Cheating Loins Sienna`s love pattern It’s the same way for her in every relationship. Sienna likes things messy. With Jude Law it was back, then break, then back, then break…several times before they split for good. So even though she told reporters she was happily single last week in London, it’s no By Lainey • Nov 28, 2008 02:25 am
Assy Style Lonely, sad Concrete Tits I feel like it’s been a long time since she’s propped them out. Yay! Here’s Victoria Beckham with her concrete tits in white last night after a private event at Eva Longoria’s Beso restaurant. Eva wore black to the party, as did Hayden Panettiere. But there’ By Lainey • Nov 19, 2008 04:16 am
Cheating Loins GOOPy single and skinny? Lead item in Page Six today about Gwyneth Paltrow’s exploits Miami last weekend for the Fountainebleau opening. Apparently she spent a lot of time with a billionaire called Jeff Soffer, hanging out with him at the party, and then on his yacht with Kate Hudson the next day…which By Lainey • Nov 19, 2008 03:08 am
Break Ups Madge`s major league poet Ugh. Am still having a hard time accepting it. What Madonna could be doing with a loser like ARod. Maybe it’s his…poetry? So now she’s in high school falling for the douchey John Mayer type? WTF??? The Chicago Sun-Times is reporting that Madge said of her supposed By Lainey • Nov 13, 2008 06:39 am
Girly Throw Downs Teen Triangle! F-ck the Brange and Aniston. Teen cheating is what it’s all about. So Taylor Swift was dating one of the Jonas Brothers. Joe, I think? Whatever. They broke up, she decided not to take the discreet route, told everybody he did it over the phone, in like, 27 seconds, By Lainey • Nov 13, 2008 02:06 am
Twats Single Sienna Manhunter A family torn asunder for an Italian holiday and a couple months of hot sex. Well that was worth it, non? Sienna Miller’s string of bad decisions continues as she confirmed to Us Weekly that her controversial relationship with Balthazar Getty is over, telling the magazine that: “I’m By Lainey • Nov 10, 2008 01:53 am
Cheating Loins You Promise? Becks tells British GQ that he’ll never act, never star in a movie. Oh baby… you promise? He says for sure, for sure: "What film career? I haven't got one. Never say never, except about that! And that's the way it's going By Lainey • Oct 27, 2008 07:39 am
Break Ups Her Madgesty’s usurper Us Weekly is reporting that Guy Ritchie has tossed off Madonna for this woman - Kelly Reilly, an actress in his Sherlock Holmes. She’s, like, half Madge’s age. Oh snappy snaps! She’s attractive, this Kelly. But she’s brave. She’s brave to move in on the By Lainey • Oct 22, 2008 05:03 pm
Break Ups The Goldigger and Duchovny Middle aged man, another cliché… It’s one thing to be at the centre of a scandal, but for someone like David Duchovny, to be textbook is almost worse. On the heels of their separation announcement, a separation that occurred well before his stint in rehab for sex addiction, it’ By Lainey • Oct 20, 2008 04:21 am
Break Ups Sex addiction or BBT? In the wake of Madonna’s marital collapse, David Duchovy and Tea Leoni cleverly announced their separation yesterday to People.com hoping their situation would get buried in Her Madgesty’s drama. Almost…but for Billy Bob Thornton and David’s little sex addiction thing. What’s curious is that By Lainey • Oct 16, 2008 02:57 am
Quiveration This man is not having sex… Victoria Beckham is busy. She’s a designer now. She’s trying to be DVF. As such, she says she isn’t ready for a fourth child, and reveals specifically that: I’m not even trying to get pregnant at the moment. Translation: David is not having sex. I don’ By Lainey • Sep 23, 2008 04:44 am
Cheating Loins Fight cheating with cheating Meg Ryan on the cover of In Style and a new candid interview about her failed marriage and Russell Crowe… As you recall, Meg and Dennis Quaid were married when she embarked on a torrid affair with Russell that led to her divorce. She now reveals that she wasn’t By Lainey • Sep 23, 2008 04:25 am
Cheating Loins Going on 2 weeks Since Sienna Miller and Balthazar Getty were last together. He’s rarely been seen back in LA while she went off for another holiday with friends before returning to London, where she was spotted yesterday wearing skinny jeans and big boots and today in her version of the boyfriend jeans By Lainey • Aug 29, 2008 03:59 am
Dumbass Saving Sienna Simply put, Sienna Miller is f&cked. Known internationally now for being a homewrecker, Sienna is scrambling to salvage her career. Not only are studio executives at Paramount not impressed about the near universal Sienna-hate threatening future projects, it also seems she’s receiving little sympathy from her power By Lainey • Aug 07, 2008 03:09 am
Cheating Loins Tabloid Wars: People vs Us/Sienna vs Rosetta Sienna Miller is suing a pap agency and a UK tabloid for taking and publishing nude photos of her frolicking on the beach with a married man. Something about a violation of privacy. Rosetta Getty would say – how about a violation of my marriage? The Tabloid Wars are heating up. By Lainey • Jul 23, 2008 08:59 am
Twats Tori Spelling = My Elbow Vagina Since that stupid twat Mischa Barton broke my arm I’ve spent the summer collecting scarves. Some are silk, some have skulls, and stars, and seashells and swirly symbols, all to conceal an ugly scar and its even uglier growth. I noticed about 2 weeks after my stitches came out. By Lainey • Jul 22, 2008 05:43 am
