31, 2012 02:35 pm
Dumbass Kristen Stewart’s problematic apology Click here if you missed my article last week about Kristen Stewart’s embarrassingly beggy public apology last week. As noted then, I think it was a mistake. A totally unnecessary mistake. And it ended up being an invitation to ask more questions, question more details, demand more information, a By Lainey • Jul 30, 2012 09:57 am
Dumbass Robert Pattinson moves out and everybody hates Kristen Stewart While Kristen Stewart’s dumb friends keep trying to convince people that Rupert Sanders only put his tongue in her mouth and stayed away from her vagina which is only medium cheating and not total cheating, Charlize Theron supposedly wants to kick Stewart’s ass. According to Radar Online, Charlize By Lainey • Jul 27, 2012 01:36 pm
Dumbass But it wasn’t her vagina so that’s ok Right in line with Duana’s previous article, see below, Gossip Cop just posted the most ridiculous item about Kristen Stewart’s cheating: KRISTEN STEWART NEVER HAD SEX WITH RUPERT SANDERS (EXCLUSIVE) Gossip Cop is celebrity-friendly. The site appears to have a good relationship with celebrity publicists; its mission is By Lainey • Jul 26, 2012 02:33 pm
Cheating Loins Thumbs up Jon Hamm Amid reports that he’s been making moves on girls domestically and internationally - click here if you missed that article yesterday - Jon Hamm showed up last night at the New York premiere of The Campaign under a cap with his shades on. Many of you have emailed to By Lainey • Jul 26, 2012 11:23 am
Dumbass Kristen Stewart is neutered Oh my God. I’m sorry about all these Twilight posts but this sh-t has taken on an incredibly amazing life of its own. Kristen Stewart and Rupert Sanders have both issued public apologies. Which obviously means that those photos weren’t fake. Which is what I told you this By Lainey • Jul 25, 2012 03:14 pm
Cheating Loins Kristen Stewart cheats: the details and the pattern? The US Weekly article is really good dish. And very, very detailed. As I mentioned earlier, for someone who jumps into a dumpster every time there’s a pap around, this was so incredibly careless. And, like, super teenage styles. Kristen Stewart took a call from Rupert Sanders while she By Lainey • Jul 25, 2012 12:40 pm
Cheating Loins Jon Hamm’s bar moves No... they’re not all perfect. This is a reality that Twilight fans are trying to accept today. And for those of you devoted to Jon Hamm...well... It’s been a couple of weeks for you. And now there’s more. The Daily is reporting exclusively that Hamm has By Lainey • Jul 25, 2012 11:45 am
Dumbass Twilight’s dark night Thank you for your messages. My inbox ranged from the crazy to the curious - Twi-Hards anxious about whether or not Kristen Stewart cheated on Robert Pattinson and Twi-Hard watchers eager to be amused by their total meltdown. Like I said earlier in the open, “Robsten Is Unbroken” was the By Lainey • Jul 25, 2012 10:41 am
Break Ups Amber Heard still has a girlfriend And a boyfriend? In Touch reported a couple of weeks ago that Amber Heard and her girlfriend Tasya were done. That’s In Touch for you. Amber and Tasya stepped out together yesterday. They’re not done. That doesn’t mean she’s not also f-cking Johnny Depp (which, I By Lainey • Jul 12, 2012 02:24 pm
Cheating Loins Shelfy’s pre-honeymoon cock-block? Justin Timberlake is in Puerto Rico shooting a new movie. It’s his third, back to back. That’s what Ryan Gosling did last year which, obviously, because it’s Ryan Gosling. But Justin Timberlake? The acting of Justin Timberlake’s acting is like the writing of Hilary Duff. Anyway, By Lainey • Jun 25, 2012 12:48 pm
Gorgessity Vanessa honoured, still no Johnny Vanessa Paradis was at the Cabourg Romantic Film Festival this weekend where she looked SO beautiful and was presented with the Swann d’Honneur. Johnny Depp was not around. He insisted last month that they’re still together. Click here for a refresher. No one seemed particularly convinced and there By Lainey • Jun 18, 2012 03:15 pm
Gorgessity Johnny & Co in London Johnny Depp and the Dark Shadows team were in London tonight for the UK premiere. Is it freaking you out too that Michelle Pfeiffer and Chloe Moretz look and act the same age? It’s a compliment for one and not a compliment for the other. Obviously no one here By Lainey • May 09, 2012 03:19 pm
