Chinese Squawking Chicken Intro for February 9, 2015 Dear Gossips, Did you know that both Taylor Swift and Kanye West were born in the Year of the Snake? If you’re a Snake too, here’s what my ma, the Chinese Squawking Chicken, is advising for the Year of the Goat/Sheep: Might not be the best year By Lainey • Feb 09, 2015 07:01 am
Chinese Squawking Chicken Intro for February 6, 2015 Dear Gossips, Wednesday was the Start of Spring on the Chinese calendar meaning it’s now officially the Year of the Goat/Sheep (even though Chinese New Year is on February 19th). That day I posted a Squawking Chicken (my ma) advisory for those born in the Year of the By Lainey • Feb 06, 2015 09:05 am
Chinese Squawking Chicken Intro for February 4, 2015 Dear Gossips, On the Chinese calendar, today is the Start of Spring. Which means that, technically, the Year of the Horse is over and the Year of the Goat/Sheep has begun. Chinese New Year is on February 19. But the astrological year actually kicks off today. I know it’ By Lainey • Feb 04, 2015 09:25 am
Chinese Squawking Chicken Intro for June 24, 2014 Dear Gossips, You know what my friend Teri Hart, who moderated last night’s SMUT Soiree pointed out? We see Matt Damon hanging out with George Clooney and John Krasinski. We see him with other people, other friends. Who does Ben Affleck spend time with? A few years ago, it By Lainey • Jun 24, 2014 10:06 am
Chinese Squawking Chicken Jolie damed It’s Dame Angelina now. Queen Elizabeth made Angelina Jolie an honourer Commander of the Most Distinguished Order of St Michael and St George on Friday on a Birthday Honours list that also included Daniel Day-Lewis, Maggie Smith, and Damian Lewis. Some of you complained. And I would agree with By Lainey • Jun 16, 2014 09:56 am
Chinese Squawking Chicken Intro for April 28, 2014 Dear Gossips, What do you want to talk about today? Want to talk about how I wish I had a dire wolf and would give up all gifts for the rest of my life in exchange for one? Probably not. Or how about Selena Gomez and...Orlando Bloom? Not that By Lainey • Apr 28, 2014 08:48 am
Chinese Squawking Chicken I'm a Page Turner I am an only child. My parents divorced when I was six years old. I wasn’t an outgoing person. I didn’t have a lot in common with the other kids at school, often being the only Chinese student in a classroom full of people whose parents also grew By Lainey • Apr 25, 2014 09:42 am
Chinese Squawking Chicken Intro for March 27, 2014 Dear Gossips, Have you heard the “sad” version of Pharrell’s Happy by Woodkid? Have attached below. I’m obsessed. When I listen to it I picture Gwyneth Paltrow in her garden, picking vegetables, ruminating on life. Also, it’s the celebrity’s metaphor for, like, everything. Which is hilarious. By Lainey • Mar 27, 2014 09:53 am
Chinese Squawking Chicken Intro for March 12, 2014 Dear Gossips, I’m wearing earrings today. Little studs my ma, the Chinese Squawking Chicken, shoved at me at her birthday party on Saturday. Not a gift though. It’s a fortune telling/feng shui good luck thing. Because I don’t normally do accessories. Just a gold chain I By Lainey • Mar 12, 2014 09:05 am
Chinese Squawking Chicken Robert Pattinson drags a cow How about one for the Twi-Hards? Robert Pattinson is working on a film in Toronto. I live in Toronto. He was on set today with a cow. Dragging the cow. I am a cow. A f-cking cow. Let's just go ahead and call the cow Lainey, even though By Lainey • Feb 26, 2014 03:26 pm
Chinese Squawking Chicken Gwyneth & Charlize: Rats & Rabbits Gwyneth Paltrow went to a party at Charlize Theron’s yesterday. G and Charlize were also hanging out at Sean Penn’s Haiti fundraiser a few weeks ago. So I guess she really is friends with everyone except for Madonna. Still. And she’s going to need her friends, especially By Lainey • Feb 24, 2014 09:29 am
Chinese Squawking Chicken Shia still has a girlfriend Sarah calls him a “thief and a liar”. Well this lying thief was out in LA yesterday and he still has a girlfriend, Mia Goth. Goth is young. Just 19, at the most 20. Which makes sense. Any woman more mature might not be able to handle his sh-t. And By Lainey • Feb 18, 2014 12:10 pm
Chinese Squawking Chicken Intro for January 31, 2014 Dear Gossips, I feel like it's kinda perfect that the Super Bowl is happening over Chinese New Year weekend. Feasting and celebrating is always good this time of year -- good luck likes a party. When my ma, the Chinese Squawking Chicken, was heading into a really, really By Lainey • Jan 31, 2014 09:21 am
Chinese Squawking Chicken Cam D is a Rat too There are a lot of Rats in Hollywood. 1972 seems to be a big celebrity year. In addition to Gwyneth Paltrow, there’s also Ben Affleck, Jennifer Garner, Jude Law, Eminem, Sofia Vergara, and Cameron Diaz. Cam stepped out last night in New York at the TAG Heuer flagship opening By Lainey • Jan 29, 2014 11:10 am
Chinese Squawking Chicken Gwyneth is a Rat You think Gwyneth Paltrow believes in Chinese astrology? She’s a Rat. And the Year of the Horse is not supposed to be good to Rats. I care about Gwyneth a lot. So, if possible, if you can, could you send her this link? She really should be careful, especially By Lainey • Jan 29, 2014 10:24 am
Chinese Squawking Chicken Intro for January 29, 2014 Dear Gossips, After yesterday’s open about the Year of the Horse being sh-tty for those who are born Rats (click here for a refresher), I received a few emails, some complaining about the Rat getting all the attention. Like this one from Jennifer: “UM, WTF...year of horse is By Lainey • Jan 29, 2014 09:03 am
