Cheating Loins Chris & Gwyneth: their hat and their house It was the first time in a long time I could stand to listen to Coldplay. Because Chris Martin wasn’t f-cking around with his falsetto. Until the very end. And that’s why. If you watched, you know what I mean. The clip is below. He also wore the By Lainey • Jan 25, 2010 02:06 am
Bitch please Forgiveness vows They were married a year ago this past weekend and Josh Duhamel celebrated by surprising Fergie with a vow renewal ceremony on top of a bluff overlooking the ocean the other day. Apparently she was super emotional and blubbered through the whole thing and then they had dinner and flew By Lainey • Jan 11, 2010 04:42 am
Assy Style No playoffs for the famous Marc Anthony bought into the Miami Dolphins this season. He and his wife have made it a home game tradition to roll out some kind of carpet, and Fergie, also a co-owner, showed up yesterday with Josh Duhamel to round out the season…which was a losing one. So many By Lainey • Jan 04, 2010 05:30 am
Cheating Loins Porny steps up… But what about Chris Martin? Star Magazine photo assumed the dumbest story last week about Jessica Simpson dealing with Tiger Woods suggesting they had an affair. Simpson immediately denied the report and according to Gossip Cop she had her lawyer send over a warning, demanding a retraction. Or else. The By Lainey • Dec 21, 2009 02:56 am
Cheating Loins Fergie forgives Fergives. Heh. Terrible, I know. Josh Duhamel allegedly cheated on her with a budget looking blonde while on location in Atlanta. He denies it and did not sue, just like Chris Martin. Please. In Hollywood however, appearances are more important. Much more important than fidelity. Or infidelity. So Fergie has By Lainey • Dec 10, 2009 03:21 am
Cheating Loins Lilo crosses Alba Oh there will be hell to pay. Us Weekly reports that Lindsay Lohan hit up a club last week with Cash Warren and according to witnesses, within half an hour, the two were mashing mouths: "It was raw. They were not shy." Lilo has denied the claims, insisting By Lainey • Dec 03, 2009 02:47 am
Cheating Loins Hope for Tiger? Tea Leoni and David Duchovny were in New York last night at the Unicef Snowflake Ball, a very public official show of togetherness, seeming to have successfully moved beyond his sex addictions and subsequent infidelities. Tea’s not a dumbass, not a bimbo who mutely takes what’s put before By Lainey • Dec 03, 2009 02:08 am
Jock Smut There will be more etalk has an exclusive advance look at the new Us Weekly and it’s all about Tiger Woods and if you thought last week was sh-tty, it’s about to get much, much worse. There will be more. More women. One woman claims they’ve been f-cking for almost 3 By Lainey • Dec 01, 2009 04:02 am
Cheating Loins GOOPy Wellies After a luxe weekend in Marrakesh with her surprising new bestie Jennifer Aniston, my imaginary bestie Gwyneth Paltrow is now back in London, photographed today surveying the progress on her home expansion. As previously reported, she and Chris Martin bought the place next door and are merging the two into By Lainey • Dec 01, 2009 03:18 am
Jock Smut Coincidence or conspiracy? Tiger Woods is fine. He’s been released from hospital. CNN reports that the mayor of Windermere, Florida has confirmed he was treated for facial lacerations. Let’s break down the timeline, shall we? So the National Enquirer breaks the story that Tiger is allegedly cheating on his wife with By Lainey • Nov 27, 2009 07:56 am
Cheating Loins The cheating Italian Queen? George Clooney took Elisabetta Canalis out for sushi yesterday – photos are below. The Italian Queen is still very much a part of Clooney’s life even though Italian tabloids are reporting that she stepped out on George recently with Clarence Seedorf, a soccer player. Thanks to Giulietta for sending along By Lainey • Nov 26, 2009 02:46 am
Jock Smut Missed malfunctions and ARod’s ass Not sure what Granny and Kate Hudson were presenting. This is because I was too distracted by Kate’s dress and whether or not she’d end up showing us some nipple. She was cognisant of it too. So she kept fidgeting with her chest, which only made me obsess By Lainey • Nov 23, 2009 02:20 am
Cheating Loins Chris & Kate An update on the Chris Martin/Kate Bosworth cheating allegations: he said he would take legal action against Star Magazine. So far, no law suit has been announced. They always say they’ll sue and they say it very loudly that they’ll be suing and then they don’t By Lainey • Nov 13, 2009 02:46 am
Cheating Loins Sorry I f-cked your husband Josh Duhamel allegedly cheated on Fergie with some stripper. Now the stripper is apologising. At first she was like, oh whatever, no one will find out or get hurt. But now her own son told her that she’s “disgusting” so she feels bad. But she insists that it definitely By Lainey • Nov 12, 2009 07:05 am
Baby and Bump Obsession Gwyneth runs It’s good for the mind. And they say hers is troubled these days. This is my Gwyneth in London with Moses and his little bear. He looks so different with short hair. After mom time, G went for a run. I like those running pants. I need a pair By Lainey • Nov 10, 2009 05:12 am
Cheating Loins Always save the texts That stripper who claims she had a fling with Josh Duhamel in Atlanta…he’s denying the allegations but now Us Weekly reports she saved her text messages. See now I believe the text messages more than I believe a lie detector test. And she passed one of those too. By Lainey • Nov 04, 2009 09:05 am
