Quiveration Friendship Test This is the title of the email I received from Michelle a short while ago sent to me and Duana. Because the Toronto International Film Festival has just made its first major announcement about the features this year. And Colin Farrell is coming back to TIFF. Last time he eyef-cked By Lainey • Jul 14, 2009 05:21 am
Quiveration I’ll watch with you… But you’re probably not watching alone. I know this because I saw photos of you the other day with an attractive girl, holding hands but separating when you realised you were being papped. This troubles you but you are papped so infrequently, I cannot honestly say that I’m By Lainey • May 05, 2009 10:15 am
BFFs A bony shoulder to cry on As reported last month, Keira Knightley and Colin Farrell will start shooting London Boulevard next month and the two are already getting to know each other quite well. So far though, it’s not what you’re hoping for… So far. So far Colin is heartbroken over his recent breakup. By Lainey • Mar 02, 2009 07:08 am
Quiveration What are you thinking about? Oh, f-ck it, I don’t care. Let me just look at you. You looked so thoughtful yesterday, thoughtful even when you’re pumping gas. It’s sexy that you don’t need a driver but why, baby, why drive an Escalade? I would have never pictured you in an By Lainey • Feb 05, 2009 01:49 am
Colin Farrell Colin & Keira Oh the smutty possibilities. The Daily Mail is reporting that Keira Knightley and Colin Farrell have just signed on to a new movie together and they will be lovers. Fireworks on set, love it. Keira’s to play an actress who goes all Greta Garbo, hiding away in apartment popping By Lainey • Jan 23, 2009 02:08 am
Quiveration Globes Best: Colin Farrell Hemisphere. Like, please. Who would have thought the word hemisphere would set off such loin rubbing fury across the universe? It was a great surprise for Colin Farrell last night. And still he spoke so eloquently, so spontaneously. Hot AND articulate. How can this not bring the quiver? Also – a By Lainey • Jan 12, 2009 05:39 am
Quiveration Baby, who’s your date? It could be me if you need one. For the Globes on Sunday. You said you were chuffed about your nomination and I was equally for you. This must be why you’re in LA. And looking perfect. The leather jacket is perfect. The pants fit you perfectly. Your gait, By Lainey • Jan 09, 2009 07:01 am
Quiveration Travel Day I would not want to be travelling today. Airports must be hell? This is Colin Farrell, my love #2, arriving in London from LA (everyone with an accent should get the hell out of LA) looking lean and trim as he has for a while and fresh off his surprising By Lainey • Dec 23, 2008 07:40 am
Quiveration The Irishman with a cinched waist Duana’s Irish so she likes ‘em Irish. I’m a horny bitch so I like ‘em horny. Rarely do we share the same taste in boys but we find common ground in Colin Farrell. Hey baby, your waist is so small. Here he is today in Rome promoting Pride By Lainey • Oct 28, 2008 09:13 am
Quiveration He tried And we quivered. My friend Duana was in Ireland recently for a family wedding. Being half Irish, she kinda has an Irish thing. And a Colin Farrell thing. So she’s been keening for Colin and this won’t help the ache… Because last night in New York at the By Lainey • Oct 16, 2008 06:09 am
Colin Farrell Dorky Norton Look…I love him too. But I spent 10 minutes scanning photos from the agencies and every shot was dorky. And that’s just too long to spend scanning photos without finding one that’s not dorky. Maybe it was just an off night? Last night, in New York, at By Lainey • Oct 16, 2008 05:14 am
Brad Pitt Waking up with Angie A dewy fresh Angelina Jolie showed up in studio at The Today Show this morning for a final push this week in support of The Changeling opening in select theatres next week and in wide release October 31st. As you’ve heard, she also graces the new cover of W By Lainey • Oct 16, 2008 04:03 am
Break Ups Split Speculation They say there's a 7 year curse. Madonna and Guy couldn't get past 7. I'm arriving at 7 on November 2nd. Scary. Anyway, already rumours are swirling about the split. And Jennifer Aniston is right pissed that yet again, someone else is usurping her By Lainey • Oct 15, 2008 05:06 am
Quiveration Hey Baby Don’t run away… It’s been ages. Your hair’s long again… I like it. In fact, I like everything about you today. The way you wear your hat, the way you wear your pants, especially your pants, but you're still too skinny, darling. It hurts me By Lainey • Oct 10, 2008 01:45 pm
Colin Farrell Edward He had every woman on that carpet swooning last night. At TIFF to promote Pride & Glory, Edward Norton was without Colin Farrell who was supposed to show but didn’t. Official word is that he was tied up in Ireland shooting a movie. But my sources say he was By Lainey • Sep 10, 2008 07:51 am
Ebola Victims The Thinnification of Colin Farrell They say it’s for a movie role…but my smutty sense is tingling that it’s something more sinister. Smutty senses can be wrong. Let’s hope. This is Colin shooting a movie in Ireland, painfully thin. Look at his legs. Look how his eyes bulge. Suddenly I don’ By Lainey • May 27, 2008 07:05 am
