Chills Chills Chills Why is she dancer? Like I wrote last time, every time I see her now, the song plays in my head. And I’m on my knees, looking for the answer… Are we human? Or are we dancer? They say she’s definitely dancer. Seen here leaving at the dance studio yesterday with Little By Lainey • Jun 18, 2009 05:54 am
Assy Style Robo’s two big bags Her bag bag, the white one, and this dumbass dress she’s wearing. SO unflattering. Can you imagine? Having all that money? And blowing it on stupid f-cking clothes? Katie Holmes was photographed shopping yesterday in LA, fresh off her Gumby-like appearance in Washington last weekend. And before you ask. By Lainey • May 28, 2009 03:27 am
Douchebags Star 09? Exclusive. There’s a movie that was made in the 80s, used to keep me up at night. Because Eric Roberts is a creepy motherf-cker. Based on the short life of Dorothy Stratten, Playboy Playmate, who was murdered by her deranged estranged husband. At her Playboy photo shoot the other By Lainey • May 07, 2009 03:14 am
Parent Pimps Ordering is not fighting Paps claim that these photos taken of JailBait Miley Cyrus and her loser douche 20 year old boyfriend Justin show the two having an argument about their relationship. Depends on how you Photo Assumption. I don’t Photo Assumption a fight. I do however Photo Assumption an order. Or a By Lainey • May 04, 2009 03:30 am
Chills Chills Chills Robo Zombie at Star Trek He must have switched her off for the night. Check out Katie Holmes’s expression leaving the Star Trek premiere with Tom Cruise. That’s about as blank as it gets. The two did not walk the carpet, sneaking inside to the screening instead, attempting perhaps to be respectful, choosing By Lainey • May 01, 2009 07:08 am
Chills Chills Chills Robo dances every day Apparently Little Sci does too. She turns 3 this week and on top of being enrolled in dance and play and swim and art classes morning to night, she will also supposedly begin Xenu training next week at the school established by Will and Jada Smith – the New Village Academy By Lainey • Apr 13, 2009 10:41 am
Break Ups He’s single… But do you still want him? Before George Clooney there was Mel Gibson. Please. If you are 30+ don’t pretend you don’t remember. You remember. There were women back in the day who would have cut off their breasts for the chance at a stab with Mel Gibson. By Lainey • Apr 13, 2009 06:55 am
Chills Chills Chills Dry, Pinned, and Pink It’s Jonathan Rhys Meyers at the Season 3 premiere of The Tudors last night in New York looking overcooked, dehydrated, and quite possibly cranked. His face… Is it cracking? It’s so dry it’s cracking. And his lips – freaks me out when mouth and skin are the same By Lainey • Mar 31, 2009 03:46 am
Chills Chills Chills Robo Flamenco! Sorta. Tom and KatE on the carpet at the Valkyrie premiere in Rio last night. As you can see, Katie busted out of her neutrals for a change working her red lips for an attempt at vavavoom that fell totally flat. No pun intended. It’s not that she has By Lainey • Feb 04, 2009 02:20 am
Chills Chills Chills Sell baby sell! Because it’s apparently going to be a very, very, very hard sell. Will Smith has taken his Seven Pounds promotional tour to New York on Good Morning America yesterday and Letterman last night and it looks like he’ll have to turn on the charm extra bright because his By Lainey • Dec 19, 2008 05:34 am
Chills Chills Chills Will & Jada are generous They donated almost $1.5 million in 2007, spreading out their gifts across religion and cause and in particular directing $ $122,500 to Church of Scientology-related projects which is less than the $250,000 the Smiths sent to a Christian organisation in Philadelphia and another $200,000 to a Los By Lainey • Dec 18, 2008 03:27 am
Chills Chills Chills Best of 2008: Xenu the video I almost forgot! I almost forgot about the video that made our lives! The theme from Mission Impossible, Tom’s crazy cackle, Tom’s crazy serious face immediately following his crazy cackle, the Xenu gibberish spewing from his mouth, and then his acceptance of that award swearing allegiance to LRH… By Lainey • Dec 17, 2008 02:40 am
Famewhores Glibness and forgiveness Tom Cruise’s tour of contrition continues. And … it’s working. Because while Valkyrie will likely still suck sh-t at the box office, Hollywood players have been very impressed with his efforts on this promotional tour, resurrecting the Tom Cruise of the 90s, willing the MiniVan to remember him in By Lainey • Dec 15, 2008 04:51 am
Chills Chills Chills They bought it Tom’s tour of Toronto – a resounding success. But first the new cover of People Magazine: MiniVan friendly, good hair, that famous smile, a glimpse of Little Sci, and the tantalising prospect of seeing Tom’s personal family photos. Please. It’s brilliant. They will eat this sh-t up. Just By Lainey • Dec 10, 2008 02:43 am
Chills Chills Chills KatE in control? So Tom Cruise and Robo appear on the cover of T: the NY Times Style Magazine due out on Sunday. Each girl gets her own cover, each was interviewed separately, each gushed sugar rape Rossum styles about their love. But first… Katie Holmes insists she can think for herself: " By Lainey • Dec 04, 2008 09:59 am
Baby and Bump Obsession Baby umbrellas and coats Baby umbrellas warm my bitch heart. It’s because of Matilda Ledger, I think. Two weeks ago, when we were in Europe, our mornings in Paris began with Matilda in the lobby. She’d be with her nanny, playing, hopping around, we could hear her chatting to herself conversationally, not By Lainey • Nov 06, 2008 03:35 am
