Cheating Loins She’ll carry it when it matches Her luggage I mean. And only then for a few minutes, just to make sure we see the entire outfit. Victoria Beckham travelled from LA to London yesterday after presenting a united front with husband David during the recent prostitution scandal. The Beckhams, as you know, claim it’s all By Lainey • Oct 04, 2010 10:41 am
BFFs Posh’s consolation prize: Anna Wintour’s carrot She’s currently living through yet another cheating scandal and even if it’s a fraud, as they are so indignantly claiming, it doesn’t make it any less embarrassing, especially since the new alleged incident is bringing up memories of the old Loos incident. Remember when she used her By Lainey • Sep 27, 2010 08:36 am
Faux Gossip It follows you everywhere My mother the Chinese Squawking Chicken has an expression about a person’s sh-t. She says if you have some in your past, you carry it around in your handbag, doesn’t matter if it’s a Chanel, it’ll always smell like a knock-off. She usually means it when By Lainey • Sep 27, 2010 08:22 am
Dumbass He can’t be a cheater if his hand is on her knee The hand on the thigh move is a Beckham favourite too. Amid allegations that he’s been unfaithful, Ashton Kutcher and Demi Moore turned up in New York today at the press conference to launch the Real Men Campaign to Help End Child Slavery during the 2010 Clinton Global Initiative. By Lainey • Sep 23, 2010 08:18 am
Cheating Loins They can’t even convince People You know it’s bad when even People Magazine, the publication that will bunk inside the celebrity anal cavity for as long as possible until the situation speeds beyond ridiculous, can’t help but acknowledge the allegations. People Magazine somehow finds a way to print nice things about Ebola Paris By Lainey • Sep 22, 2010 04:02 am
Dumbass Becks is a 7½ Apparently he thought paying for it would buy him discretion. As opposed to the other times, with that Loos woman, when it was free and enjoyable but she couldn’t keep her mouth shut, David Beckham must have figured that hiring someone to f-ck him on the side would guarantee By Lainey • Sep 22, 2010 03:31 am
Cheating Loins The evidence: text message It’s a relentless attack, the third directed at Ashton Kutcher, and for the second week in a row, Star Magazine’s cover story, due out on newsstands tomorrow, will feature Ashton’s alleged infidelity. Click here for a refresher. Now there are text messages, supposedly from Ashton to the By Lainey • Sep 21, 2010 09:14 am
Faux Gossip Star & Ashton bitchfight Love this. Couple of weeks ago Star Magazine printed a story about Ashton Kutcher stepping out on Demi Moore at a restaurant. Some eyewitness said he was grinding up on a skinny broad in plain view of an entire restaurant and it got so hot that you could see his By Lainey • Sep 14, 2010 09:45 am
Break Ups Emmy Breakup Thinnification Kelly Osbourne ditched her boyfriend Luke Worrell about six weeks after she supposedly caught him cheating. She arrived at the Emmys with a very small waist in a very tight dress – looked lovely, sure, but that’s a lot of littleness that seems to have happened over a short period By Lainey • Aug 30, 2010 06:24 am
Cheating Loins Supernatural & Porny Just like Vampire Diaries, there are a lot of requests that come in for Supernatural, especially since I live in Vancouver where they shoot the show. So here are some new photos from the set yesterday. I have interviewed Misha Collins a few times for junket and interviews, most recently By Lainey • Aug 10, 2010 04:19 am
Baby and Bump Obsession I am not my brother Casey Affleck’s messy legal battle is getting worse. Another lady who worked on the set of his Joaquin Phoenix doc is suing him for being a sexual freak, allegedly sneaking up on her in the middle of the night and getting into bed and demanding to sleep with her. By Lainey • Aug 02, 2010 06:54 am
Smutty Surgery Granny Freeze with dark hair? This is not Nicole Kidman with black hair. It is in fact Courteney Cox, at the Crystal + Lucy Awards last night where she was honoured for her work on television. Courteney arrived with her husband David Arquette and an ever tightening face. Not as alarming, no, as Nicole Kidman Granny By Lainey • Jun 02, 2010 04:14 am
Baby and Bump Obsession Girls who make me sad Chill. I’m not saying engagement and pregnancy make me sad. Of course it’s a wonderful time in Alicia Keys’s life. Just wish there wasn’t a torn family cloud hanging over the news. Because, well, I believe Mashonda. Read Mashonda’s story here. And since I do By Lainey • May 28, 2010 06:20 am
Douchebags Tiger Woods must be extra annoying right now Written by Jacek The run is over Gossips. If you could call it that. My Canucks got bounced from the playoffs last night by the same team that bounced them exactly a year ago to the day. And in similar fashion. But I liken what I’m feeling to writing By Lainey • May 12, 2010 03:40 am
Golddiggers Russian Polish Drama I wrote about the Russian drama a few weeks ago – click here for a refresher. Now the Russian drama has taken on a Polish twist. See? That Oksana doesn’t play. She promised some good smut and (for her) a payday at the end of it. Looks like she’s By Lainey • May 10, 2010 04:33 am
Girly Throw Downs GOOPy & the other woman Gwyneth Paltrow was raised to keep up appearances. In her circle, among her people, you never let your face down. But lately, maybe because of all the organic meditation and barley she’s been eating, lately she’s been more inclined to show her sh-t. Especially on GOOP where she’ By Lainey • May 03, 2010 05:56 am
