Girly Throw Downs Fight over Cheese! You know she’s loving it. There’s a cockfight over Mimi! If you recall, Mimi and Eminem dated for five minutes. He claimed he hit it, she says they only kissed. Remember, Mimi can count on one hand the men she’s been intimate with. She repeats it every By Lainey • May 11, 2009 01:32 pm
Cheese Cheese Nips and Kylie for Darren My main gay Darren has been working hard, travelling from one coast to another for several months. As such, we haven’t been drunk together nearly enough all year. Darren misses me. He missed me so much yesterday he actually watched part of the hockey game and texted me from By Lainey • May 06, 2009 08:36 am
Cheese Cheese Anniversary Can you believe it’s been a f-cking year? Admit it, you did not give it a year. You gave it maybe 6 months. But there they were, Mariah Carey and Nick Cannon, in Vegas at Moon Nightclub last night celebration the occasion. How? With champagne and cheese! I love By Lainey • May 01, 2009 03:31 am
Cheese LipGloss Fist Pump As mentioned above, it’s the fist pump that gave it away: he wanted it so badly. To be accepted by those who don’t have a curfew. To appeal to a new demographic – a demographic that isn’t impressed with this hair. To be considered cool. The fist pumping By Lainey • Apr 13, 2009 02:41 am
Jock Smut Vraiment? The economy is in the sh-ts. Even the owner of the Montreal Canadiens, one the most storied franchises in sport, needs to downsize. So the team is up for sale… 10 potentials buyers are bidding. Among them: La Grande Fromage herself, Celine Dion. In partnership with Guy Laliberte (Cirque du By Lainey • Apr 09, 2009 05:29 am
Gorgessity Away from the castle This is model “actress” Elsa Pataky at a breast cancer event today in Spain promoting herself for charity. Check her out working the cameras. Gorgeous, right? Love the hair. Over in Long Beach, her boyfriend, Adrien Brody, who bought a fake castle for her in upstate New York and routinely By Lainey • Apr 07, 2009 02:07 pm
Cheese London Cheese Sausage Relax. I’m not calling her big. Obviously not. Did you see those amazing shots of her cheese on the beach the other day? Click here. What I’m saying then is that our favourite cheese only wears tight ass clothes. To the point where her cheese cannot be contained. By Lainey • Apr 01, 2009 08:00 am
Cheese Cheese Caffeine It’s been a slog today. Am a zombie, blogging half asleep. But then…this. An embarrassment of riches, really. First John Mayer’s double gold – shorts and smelling his man-kini – now Mimi and her man in on holiday spraying cheese all over the beach. And of course the paps By Lainey • Mar 30, 2009 10:58 am
Cheese Before LeAnn… Those of you who grew up in Canada should remember this… 3Deep. Ring a bell? Canada for some reason is a good testing ground for boy bands. Some producer threw together three random boys from soap operas back in the day and released a song that became a modest hit By Lainey • Mar 19, 2009 09:09 am
Cheese LipGloss grows Vampire hair They made a big deal over Robert Pattinson’s hair during Twilight promo. Zac Efron was so jealous. Now he appears to be growing his and was seen flinging it around yesterday leaving his house. Oh Lippy, you so pretty. Very pretty in Elle Magazine this month promoting 17 Again. By Lainey • Mar 06, 2009 03:04 am
Quiveration Fun Fearless = Cheese? Again… I don’t get it. Mario Velveeta Lopez. He was named one of Cosmopolitan’s Fun Fearless Males of 2009. Why??? In about 5 minutes I will receive a text message from my main ‘mo Darren telling me all the things he’d like to do with Mario in By Lainey • Mar 03, 2009 06:50 am
Quiveration Hot Jakey Hip Hop This video kills me. Because it makes no f-cking sense. But first, auto-tune needs to die. So it’s Jamie Foxx. He has a new album. He’s released a new video full of celebrity cameos – Samuel L Jackson, Forrest Whitaker, Quincy Jones, Ashley from Fresh Prince, some blonde lady By Lainey • Feb 27, 2009 02:00 am
Cheese Best Oscar Actors and a Cheese It’s quite a group isn’t it? Can you picture Mickey sliding in there? No… Mickey is not one of them. Adrien Brody is very much one of them, even though he’s a hypocrite douche. Like, did you hear him during the presentation? While introducing Richard Jenkins, he By Lainey • Feb 23, 2009 12:38 am
Cheese The Hoff at the Brits! Don’t ask me why he’s there. Don’t even bother sending me whatever explanation about a movie or a tv show or some dvd or even worse, a new album. I don’t care. There is only one reason The Hoff ever shows up anywhere and that is By Lainey • Feb 19, 2009 02:21 am
Cheese Will it be like this? It was reported yesterday, by People of course, that John Mayer will be gifting Jennifer Aniston, in honour of her 40th birthday TODAY, with a brand new song written especially for the occasion. The question posed in the original article was Rossum or Romantic? It all depends on the delivery, By Lainey • Feb 11, 2009 02:17 am
Famewhores Wedding Porn W. T. F. ???????????????????? The going rate for Fergie’s wedding photos must have been low rate. Because it’s the only explanation behind these images. Have you seen them? So. Sad. Sad that the only way she could get anyone to care is by promising that she and her Josh By Lainey • Feb 10, 2009 09:39 am
