Chinese Squawking Chicken Intro for January 28, 2014 Dear Gossips, Chinese New Year is January 31st! You ready? Fridge should we well stocked. Feasting is good. Gathering with friends and family all week is good too. Clean on Thursday – don’t forget the car – and wash your hair on Thursday night, wear a new set of pyjamas to By Lainey • Jan 28, 2014 09:22 am
Chinese Squawking Chicken Intro for January 24, 2014 Dear Gossips, It’s Grammy weekend. It’s also the last weekend before Chinese New Year. Let’s start there. We clean before Chinese New Year. We get rid of the sh-t from the previous year to clear a path for the good luck of next year. According to my By Lainey • Jan 24, 2014 09:03 am
Chinese Squawking Chicken First a bridesmaid… Mila Kunis was part of her brother’s wedding the other day. The bridesmaid dresses were blush pink and strapless. Definitely not something she’d wear on a red carpet…but it wasn’t about her. And I feel like Mila’s the kind of girl who knows when it’ By Lainey • Dec 10, 2013 01:36 pm
Chinese Squawking Chicken Mrs Timberlake’s holiday spirit What’s your holiday style? Are you a Mariah Carey? Mimi may have taken over Christmas but she does keep it pretty traditional (aside from her tits). It’s red, white, and gold but never green (see Dean’s rules to a Mimi Christmas here). If Mimi’s holiday themes By Lainey • Dec 04, 2013 03:21 pm
Chinese Squawking Chicken Intro for November 13, 2013 Dear Gossips, Duana asked me last night how my ma, the Chinese Squawking Chicken, reacted to the announcement of my upcoming book about her, Listen To The Squawking Chicken. Well, she came over yesterday when I was at work to drop off some ginseng soup. Normally she doesn’t come By Lainey • Nov 13, 2013 09:43 am
Book Review I wrote a book Shameless self-promotion here but this was the deadline I’ve been referring to. I was writing a book. I WROTE A BOOK! The book is called "Listen to the Squawking Chicken: When Mother Knows Best, What's a Daughter To Do? A Memoir (Sort Of)”. So now you By Lainey • Nov 12, 2013 03:43 pm
Chinese Squawking Chicken I wrote a book Shameless self-promotion here but this was the deadline I’ve been referring to. I was writing a book. I WROTE A BOOK! The book is called "Listen to the Squawking Chicken: When Mother Knows Best, What's a Daughter To Do? A Memoir (Sort Of)”. So now you By Lainey • Nov 12, 2013 03:38 pm
Chinese Squawking Chicken Intro for September 26, 2013 Dear Gossips, It was Poo Day yesterday on The Social. Yeah so it took four weeks. Just four weeks and we were able to feature my favourite subject on the show and talk about how my poo comes out in pellets – and demonstrated their different pellet shapes with play-dough – because By Lainey • Sep 26, 2013 09:00 am
Chinese Squawking Chicken Posh covers China Vogue and at Wimbledon What’s the Anna Wintour policy on Vogue international covers? How long must the gap be between a Vogue cover in China and the cover of US Vogue? Victoria Beckham covers the August issue of China Vogue. The US Vogue September cover already belongs to Jennifer Lawrence. That leaves 3 By Lainey • Jul 08, 2013 01:24 pm
Chinese Squawking Chicken Miley’s family drama Tish Cyrus, Miley’s mother, filed for divorce from Billy Ray Cyrus 10 days ago. Around that time, Miley tweeted at her dad, apparently because she couldn’t reach him by private communication, social networking being her last resort. Then, last week, the Cyrus family was photographed together with their By Lainey • Jun 25, 2013 12:16 pm
Chinese Squawking Chicken Now THIS is fluffy Written by Jacek I’ve basically ordered Lainey to go to sleep for a few hours at this stage in the day cause I can sense she’s about to crash. More from her to come later in the day but for now I’m stepping in for one or By Lainey • Feb 18, 2010 08:21 am
Chinese Squawking Chicken Now that’s a coat It’s Burberry, of course it is. The new Burberry is not for my mother. She has a lot to say about this. She’s has two Burberry trenchcoats, a navy long one that’s 20 years old, and a shorter khaki about 15 years old, both in perfect condition. By Lainey • Jan 25, 2010 11:30 am
Chinese Squawking Chicken Susan doesn’t need a Third Lip For those new to the site: We Asians look young for a long time. I still get carded for alcohol sometimes. But the thing about Asians is that as soon as 60 comes around, it’s old and fast and overnight. One day you go to bed and it’s By Lainey • Nov 25, 2009 08:22 am
Chinese Squawking Chicken Hot Friday Hot Harry It is so f-cking hot here in Toronto. And this is Hot Harry on a Horse not on a horse at a wedding in London with his brother and also Kate Middleton. I was married on a Friday. My mother consulted a feng shui master for the date. And that By Lainey • Aug 14, 2009 12:03 pm
Chinese Squawking Chicken Leather pants and platforms Kristen Stewart and Dakota Fanning yesterday on the set of The Runaways working that old school style. High waist leather pants. Please. If I put those on I’d be the Chinese Porny Simpson. Kristen however looks amazing. There’s a cute, cute, CUTE body under there. As for those By Lainey • Jul 02, 2009 03:41 am
Parent Pimps Is that the only reason? JailBait Miley Cyrus is currently on some kind of promotional tour – book, movie, virginity – and was on the radio yesterday with Detroit’s Mojo in the Morning on WKQI when she was asked when she and that f-cking 20 year old loser she’s dating Justin Gaston are moving in By Lainey • Mar 11, 2009 04:46 am
