Assy Style Supermodel Cougar Fack. This is not Teri Hatcher. Or Kelly Preston in that Maroon 5 video. This is Cindy Crawford. Cindy Crawford, whose husband is being sued for sexual harrassment after years of loud whispers about his philandering ways as George Clooney steps up to defend him. Her dress says it all, By Lainey • May 05, 2009 05:30 am
Gorgessity Happy 43 Today is Cindy Crawford’s birthday. Might explain why she was carrying a bottle of tequila to a friend’s place yesterday – there is much to celebrate. Superficially, I mean. Because when I’m 43 and I look like this, and I can afford to have a skilled medical professional By Lainey • Feb 20, 2009 08:29 am
Blind Riddles Mr Clooney goes to Washington Much as I wish I had access to his schedule, I’ve no idea what George Clooney is doing in Washington. The inauguration is still a week away. Perhaps more lobbying? Whatever the reason, he arrived there today all smiles, looking fit and vibrant and full of charisma as usual By Lainey • Jan 13, 2009 11:59 am
Baby and Bump Obsession Cindy gives back Cindy Crawford and her family were at the Los Angeles Mission yesterday – as you can see, at 42, she is as gorgeous as she’s ever been. Ridiculously so. And OLDER than Nicole Kidman. But those children… Have you ever seen such beautiful children? Her son is going to break By Lainey • Nov 27, 2008 03:45 am
George Clooney Cloon on Holz George Clooney is currently vacationing in the Mediterranean, stopping at one glamourous port after another, spending time with his bestie Rande Gerber and his wife Cindy Crawford. It’s a tough life, non? Holding court on the yacht at lunch, servants at his beck and call, ladies at his beck By Lainey • Aug 06, 2008 03:17 am
Celebrity Baby Theory You Are Not Them It’s a giant f&ck you to us mortals – a family that looks like this. A family this ridiculously attractive. Ri-di-cu-LOUS. Totally not fair. And as always, the glaring exception to my Celebrity Baby Theory. Have a look and then wallow in your own ordinariness: Cindy Crawford and By Lainey • Mar 11, 2008 05:03 am
George Clooney A Friend Like George You have to love the sheer… obviousness… of stories like these. People.com is reporting that George Clooney enjoyed a “guy’s night out” on Wednesday with Cindy Crawford’s husband Rande Gerber. Rande and George have been tight for years. Rande of course is a big time club owner By Lainey • Mar 06, 2008 11:25 am
George Clooney The Clooney Campaign He was on David Letterman last night, sexy as all hell in his black suit and so… Man. Just Man. Real Man. There is no boy or punk in George Clooney. Even my mother in law wants him. And this is not a frivolous woman. Check out George last night By Lainey • Oct 08, 2007 08:00 pm
Cindy Crawford Representing the 40s Demi Moore, Madonna, Julianne Moore – women in their 40s are owning their younger counterparts and 41 year old Cindy Crawford is, perhaps, the leader of the 40 Pack. Does it get any better? Here’s Cindy last night at the GQ 50th Anniversary party looking as beautiful as we’ve By Lainey • Sep 19, 2007 04:29 am
Cindy Crawford The Exception As it goes with any theory, there are always exceptions. When it comes to my Celebrity Baby Theory, Cindy Crawford’s children obviously don’t apply. The Celebrity Baby Theory is as follows: Hot + hot = Ugly Hot + average = Fairly attractive Average + Average = Hot Horse face stars (SJP) + gay husbands = Cute By Lainey • Aug 15, 2007 08:00 pm
