Douchebags Yellow means humble Right? Oh no, this bitch isn’t smug AT ALL. That’s not a smug face. That’s totally the face of a humbled man, in humble colours, not brash, not brazen, sincere and apologetic and ready to make amends. It’s Chris Brown at LAX arriving for sentencing today By Lainey • Aug 05, 2009 05:03 am
Dumbass Geriatric and a beater Chris Brown apparently gets formally sentenced tomorrow. After that, Radar is reporting he’ll be talking to Larry King as his handlers are arranging it so that he can “get his apology across without facing brutal questioning.” Right. Because Larry King now deals in soft balls. No balls! Remember his By Lainey • Aug 04, 2009 07:01 am
Douchebags Doesn’t he look so sorry? Chris Brown was in Harlem yesterday playing basketball. He went out to party afterwards and seemed to act all shifty and sh-t when a member of his crew spotted the paps. Why? It’s not like he’s done anything wrong, right? Chris Brown punched his girlfriend in the face By Lainey • Jul 28, 2009 09:42 am
Rihanna On Chris Brown’s apology Am assuming you’ve seen it? If not – the clip is below: a video posted on YouTube, Chris Brown’s public apology for smacking the sh-t out of girlfriend Rihanna. Many of you have emailed your thoughts and asked for mine. Totally scripted, overly rehearsed, and can it be sincere By Lainey • Jul 21, 2009 02:32 am
Douchebags Convicted felon has a great time So he beat down his girlfriend oh just 4 months ago. And there’s no prison time, just a few hours of garbage duty here and there, totally manageable. Otherwise, life for Chris Brown is easy come easy go. No need for charity work, no need to spend time in By Lainey • Jul 06, 2009 03:51 am
Girly Throw Downs Jay is one of the few Good. So remember when Chris Brown beat the sh-t out of his girlfriend? Remember her face? Remember him a couple of weeks later having so much fun on his jetski in Miami? Remember him rolling around in expensive cars? Remember how upset people were for, what, like a couple of By Lainey • Jun 30, 2009 05:55 am
Hook Ups 4-way hook ups Last night at Game 5 of the NBA Finals, Chris Brown was courtside sitting beside his brother, Rihanna was missing, but her wannabe was front and centre. Her name is Teyana Taylor and they’re calling her a RiRi lookalike. See side by side photo here. Even more intriguing though By Lainey • Jun 15, 2009 03:41 am
Rihanna Courtside awkward Over or not over? Last night in Orlando, both Rihanna and Chris Brown were courtside to watch the Lakers defeat the Magic in Game 4. Derek Fisher is so f-cking clutch. Though they sat apart and did not appear to engage at all, curiously enough, both Us Weekly initially cited By Lainey • Jun 12, 2009 03:46 am
Dumbass Dickless Usher No balls either. Usher earned some respect yesterday when his comments on the Chris Brown/Rihanna situation were released. Specifically addressing the pictures showing Breezy jet skiing and cavorting in Miami a few days ago, Usher criticised: "I'm a little disappointed in this photo. After the other By Lainey • Mar 04, 2009 02:21 am
Douchebags Life is Breezy As you’ve heard, Rihanna and Chris Brown are back together, staying at Diddy’s mansion in Miami. I have not written about Rihanna because it’s sad smut. Still sad smut. What happened to her is heartbreaking. Her choices are heartbreaking. And while I may not agree with them, By Lainey • Mar 02, 2009 01:25 am
Ebola Victims Oscar Ebola Victim: Mickey Rourke Loki could not save Mickey. Oh Loki. You saw it coming, didn’t you? Last Monday in New York, Mickey Rourke stumbles into Butter and it happens to be Ebola Paris Hilton’s birthday party. Instead of leaving, he sits down and celebrates with her… and suddenly his beloved dog By Lainey • Feb 23, 2009 12:53 am
Rihanna On Rihanna and Chris Brown You must know by now but just in case, and because there are so many strands of information flooding in, a quick recap first: Rihanna and Chris Brown attended the Clive Davis party together on Saturday night. By all accounts, they were happy, very affectionate, betraying no signs of what By Lainey • Feb 09, 2009 03:12 am
Hook Ups Best of 2008: Rihanna & Chris Brown It’s young love at its best… like a smarter version of Britney and Justin. Even though their denials are getting a little old, at the same time, they’re also refusing to engage, and that kind of deliberate protection could serve them well in the future. Will Rihanna and By Lainey • Dec 18, 2008 12:15 pm
Rihanna Please don’t break up Oh but they will. Eventually. They have to. They’re too young. And Rihanna isn’t a character from a Stephenie Meyer novel. UGH! I am still SO angry about the colossal and universal FAIL that was Breaking Dawn. But I have never seen a book so mercilessly eviscerated. The By Lainey • Aug 13, 2008 04:06 am
Rihanna Ciara ain’t no RiRi BET Awards went down in LA last night – En Vogue!?!?!? Here are Chris Brown and Rihanna on the carpet… separately, but together. Love them. So much. Seriously… Rihanna is exquisite. See clip of Chris’s performance below – at the end Ciara came out and they danced and she tried to By Lainey • Jun 25, 2008 02:35 am
Rihanna MTV The Cutest They sat together last night – Chris Brown and Rihanna. They keep denying the romance between them but they sat together. And giggled together. And generally couldn’t stay away from each other. And it was the cutest. Chris Brown and RiRi are the cutest. Actually, RiRi is always the cutest By Lainey • Jun 02, 2008 01:42 am
