Baby and Bump Obsession Nicole Kidman ruined it for everyone Remember when Granny Freeze was pregnant with Sunday Rose? And everyone called her baby bump a goose feather pillow? Now anyone who’s pregnant goes through goose feather pillow scrutiny. Even Beyonce. Gran’s precedent might be a pain in the ass for other celebrities, but where gossip observation is By Lainey • Oct 11, 2011 03:58 pm
Girly Throw Downs One rises, one falls Sometimes I wonder if there isn’t a Gossip Puppet Master f-cking around with celebrities. Sometimes it really is coincidence and not conspiracy. Sometimes, because it’s Hollywood, and magic happens in Hollywood, the sh-t just falls into place at the best possible time. How else do you explain it? By Lainey • Sep 28, 2011 12:35 pm
BFFs Granny: Royals & Rupert Granny Freeze Nicole Kidman didn’t look great at the BAFTA Gala the other night with Will & Kate. I wonder if it’s been too long between forehead shots and fillers. And that little piece of fringe that kept coming loose off her side part was such an awkward By Lainey • Jul 11, 2011 02:56 am
Coincidence or conspiracy Blake works, Leo loafs But she’ll come home later and they can be together? That’s what it’s looking like. I’m telling you, as crazy as it sounds from the founding member of the Pussy Posse, per my article yesterday, he is super into this. So... Was there an overlap with By Lainey • Jun 14, 2011 07:35 am
Hook Ups Jen & Justin: Coincidence or Conspiracy? Oh well now this is interesting... Two weeks ago there was word that Jennifer Aniston had a new boyfriend. She and Justin Theroux decided to have dinner where she always has dinner, were spotted by the paps, then People Magazine was all over it about how her friends love him By Lainey • Jun 09, 2011 05:31 am
Coincidence or conspiracy A Blakey black eye? What? Please. I’m sure he’s nothing to do with it. There’s been a lot of joking that Jennifer Garner was the one who released those TOTALLY NOT BLAKE nude photos that have entertained us so this week. As hilarious as that would be, I think it’s By Lainey • Jun 03, 2011 03:12 am
Famewhores Brange planning a party? Well this doesn’t happen often… They papped the Brange yesterday running some errands. They went shopping at a place called Soap Plant. Quick, let’s google! Here’s what came up for me: Soap Plant / Wacko: The Premiere Pop Culture Emporium of Los Angeles (with) the best selection of By Lainey • May 26, 2011 03:31 am
Coincidence or conspiracy Pippy & Gaga Saturday night Not gonna lie. Am pretty excited for Saturday Night Live tomorrow, the season finale with host Justin Timberlake and musical guest Lady Gaga. Only… I heard they’re reviving the Dick In a Box situation? I mean if you go there, you have to make sure it’s a grand By Lainey • May 20, 2011 03:34 am
Coincidence or conspiracy Norman’s announcement Jennifer Aniston lost her dog Norman recently. He was 15. I can barely talk about this. For those of you who have dogs, I know you understand. My oldest, Marcus, is 8 in June. Marcus is my first dog, my 30th birthday present. And I am still obsessed with him. By Lainey • May 18, 2011 06:06 am
Break Ups Exes in Italy Bradley Cooper was in Rome yesterday promoting Limitless. I’m sorry there’s only so few photos, the agency is being dicky about which ones they’re making available without extra fees on top of the regular fees. Anyway… You know who was also in Italy today? His ex-girlfriend Renee By Lainey • Apr 06, 2011 05:30 am
Coincidence or conspiracy Worst poster, worst title, worst trailer In September I posted this about Kate Hudson’s new movie A Little Bit of Heaven. Dumbass title came with a dumbass poster. Look at Gael Garcia Bernal’s nose. Why is her mouth open? Who responds to this sh-t? WHY does she keep making the same movies over and By Lainey • Jan 13, 2011 08:25 am
Girly Throw Downs Blake Lively & Mrs Affleck Ben Affleck’s The Town was named one of the Best 10 of 2010 by the National Board of Review. The gala was last night in New York. His wife Jennifer Garner decided to accompany him. Well that must have been a buzzkill. Naturally, they did not pose together on By Lainey • Jan 12, 2011 02:58 am
BFFs Burberry Gwyneth Gwyneth Paltrow was photographed in head to toe Burberry yesterday in New York with her brother Jake and his girlfriend. I tried on these boots in London. They’re gorgeous. But if you’re my height, they’re too much. They take over a short girl’s body. On the By Lainey • Nov 30, 2010 05:16 am
Coincidence or conspiracy Thanks for letting us know That they're back together. An article appeared on People.com citing a "friend" of Rachel Bilson's who told the magazine that she and Hayden Christensen, having broken off their engagement a few months ago, have reunited. It was considerate of her/them, non? Last By Lainey • Nov 10, 2010 07:41 am
Break Ups Cox & Arquette: Coincidence or Conspiracy? It’s one of my favourite questions. As you now know, they announced a “trial separation” yesterday that’s actually been in effect for months. Something about trying to discover each other, themselves, and boundaries. It was written by a therapist and vetted by a publicist and the timing is By Lainey • Oct 12, 2010 04:51 am
Baby and Bump Obsession The Chosen Thumb She visited her ma on set today, this is The Chosen One Shiloh Jolie Pitt with her minders, followed by her sister Miss Zahara being nudged along by a staffer. Note Miss Z’s massive grown up lady purse. KILLS ME. What could she possibly be carrying around in there? By Lainey • Mar 29, 2010 10:35 am
