Faux Gossip Wishful Gossip On December 15th, after Scarlett Johansson and Ryan Reynolds announced their split, I wrote the following: “What if however Justin were to bring Scarlett Johansson (to the Golden Globes)? Different ballgame, non? And Scarjo is single now. And Scarjo and Justin used to deal. Just before he started dealing with By Lainey • Jan 13, 2011 05:32 am
Famewhores Worst of 2010: LeAnn Rimes & Eddie Cibrian So they’re engaged now. After a year of constant arrogant bullsh-t, and a Shape Magazine cover controversy – click here for a refresher - and a previous engagement that they denied because they wanted to maximise their exposure, and now a year-ending “official” engagement when all the real stars are By Lainey • Dec 29, 2010 03:52 am
Cheating Loins Daniel & Rachel’s funky timeline After several weeks of speculations, we know now that TMZ was right. When they broke news that Rachel Weisz and Darren Aronofsky were splitting, they also very subtly suggested that Daniel Craig was behind it: “…sources tell TMZ Rachel has been linked to "James Bond" star Daniel Craig By Lainey • Dec 28, 2010 02:08 am
Jock Smut Liz Hurley’s new beef jerky Lorella and I were in England in August enjoying a little food porn at Selfridges and we laughed for an hour after walking by the snack food section when we saw a stand with pink packages featuring Elizabeth Hurley’s Beef Jerky. Photo is attached. I mean you have to By Lainey • Dec 13, 2010 01:35 am
Girly Throw Downs Smell another jealous rage? Remember when this happened? Click here for a refresher on Cameron Diaz throwing herself at Alex Rodriguez in Mexico over Thanksgiving changing her forever in my mind and remind me that she is the girl who lost her sh-t at Justin Timberlake for picking up with Jessica Biel so soon By Lainey • Dec 07, 2010 03:36 am
Cheating Loins Hard not to assume the worst Rachel Weisz is currently in London shooting The Deep Blue Sea. All’s quieted now, three weeks after news broke that she and Darren Aronofsky have separated. You may recall, TMZ reported that Rachel and Daniel Craig were seeing each other. Since then there have been no sightings. Since then By Lainey • Nov 23, 2010 09:00 am
Jock Smut Her husband and a friend Click here for the original article from yesterday. As expected, there’s more. As expected, it’s trouble. There was a report on TMZ yesterday that was subsequently retracted about Tony Parker filing for divorce. This prompted many, including a few of you on the liveblog to presume that because By Lainey • Nov 17, 2010 02:51 am
Break Ups Daniel Craig, homewrecker? Well this came out of nowhere. No, not the Rachel Weisz/Darren Aronofsky split, but that Daniel Craig may have had something to do with it? Weisz and Aronofsky have confirmed to TMZ that they’ve separated. Their reps say it happened months ago and that they remain good friends By Lainey • Nov 09, 2010 02:38 am
Dumbass How to pay for a wedding So LeAnn Rimes and Eddie Cibrian are engaged. Oh that’ll work out well. After all the Shape Magazine controversy and the complaints from readers over having a “homewrecker” on the cover and the editor’s subsequent retraction of her initial apology –click here if you missed all that last By Lainey • Nov 05, 2010 03:30 am
Cheating Loins Viggo’s girlfriend, and some smut There’s so little on him, and then when it’s there, it’s the really good kind. Ok so first, check out Viggo Mortensen in Spain the other day, holding hands and embracing Ariadna Gil. They met on the 2006 movie Alatriste. She was married at the time, has By Lainey • Nov 05, 2010 03:00 am
Parent Pimps Please let there be a throwdown! Am inviting all kinds of calamity on my Chinese ass for this but I have to tell you, this Miley Cyrus cheating mother story is about as smutty as it gets. But hey, I’m not the one who cheated. And not with BRETT F-CKING MICHAELS!!! Us Weekly is reporting By Lainey • Nov 02, 2010 10:36 am
Cheating Loins Why Jessica Biel should break up with Justin Timberlake When the news broke that Justin (allegedly) stuck his dick in someone other than Jessica, Lainey wrote something that I’m now on board with: So what’s the next move Jessica Biel? If I’m her publicist, I encourage a break-up ASAP….Please. If she can pull this off, By Sasha • Nov 01, 2010 03:08 am
Cheating Loins He’s back in line now Ashton Kutcher looks to be back on the program now, non? After several weeks of infidelity reports, and a half-assed threat at a lawsuit that, naturally, never progressed, Demi and Ashton are fronting like it never happened, like it was all bullsh-t, like they were totally, totally not affected by By Lainey • Oct 29, 2010 06:29 am
Cheating Loins Did you just f-ck up your nomination? This is the cover of the new Us Weekly: Justin Timberlake cheated on Jessica Biel with Olivia Munn. Well no wonder JT dashed over the Glamour Reel Moments event on Monday night. Let’s break this down: On Monday night, Pippy was at the Hollywood Awards with the cast of By Lainey • Oct 27, 2010 04:07 am
Smutty Surgery Sexy or Try? Demi Moore showed up at the Glamour Reel Moments event last night in LA looking very beautiful, extra skinny, and showing some string bra. Sexy? Or Try? I want to defend the woman in her 40s who wants to do and wear whatever the f-ck she wants without being restricted By Lainey • Oct 26, 2010 04:22 am
Dumbass Dumbf-ckery A friend of mine emailed me today with the subject line: I don’t f-cking get it. Me neither. The Oxygen Network has announced that they’ve not only renewed the Tori Spelling reality show for a 6th – 6!!!! – season, they’ve also moved ahead with a second show for By Lainey • Oct 08, 2010 04:08 am
