As IF Enough to feed the family People watch me eat like it’s something grotesque. I can pack away the food. When we were in Barbados, I would clean off my producer Heather’s dinners every night. And our friend Tiffany’s. After my own meal. Portion Control is an expression I would gladly take a By Lainey • Jul 20, 2011 10:08 am
Dumbass Posh sells books Several of you have emailed me about this today: sales of Harper Lee’s To Kill A Mockingbird have increased 123% on Amazon UK; it now occupies 38th spot on the bestseller list. The Beckham Bump. Does she know? OF COURSE she knows. As IF she hasn’t been googling By Lainey • Jul 19, 2011 09:59 am
Baby and Bump Obsession Photo shoots for Harper Seven She’s just a week old but already Harper Seven, thanks to her parents, is being well trained in the art of photo famewhoring... “candidly”, of course. Photos of Harper being cradled by both her mother and her father have been posted on David Beckham’s Facebook. Do you think By Lainey • Jul 18, 2011 08:42 am
Baby and Bump Obsession One year of As IF-ing “Harper was a name that we’ve loved for a long time, you know, for a couple of reasons. One of the reasons is, um, Harper’s an old English name which we loved, and one of the other reasons, Victoria’s favourite book is To Kill a Mockingbird and By Lainey • Jul 15, 2011 09:32 am
Baby and Bump Obsession Harper Seven Beckham The Beckhams finally have a daughter. She was born yesterday somewhere around 7am. It was a scheduled c-section. Couldn’t be on Saturday because David had a game and Will & Kate were throwing a party. And you’ll note, the announcement of the name on David’s Facebook page By Lainey • Jul 11, 2011 04:34 am
Baby and Bump Obsession The Biggest As IF in the world David Beckham just posted this photo on his Facebook page: Took this pic of Victoria while she wasn't looking. She looks amazing, so close now to the baby being born! Um, as IF she wasn’t looking. As IF they didn’t try this at least 15 times, By Lainey • Jul 07, 2011 08:28 am
Baby and Bump Obsession Independence Beckham? The internets are abuzz about Victoria Beckham giving birth today. July 4th is the Beckham wedding anniversary. They’ve hinted that they want to make the day extra extra special. And since she’s having a c-section they can pretty much choose when and where. So rumour has it, it By Lainey • Jul 04, 2011 09:47 am
Royals LaLa’s Godfather? The Beckhams were invited to the Wedding of the Century. Naturally, the British tabloids have been quick to hop on their acquaintanceship-relationship, eager to manufacture some kind of bullsh-t headline that might move a few extra thousand copies or generate a few extra page views. As a traffic whore myself, By Lainey • May 10, 2011 05:04 am
Baby and Bump Obsession Becks touches the bump! Remember when Posh and Becks posed on thrones at their wedding? I thought about this when I saw them arriving at the Royal Wedding. What Victoria must have thought of the understated elegance at Westminster Abbey. And the pomp and the privilege and all of it that money can’t By Lainey • May 02, 2011 03:56 am
Baby and Bump Obsession Putting off the Ultimate Upstage The Beckhams have come home to London as David and Victoria will be attending the Royal Wedding tomorrow. Becks apparently posted a video on his Facebook page about how excited he is to be going. While Kate Middleton seemed pretty relaxed however with just a day before they turn her By Lainey • Apr 28, 2011 04:55 am
Gorgessity Rough day at work Oh don’t tell me he’s not thinking it. Or imagining it. After all, this is the man who cheated on his wife with the low rent Rebecca Loos whose assets cannot even come close to Sofia Vergara’s. And while he may be on his best behaviour these By Lainey • Mar 29, 2011 06:15 am
Break Ups Fathers & Sons & old BFFs A very youthful Tom Cruise sat courtside at the Laker game on Sunday with son Connor. He looks really good, right? And the heels on his shoes aren’t even that obvious this time. Anyway, Tom was very popular. Many other celebrities came to say hello. Like Vanessa Hudgens who By Lainey • Mar 28, 2011 04:32 am
Baby and Bump Obsession LaLa and other options So I’m sure you’ve heard. Because, seriously, it was broadcast around the world like relief for a natural disaster, as if it could possibly be that monumental: David Beckham confirmed the other day that he and Victoria are expecting a baby girl. "Obviously, we're very By Lainey • Mar 14, 2011 02:55 am
Victoria Beckham His hair on the pitch, his wife is healthy Had to laugh the other day when I wrote about David Beckham’s latest hairstyle – click here –describing it as “military hipster” and my friend Lorella messaged me afterwards and said “Um, why don’t you just call it what it is”. 1. She knows me. 2. It totally is. By Lainey • Mar 10, 2011 04:56 am
Royals Very deep side part David Beckham played for the LA Galaxy yesterday in a friendly game against Club Tijuana. As you can see, he’s working a very deep side part. Like military hipster, I guess. Jesus he is handsome. Speaking of fascinators and the Royal Wedding, the Beckhams have apparently been invited. Fortuitously, By Lainey • Mar 03, 2011 03:17 am
Baby and Bump Obsession Posh > Fergie As you know, the royal wedding invitations were mailed out last week to almost 2,000 family and friends which is actually considered a smaller affair than weddings past. Sarah Ferguson did not receive one. Her daughters, Princesses Beatrice and Eugenie, are on the list, of course, but their mother, By Lainey • Feb 21, 2011 01:38 am
