Cheese He had to keep his shirt on The Jonas Brothers made a surprise appearance today at the Air Canada Centre for We Day. You can imagine the screaming. Yesterday the Vagina Virgins participated at CIBC Run For The Cure. Miraculously, Joe kept his shirt on. Those in Yorkville would find this particularly surprising because during the film By Lainey • Oct 05, 2009 08:10 am
Cheese Precious Cheese Tits Tits out, ass out, Mimi heaved her cheese onto the carpet the other night at the New York premiere of Precious enveloped in a cloud of butterfly love and bunny rabbit affection. Mimi tottered over to the event wrapped around her husband Nick Cannon and the two proceeded to slather By Lainey • Oct 05, 2009 06:28 am
Cheese Carry the Cheese No doubt. My favourite photo of the week. Look at it. Look at them carrying Mimi’s Cheese around this morning in New York as she performed lived on The Today Show. It’s her thing, you know. Being carried around I mean. Mimi was once too tired, or spoiled, By Lainey • Oct 02, 2009 04:15 am
Cheese Pay to smell like Cheese … FOREVER Mimi was at Macy’s yesterday in New York to promote her fragrance Mariah Carey Forever. “Thanks God”. It’s been a sh-tty morning. She brought out the first smile. I mean look at her. Look at her cheese on that carpet. She’s no longer capable of standing up By Lainey • Sep 30, 2009 04:15 am
Cheese Help me Grey Goose… Help me, calm me. Take away the urge to…do something wrong. Punching is wrong. Even when a Size 2 is so. f-cking. annoying. Just received an email from Melissa with the link to this article. Quotes from Jennifer Love Hewitt and her new interview with shape in which she By Lainey • Sep 23, 2009 08:32 am
Cheese She hasn’t met Michael Buble Another Jennifer Aniston interview, another article full of clichés and self help mantras. This time it’s Australian Harper’s Bazaar and she tells the magazine that “I still believe in love”. Jesus. What next? “What doesn’t kill you will make you stronger”. Victoria Beckham repeats this over and By Lainey • Sep 08, 2009 09:31 am
Cheese Mimi Cheese Old School Hair Vision of Love right? Same length and bangs too. Compare the album cover and Mimi out with Nick Cannon last night for dinner at Mr Chow’s. Love her cheese SO MUCH. Look how she’s tilting her head while he’s escorting her to their car. Like somehow this By Lainey • Sep 03, 2009 04:19 am
Maple Leaf Play by play pregnancy Hush, now… She’s pregnant. La Grande Fromage, Canada’s ambassador of cheese Celine Dion is having another baby. Rene-Charles is 8. And of course we all knew, she told everyone, about the child waiting for her in the lab when she was ready. Well she’s ready. And now By Lainey • Aug 18, 2009 06:09 am
Maple Leaf Buble’s new blonde Michael Buble is enjoying some down time at home in Vancouver while working on a new album due in October. Early buzz has been positive… Earlier this summer Buble released a special edition cd/dvd Michael Buble Meets Madison Square Garden. It’s selling very, very well. I must be By Lainey • Aug 18, 2009 03:22 am
Cheese Posehard in your underwear Two new ads released from the Armani underwear campaign featuring the Beckhams, both of them flexing every muscle, looking at thin as possible, posing harder than they’ve ever posed before. The couple that posehards together stays together. What kills me is the way David is arching his back. Like By Lainey • Jul 02, 2009 09:14 am
Cheese Thanks God! This is how my mother says “Thank God!” It happens a lot with the immigrant China people. They pluralise inappropriately and have problems with conjugation and adjectives and adverbs. Like she’ll often say – I’m so exciting! when what she means of course is that she’s so “excited” By Lainey • Jun 29, 2009 09:20 am
Cheese Break-up Tweets Unlike Mariah Carey, I am not a master tweeter. I cannot tweet with a 7 octave range, nor can I tweet in the "whisper register". Please. She's amazing. No, my tweets consist of ragging on my punk bitch of a driver, praising my new sand wedge, By Lainey • Jun 09, 2009 01:43 pm
Cheese Prince & Cheese Can’t believe they were able to put these two massive egos on the same stage and one did not push the other off. Amazing. Last night in New York at the Apollo Theatre 75th anniversary celebration, Mimi’s Cheese hooked up with Prince at a star studded gala that By Lainey • Jun 09, 2009 03:28 am
Cheese Meem Cheese Friday Just in time for the weekend – a little Mimi to start it off right. And we need her. We so need her. Mimi and her husband showed up at the Fresh Air Fund Salute to American Heroes last night in New York. It was… more of a cocktail affair. Mimi By Lainey • Jun 05, 2009 04:53 am
Cheese Cannes in pictures What's Cannes like? How deep is the Eurocheese? What does it look like? What does it smell like? Sometimes words are inadequate. And if you've never come here, this just about sums it up. Roberto Cavalli. Enjoy the amazingness. Photos from Flynetonline.com and Wenn.com By Lainey • May 19, 2009 03:42 am
Douchebags Cheese & Carbs on the Croisette Ryan Phillippe’s CarbFace arrived in Nice on Thursday, surprisingly not wearing a beater tank. Am shocked. Ryan is at the festival for The Bang, Bang Club which he’s been shooting in South Africa. He’ll be joined by Canadian co-stars Malin Akerman and – yes! – Taylor Kitsch for advance By Lainey • May 15, 2009 03:27 am
