Girlcrushes Giving back on her birthday Oh Taylor Swift. Right now you are perfect. TSwizzle turned 20 yesterday and celebrated at her family home with family, friends, her band, and the crew, baking the night before to surprise her guests, and then, oh yeah, announcing she’d made a donation of $250K to educational programs around By Lainey • Dec 14, 2009 01:38 am
Douchebags Ha. Ha. Ha. And this, motherf-cker, is what you call consequences. By Lainey • Dec 11, 2009 09:25 am
Douchebags 20/20 promotes Chris Brown This interview can’t be characterised any other way. It was a fluff piece. Robin Roberts and 20/20 allowed Chris Brown to repeat his empty apologies without qualification, without addressing any new questions, without pressing him on anything of substance. Oh great. We get to watch his “sorry” face By Lainey • Dec 07, 2009 02:21 am
Girly Throw Downs Drizzy > Breezy Hell yeah. Speaking of sh-t disturbing, Vibe is disturbing some really good sh-t with its new issue featuring two covers: Drake and Chris Brown. Oh la. Chris Brown of course is the piece of sh-t who’s trying to sell a new album while riding the high from his beatdown By Lainey • Dec 04, 2009 08:32 am
Douchebags So what will they ask him? Good Morning America took it up the ass last week when it was revealed that they’d invited Chris Brown onto the program to perform even though they’d cancelled Adam Lambert, thereby helping a convicted felon promote his new album. Although not admitting that they’re buckling due to By Lainey • Nov 30, 2009 06:21 am
Dumbass Beaters > Gays Well sh-t Good Morning America, this is wonderful. They cut Adam Lambert because they feared he might not be appropriate for morning television, but Chris Brown, that piece of sh-t who pummelled his girl … Chris Brown is totally appropriate for morning television. This is why they’re airing a taped By Lainey • Nov 26, 2009 02:10 am
Dumbass Give that lady a gold star No, not the dumbass posing with him yesterday in New York, she needs a girl intervention more than Jessica Simpson. But the one who blasted the sh-t out of Chris Brown as he was leaving a store yesterday and it was all caught on camera. See below. Exactly. Right? This By Lainey • Nov 13, 2009 02:13 am
Rihanna Rihanna talks Nine months after Chris Brown assaulted her, Rihanna is addressing the night she “went to sleep as Rihanna and woke up as Britney Spears”. This is how she describes the “level of media chaos” that resulted from the incident, telling Glamour that "the positive thing that has come out By Lainey • Nov 03, 2009 02:10 am
Douchebags “Whatever” means sorry Thanks to Erica C for sending this along – an article written by LZ Anderson for CNN Opinion about Chris Brown who is going on tour next month as a “fan appreciation” gesture and has just released a new video, conveniently around the same time as Rihanna. He’s also dropping By Lainey • Oct 27, 2009 08:37 am
Chris Brown Kanye’s apology Kanye West appeared on Jay Leno’s inaugural show last night for a performance with Jay-Z and Rihanna. Before taking the stage however Kanye requested a few moments with Jay to speak about the VMA incident. Here’s the clip: If we’re comparing apologies, Chris Brown and Kanye West… By Lainey • Sep 15, 2009 03:10 am
Girly Throw Downs The Mighty Opes is not amused I am not an Oprah Winfrey fan. But I am definitely a fan of how Oprah responded to Chris Brown. Background: After Chris Brown beat his girlfriend, tried to force her out of his car, punched her repeatedly, and choked her until she almost lost consciousness Oprah dedicated a show By Lainey • Sep 04, 2009 04:53 am
Dumbass Softball with Larry King As expected, CNN has confirmed that Larry King sat down with Chris Brown for an interview that will air on September 2nd. E! reports that “it was a no-holds-barred chat during which Brown answered every question put to him.” Sure. Because these are the kinds of questions that Larry King By Lainey • Aug 27, 2009 08:32 am
Douchebags His yellow heart is so depressed As you know, Chris Brown was sentenced yesterday for beating the sh-t out of his girlfriend although if you clicked on People.com this morning you could have assumed that Rihanna deserved this. Anyway, on the same day he was sentenced, a “depressed” Chris Brown also put in some time By Lainey • Aug 26, 2009 04:11 am
Douchebags Feel sorry for him, he’s depressed Chris Brown was finally sentenced today for violently assaulting his girlfriend. Oh yeah, he also tried to kill her. TMZ reports that Brown claims that since he beat Rihanna, and was arrested for it, he’s been “depressed”. Let’s look at some photos that show Chris Brown’s depression. By Lainey • Aug 25, 2009 02:04 pm
Douchebags Keri Hilson: sh-t by association Oh look! It’s Chris Brown. And he doesn’t look contrite. No, not at all. In fact, Chris Brown looks like he’s in great spirits – happy, relaxed, having a great time shooting a music video in LA. And why shouldn’t he be living the life, enjoying the By Lainey • Aug 20, 2009 04:29 am
Douchebags Punch your girlfriend, then go clubbing Awesome. Chris Brown was photographed last night arriving at Guys & Dolls looking sharp in a tartan waistcoat, clutching his blackberry, eager to get inside and have a good time where he’d presumably be surrounded by ladies at a private table, champagne and vodka freeflowing, working the dance floor By Lainey • Aug 12, 2009 03:44 am
