Break Ups G is for Glum Is it raining where you are? It's raining where I am. And cold. Do you hate Gwyneth Paltrow? I don't. Never ever ever. But many of you do. So if your day has been sh-t and you love to sh-t on G, this might lift your By Lainey • Apr 30, 2014 05:06 pm
Break Ups Gwyneth in LA, Chris in London Gwyneth Paltrow was at Paramount Studios yesterday for the Paris Photo preview, the same one Brad Pitt and Orlando Bloom went to last week. Here she is with the director of the exhibit, Julien Frydman. I love everything about this outfit, especially this sleeveless white shirt. Are you surprised that By Lainey • Apr 28, 2014 11:01 am
Break Ups Gwyneth & Orly? Gwyneth Paltrow was in Hong Kong yesterday to promote GOOP amid reports that GOOP is losing money. She also lost her CEO and work-husband. Here’s a shot she posted on Instagram: I’m telling you. The Year of the Horse is sh-t for Rats! And next year, it’ll By Lainey • Apr 24, 2014 12:48 pm
Break Ups The two faces of Conscious Uncoupling Chris Martin was in Brooklyn last night to honour Peter Gabriel as he was inducted into the Rock & Roll Hall Of Fame. Ironically, Martin cited Don’t Give Up as one of his favourites. I LOVE that song. You know that Say Something bullsh-t they keep playing on the By Lainey • Apr 11, 2014 10:46 am
Gwyneth Paltrow Intro for April 10, 2014 Dear Gossips, Katie Holmes and Jason Segel are not dating. Because STAR Magazine is the publication that initially reported it. STAR, by the way, also reports in its latest issue that Lupita Nyong’o and K’naan are talking about marriage. No. Holmes rep has denied the claim: "The By Lainey • Apr 10, 2014 09:03 am
Break Ups The consciously uncoupled ring Gwyneth Paltrow posted a photo to social media yesterday to mark her son’s birthday with the message: Moses Bruce Paltrow Martin turns 8 today. We love you! pic.twitter.com/O7d1a7Hwul I’m guessing Moses is not on Twitter or Instagram yet. So… who is this for? Is it By Lainey • Apr 09, 2014 09:43 am
Music Coldplay’s Magic video: Coincidence or conspiracy Coldplay’s new album Ghost Music drops in May. The video for Magic was released yesterday. I’ve already told you how I feel about the song. Click here for a refresher. It’s TERRIBLE. But while everyone else initially thought those lyrics were for Gwyneth, I wondered if they By Lainey • Apr 08, 2014 02:13 pm
Cheating Loins Chris Martin and the intern Page Six reported this weekend that back in 2011, when Coldplay appeared on Saturday Night Live, Chris Martin hooked up with an assistant, some mystery woman who was backstage, either an intern or a member of someone’s entourage. Not the most detailed reporting but enough for them to suggest By Lainey • Apr 07, 2014 10:35 am
Break Ups Gwyneth’s open marriage and two covers Both PEOPLE and US Weekly have gone Gwyneth this week on their covers with similar stories. Basically Gwyneth sucks. She was intolerable. She was too glamorous but also insecure about aging and staying skinny and feeling desirable and Chris Martin preferred wearing t-shirts and couldn’t deal with her anxieties By Lainey • Apr 03, 2014 11:59 am
Break Ups Music is the way to his heart, OF COURSE Chris Martin, now consciously uncoupled, was on The Voice last night. His appearance was pre-taped. Still, that can’t have been a disappointment for NBC seeing as their new guest mentor was basically the biggest headline in entertainment news last week. Oh timing. Coincidence or conspiracy? As I was first By Lainey • Apr 01, 2014 09:43 am
Hook Ups Chris Martin & Alexa Chung Before we begin… Can I just get mad at you for a minute? Why would I ever, EVER call Kate Bosworth a Fashion It Girl? How could you ever think that? Do we not know each other at all? OK, I’m over it. Let’s talk about Chris Martin By Lainey • Mar 28, 2014 10:27 am
Break Ups Who is the Magic? Now that Gwyneth Paltrow and Chris Martin have confirmed that they’re “consciously uncoupling”, everyone is creeping every old photo and everything they’ve ever said about each other – or other people – that could remotely be construed as a clue into their conscious uncoupling. No. I do not think she By Lainey • Mar 27, 2014 11:46 am
Break Ups Conscious Uncoupling…for a Rat What have I been telling you about those born under the sign of the RAT? This is the Year of the Horse. And the Horse is not kind to Rats. Since Chinese New Year the warning was there: Rats will have it rough. Here’s the post where it was By Lainey • Mar 25, 2014 07:01 pm
Music Chris Martin on The Voice NBC announced yesterday that Chris Martin, Coldplay’s frontman and husband of Gwyneth Paltrow will be joining The Voice as an advisor to the competitors and the judges. I don’t watch The Voice, not even one episode. I’m told however that it’s the best of all the By Lainey • Mar 19, 2014 10:36 am
Gossip Nostalgia A wounded heart for Gwyneth? I wrote about Gwyneth Paltrow and Chris Martin at the Golden Globes yesterday – click here if you missed it. In short, she had a busy Globe weekend and also attended the same party as Winona Ryder, OMG. That party was Sean Penn’s Haiti fundraiser. Chris was there with her. By Lainey • Jan 14, 2014 12:48 pm
Relationship Assumption Gwyneth’s Golden Globe weekend with Chris …and Winona? The Paltrow-Martins were out a lot this weekend in LA. On Friday Gwyneth Paltrow attended the Diane Von Furstenberg Journey Of A Dress Exhibition. She wore a black plunge neck pantsuit. On Saturday, she AND Chris Martin attended the Sean Penn & Friends HELP HAITI HOME Gala …together. And look By Lainey • Jan 13, 2014 03:21 pm
