Gwyneth Paltrow GOOP: Monograms & Madonna Today’s GOOP is about GOOP gifts. Gwyneth’s holiday recommendations. Really? Do we really need fancy recipe cards? I’m sorry. I judge too much. And maybe unfairly. Anyway, the best part of the newsletter is Gwyneth’s monogrammed Louis Vuitton suitcase. Obviously. She even includes a photo. Gwyneth. By Lainey • Nov 18, 2010 06:56 am
Gwyneth Paltrow Gwyneth live! To the lovers and the haters – mark it on your calendars, y’all. Gwyneth Paltrow just put a huge target on her back. My G will perform Country Strong live at the Country Music Awards on November 10th which will be televised nationally on ABC. She’ll have help though. By Lainey • Oct 20, 2010 07:53 am
Girly Throw Downs GOOPy & the other woman Gwyneth Paltrow was raised to keep up appearances. In her circle, among her people, you never let your face down. But lately, maybe because of all the organic meditation and barley she’s been eating, lately she’s been more inclined to show her sh-t. Especially on GOOP where she’ By Lainey • May 03, 2010 05:56 am
Girlcrushes Gwyneth steaming cod She covers UK Vogue and now US Harper’s Bazaar as promotion builds for Iron Man 2, due for release on May 7th. Regular folk hate my G, but the fashion people, they love her. It’s a safe, not very provocative article, which is no surprise. And if the By Lainey • Apr 09, 2010 04:40 am
Cheating Loins Gwyneth and another lead singer Here we go. Can’t wait to read how the British tabs will spin this. This is Gwyneth Paltrow surveying the construction around her house today in London. The dude with her is supposedly Gary Lightbody. He’s the front man for Snow Patrol, a band most famous for their By Lainey • Mar 09, 2010 04:38 am
Cheating Loins Family time, then tour This is Coldplay arriving in Buenos Aires, currently touring through South America. Guy Berryman is so hot. Prior to departing on this trip with the band however Chris Martin was with Gwyneth Paltrow and their children in Nashville where’s she’s been shooting Love Don’t Let Me Down. By Lainey • Mar 03, 2010 02:58 am
Cheating Loins Chris & Gwyneth: their hat and their house It was the first time in a long time I could stand to listen to Coldplay. Because Chris Martin wasn’t f-cking around with his falsetto. Until the very end. And that’s why. If you watched, you know what I mean. The clip is below. He also wore the By Lainey • Jan 25, 2010 02:06 am
Style GOOPy’s striped hat My Gwyneth was photographed in London this morning arriving at the gym in a long puffy coat. Word is it’s not exactly the Tracy Anderson Method anymore. Love that striped toque. I just bought a wool striped toque with a pompom top. My favourite. G is supposed to be By Lainey • Jan 05, 2010 02:16 am
Gwyneth Paltrow GOOPy & Jesus Today’s GOOP is all about Jesus. More profundity from the Paltrow. Aiya, quit with the spirituality and give us some good shallow bullsh-t. Curiously enough, Gwyneth is ending 2009 the same way she ended 2008. Back then her marriage was also under scrutiny as she was spotted in Miami By Lainey • Dec 24, 2009 04:48 am
Cheating Loins Porny steps up… But what about Chris Martin? Star Magazine photo assumed the dumbest story last week about Jessica Simpson dealing with Tiger Woods suggesting they had an affair. Simpson immediately denied the report and according to Gossip Cop she had her lawyer send over a warning, demanding a retraction. Or else. The By Lainey • Dec 21, 2009 02:56 am
Gwyneth Paltrow GOOPy and Blair Waldorf 2009 was a light year for Gwyneth on the work front. By the way, her last film Two Lovers was just named by the National Board of Review as one of the Top 10 independent films of the year. But Gwyneth, in the midst of rumoured marital discord, will be By Lainey • Dec 03, 2009 08:06 am
Cheating Loins GOOPy Wellies After a luxe weekend in Marrakesh with her surprising new bestie Jennifer Aniston, my imaginary bestie Gwyneth Paltrow is now back in London, photographed today surveying the progress on her home expansion. As previously reported, she and Chris Martin bought the place next door and are merging the two into By Lainey • Dec 01, 2009 03:18 am
Cheating Loins Chris & Kate An update on the Chris Martin/Kate Bosworth cheating allegations: he said he would take legal action against Star Magazine. So far, no law suit has been announced. They always say they’ll sue and they say it very loudly that they’ll be suing and then they don’t By Lainey • Nov 13, 2009 02:46 am
Baby and Bump Obsession Gwyneth runs It’s good for the mind. And they say hers is troubled these days. This is my Gwyneth in London with Moses and his little bear. He looks so different with short hair. After mom time, G went for a run. I like those running pants. I need a pair By Lainey • Nov 10, 2009 05:12 am
Smutty Surgery Gwyneth hides, Madonna parties There was a party in New York last night to celebrate the launch of Valentino: the Last Emperor on DVD. Gwyneth Paltrow is a major Valentino supporter. She was in New York for sure at the weekend trick or treating with her kids in the Hamptons. But amid the cheating By Lainey • Nov 04, 2009 02:35 am
Gwyneth Paltrow Martin Family Tour Coldplay played Barcelona a few days ago. Gwyneth and the kids were there too. Because, as she loves to say, GOOPy is part Spanish. Did you just hate scream? I think I heard you. Here’s Chris Martin out and about on Sunday with Apple and the bodyguard. And then By Lainey • Sep 07, 2009 06:07 am
