Christina Aguilera Lea > Christina The fallback whenever Christina Aguilera shows up somewhere looking f-cking busted – which is often these days – is that, well, at least she can sing… Still? Errrrm… Last night? At the Super Bowl? The lyrics are a problem. The bigger problem was the singing. That wasn’t singing. That was forcing. By Lainey • Feb 07, 2011 02:14 am
Christina Aguilera Christina does what you don't want Written by Duana So there's a report in US Weekly about Christina Aguilera getting so wasted at Jerermy Renner's birthday party that she climbed into his bed (he wasn't in it). The story is notable because there's a quote told in the By Lainey • Jan 19, 2011 07:33 am
Assy Style New Year toe, ring Christina Aguilera has apparently been waving around a new ring. You know, I don’t get ring porn. Or bauble porn of any kind. I guess I’m dumb because of the value discrepancy but a good bag excites me so much more than a diamond. And, frankly, I find By Lainey • Jan 04, 2011 09:03 am
Assy Style Christina gets away with it So... She announces her divorce. Then hooks up five minutes later with her very own Kevin Federline who was an assistant on the set of Burlesque and now they’re inseparable... and somehow she manages to escape the cheater slap. How? Some would say that Christina’s people strategised well. By Lainey • Dec 17, 2010 04:30 am
Hook Ups The reason for the pumpkin patch Last week I posted this article with photos of Christina Aguilera at the pumpkin patch playing good mommy with her kid Max noting: Oh this can only mean some sh-t is about to go down. Or leak out. When someone wants to look this good this quickly, you know it’ By Lainey • Oct 19, 2010 10:16 am
Break Ups Perfect day for the pumpkin patch So I guess they’re not getting back together then? Two days ago she announced they were separated. Today it’s been confirmed that Christina Aguilera has filed for divorce from Jordan Bratman. And then she took her kid to the pumpkin patch. There are photos. Oh this can only By Lainey • Oct 14, 2010 08:25 am
Break Ups Maybe she’s bored for a while They were married when she was just 24. And marriage is hard enough without the craziness of celebrity. That they made is this far is an achievement. After all, with baby, that period post-partum, they’ve had their challenges. Us Weekly is reporting exclusively that Christina Aguilera and Jordan Bratman By Lainey • Oct 12, 2010 05:13 am
Style Nicole Richie: birthday, boots, and bachelorettes Ugh. It’s that word again. Bachelorette. So lame. After I advocated for using Stag yesterday – click here if you missed it – many of you offered Doe as the female alternative. But... that’s almost the same. It’s Bambi’s mother. It’s not the same. That article was By Lainey • Sep 21, 2010 06:35 am
Assy Style Finally Aguilera Been complaining about Christina Aguilera and her repeat medley-ing from the VMAs and then at the AMAs…but last night, last night she made up for it all. A wickedly restrained performance at the Grammy nomination show with no freaky sideshow gimmicks, no dancing thank God, no copycat Lady Gaga By Lainey • Dec 04, 2008 01:52 am
Assy Style Glitter at the AMAs Ugh. So over the Vegas look. And so over Christina Aguilera. Does she matter anymore? Her performance was my pee break, maybe because last night, as it was at the VMAs in September, it was another medley of old music. Seriously, that is some lame sh-t. Like if you have By Lainey • Nov 24, 2008 02:34 am
Assy Style Dirrrty doesn’t sing? No… seriously… why was she lipsynching? Christina Aguilera sucks at a lot but she doesn’t suck at singing. So again, why no live? Check her out, arriving on the carpet last night at the VMAs – an ensemble that isn’t the greatest but that sure beat the hell out By Lainey • Sep 08, 2008 02:56 am
Assy Style Grey brows, pink lips Christina Aguilera was in New York yesterday to debut her fragrance Inspire. Celebrity colognes always confound me. First – who’s dumb enough to believe these people actually use their own sh*t? And second – they may look better than we do, but do they smell better than we do? Really? By Lainey • Sep 03, 2008 02:30 am
Famewhores The Unsubtle Famewhore By now it’s no secret, not even to the MiniVan Majority – there is only one reason to go the Ivy. And it isn’t the food. This is why usually at the Ivy, it’s B list at best. But check out Christina Aguilera the other day, creating a By Lainey • Jun 30, 2008 08:35 am
Christina Aguilera Christina & Max Looks like People Magazine outbid the others for the first photos of Christina Aguilera with her baby Max. How much is that baby on the magazine cover? I wonder if she nurses him at home with a full face of makeup. Am now obsessed with seeing what Christina looks like By Lainey • Feb 13, 2008 05:39 am
Beyoncé Lovely Body, Cheese Pose Christina Aguilera showing a beautiful baby bump on the cover of the new Marie Claire. All good…but the pose. The one hand behind the head pose? So weak. So Beyonce. So should be outlawed, don’t you think? source By Lainey • Nov 28, 2007 04:28 am
Christina Aguilera The Emmys 2007 I love Christina Aguilera. Why can’t Britney rip off a small piece of Christina? Ryan Seacrest was actually not as irritating as I thought he’d be. Maybe because Katherine Heigl had that honour? Fashion review below. And as always, not what you and I would wear, but what By Lainey • Sep 17, 2007 12:51 am
