Break Ups Ciara is single I read earlier today at US Weekly that Ciara’s done with Future because she found out that he was cheating on her and this just three months after their baby was born. Dick. Wasn’t sure if I was going to write about this but then I checked the By Lainey • Aug 13, 2014 04:47 pm
Hook Ups Gwyneth & Brad Not that Brad. Someone at work wrote to me about this today. And before I opened the email, I got excited about Gwyneth and Brad Pitt. It’s not Brad Pitt. It’s Brad Falchuk from Glee. And US Weekly is now reporting that they’re officially dating. Apparently the By Lainey • Aug 13, 2014 04:22 pm
Douchebags This is what missing your wife looks like Here are some shots of Robin Thicke leaving his NYC hotel yesterday. God he’s a scuzzy looking f-ck, non? Actually, no, that’s not true. He desperately misses his wife. That’s what you’re seeing. It’s not skeeze, it’s sensitivity. By the way, here’s how By Lainey • Jul 04, 2014 12:30 pm
Music Beyonce keeps messaging, Mya is denying After Beyonce changed the lyrics to Resentment during her On The Run performances this week, it was speculated that Mya is Jay Z’s mistress, that he’s been financially supporting her, and that Beyonce was singing about their ongoing affair. Yesterday someone asked Mya on Instagram whether or not By Lainey • Jul 04, 2014 11:40 am
Cheating Loins Beyonce and the Long Island Princess Rome fell, The Beatles broke up, even Melrose Place was cancelled eventually, because all great things must crumble, but will Beyoncé’s ruin be brought about by a ninth tier, never-really-was, Bravo reality star/VIP cocktail hostess? Right now, a woman named Casey Cohen, who you are VERY familiar with By Dean • Jun 13, 2014 11:15 am
Cheating Loins The last days of Slum Bear? PEOPLE posted an article late yesterday about Jennifer Lopez and the status of her relationship with her Slum Lover Casper Smart. The title: Jennifer Lopez and Casper Smart Are Still Together – 'Technically,' Source Says Technically. And the subtext here is “for now”. At issue: he may have been By Lainey • Jun 04, 2014 11:18 am
Hook Ups Chris & Alexa: first photo I reported last week that Chris Martin and Alexa Chung were out together in New York the night after the MET Gala. Click here for a refresher. Now HEAT Magazine has the photo. Not a pap photo but a shot that looks like it was taken on the creep by By Lainey • May 13, 2014 09:12 am
Hook Ups Chris Martin & Alexa Chung: a New York dinner? Ahem. Before we begin, please be warned that I might get a little boasty. Sorry. So. Chris Martin and Coldplay are the musical guests on Saturday Night Live last weekend. He has trouble with the high notes. Alexa Chung attends the Costume Institute Gala on Monday night. She has trouble By Lainey • May 08, 2014 09:31 am
Famewhores Oh please There’s a story that’s up on PEOPLE right now about Tori Spelling, her husband, Kevin Federline Jr, and that new reality show they’re doing about the problems in their marriage ever since he cheated – ON her and not FOR her, because, you know. Several sources close to By Lainey • Apr 16, 2014 02:36 pm
Cheating Loins Chris Martin and the intern Page Six reported this weekend that back in 2011, when Coldplay appeared on Saturday Night Live, Chris Martin hooked up with an assistant, some mystery woman who was backstage, either an intern or a member of someone’s entourage. Not the most detailed reporting but enough for them to suggest By Lainey • Apr 07, 2014 10:35 am
Break Ups Gwyneth’s open marriage and two covers Both PEOPLE and US Weekly have gone Gwyneth this week on their covers with similar stories. Basically Gwyneth sucks. She was intolerable. She was too glamorous but also insecure about aging and staying skinny and feeling desirable and Chris Martin preferred wearing t-shirts and couldn’t deal with her anxieties By Lainey • Apr 03, 2014 11:59 am
Hook Ups Chris Martin & Alexa Chung Before we begin… Can I just get mad at you for a minute? Why would I ever, EVER call Kate Bosworth a Fashion It Girl? How could you ever think that? Do we not know each other at all? OK, I’m over it. Let’s talk about Chris Martin By Lainey • Mar 28, 2014 10:27 am
Cheating Loins Gwyneth’s affair with Kevin Yorn? Earlier this week, the full text of Graydon Carter’s piece on Gwyneth Paltrow, deliciously titled “The Paltrow Affair”, was posted on Vanity Fair’s website. You can read it here. Carter writes about the genesis of the Paltrow article – how in an editorial meeting, they were all talking about By Lainey • Feb 19, 2014 09:40 am
Cheating Loins Elizabeth Hurley and Bill Clinton? According to Tom Sizemore, Elizabeth Hurley and Bill Clinton had an affair. TOM SIZEMORE. Go and Google Tom Sizemore and you’ll know what I mean when I say TOM SIZEMORE. It’s from an audio recording. Sizemore recounting the story of how he went to the White House during By Lainey • Feb 05, 2014 12:52 pm
Maple Leaf Rehab for PR We Canadians are f-cking awesome this week, non? Rob Ford, Justin Bieber, KFed Jr… US Weekly reported exclusively a few weeks ago that Tori Spelling’s husband, Kevin Federline Jr, cheated on her with a woman in Toronto. They didn’t directly address the scandal. Instead, Tori kept posting happy By Lainey • Jan 24, 2014 10:02 am
Dumbass You Are Not Surprised: KFed Jr edition If you’ve been reading this blog for long enough, you know how I feel about Tori Spelling and that loser she married. Go through the archives if that’s not clear enough for you. Kevin Federline Jr cheated on his then-wife Mary Jo Eustace after meeting Tori on the By Lainey • Dec 26, 2013 11:07 am
