Faux Gossip It follows you everywhere My mother the Chinese Squawking Chicken has an expression about a person’s sh-t. She says if you have some in your past, you carry it around in your handbag, doesn’t matter if it’s a Chanel, it’ll always smell like a knock-off. She usually means By Lainey • Sep 27, 2010 08:22 am
Dumbass Becks is a 7½ Apparently he thought paying for it would buy him discretion. As opposed to the other times, with that Loos woman, when it was free and enjoyable but she couldn’t keep her mouth shut, David Beckham must have figured that hiring someone to f-ck him on the side would By Lainey • Sep 22, 2010 03:31 am
Try Their porn is better when it’s candid They Beckhams are not actors. So when they try to porn their sh-t up, it’s definitely not as convincing as the Pitts, and the result can be a little deflating, especially since Victoria has such a hard time relaxing. See their fragrance ad for a refresher. Beckham Porn By Lainey • Sep 17, 2010 04:13 am
Style Beckham Porn Try So there’s a new fragrance – Intimately Yours by David and Victoria Beckham. And this is the ad that comes along with it. I guess you have to believe that it could happen because they’re married. That they really would go for it in a lift, like Victoria is By Lainey • Sep 09, 2010 03:43 am
Marcus and Friends (dogs) Basketball flats & bulldogs Yes, Victoria Beckham is wearing flipflops. Evidently she won’t take her kids to play basketball with stilettos on. So there’s one activity. Speaking of flipflops, I’m giving them away – click here for more details if you missed today’s open. Posh is also working on a ponytail. By Lainey • Aug 16, 2010 03:52 am
Victoria Beckham The boys are back But what about the Posh? After spending most of the summer abroad – in South Africa for the World Cup, in France for family holiday, in England to reclaim the British flavour – David Beckham and his boys returned home to Los Angeles yesterday not accompanied by Victoria. Victoria in fact has By Lainey • Aug 04, 2010 06:38 am
Style Posh & Becks: summertime schedule Victoria Beckham arrived at Heathrow today in a cuuuuute pink dress with blue bows and matching blue big heels. Always matching. She doesn’t know how to not match right. Strangeness is afoot with these Beckhams lately, non? She and David are apart for most of the summer so far, By Lainey • Jul 06, 2010 06:02 am
Quiveration Well that was fast Didn't take long for David Beckham to get outta South Africa and arrive in Nice after England's loss to Germany. Becks of course is heading to the Beckham chateau to join his family for a long awaited reunion. And prove that he wants to be with By Lainey • Jun 29, 2010 06:53 am
Quiveration Sad Becks is coming home To Posh and her new extensions. A helpless David Beckham watched on the sideline as his team was defeated by the Germans yesterday in South Africa. There was a disallowed goal that was so f-cking a goal. And that totally changed the dynamic of the game. And it made By Lainey • Jun 28, 2010 08:39 am
Break Ups A denial over nothing David Beckham has been in South Africa supporting the English side through the World Cup. Can’t wait for the game against Germany on Sunday. Victoria Beckham is with their children in England. They’ve been apart for weeks. So UK gossips, always the bastion of reliability, decided to monger By Lainey • Jun 25, 2010 06:07 am
Style Posh’s sideboob for kids’ day She was in full costume today in London with Tana Ramsey (wife of Gordon) and all their children at a children’s play centre, rock climbing inside, pony rides outside. Victoria Beckham is obviously more comfortable this way. And the outfit must be worn with a few buttons left open, By Lainey • Jun 14, 2010 10:00 am
Quiveration Poor Becks really wants to play David Beckham is currently with the English team in South Africa supporting their bid for the World Cup. Three more days! Yesterday Becks attended a friendly between the Platinum Stars and England. Photos are attached. Today he was on the pitch during a training session with the team and couldn’ By Lainey • Jun 08, 2010 06:30 am
Sports The players and the WAGs An armed guard service met Team England at the airport today in South Africa as the squad has now arrived in advance of the World Cup beginning June 11th. If you’ve been reading my blog for a while, you probably know I’m an anglophile. So this is partly By Lainey • Jun 03, 2010 04:17 am
Quiveration Player Summit After a few days in Europe to support the English football team, David Beckham was back in LA last night, courtside for the Laker’s dramatic buzzer-beating win over the Suns at home in Los Angeles. My heart broke for Steve Nash. Anyway, as you can see, Becks seemed By Lainey • May 28, 2010 03:29 am
Baby and Bump Obsession Beckham family affection Victoria and David accompanied their boys to the Grove the other day for the free Jonas Brothers concert. Check out Brooklyn. He’s almost as tall as his mother only she’s wearing heels. Trippy. When they’ve been photographed almost every day of their lives, it’s hard not By Lainey • May 17, 2010 08:09 am
David Beckham Disgusting David Written by Sarah Ew. Sick. Disgusting. When it comes to David Beckham, I don’t get it. Everyone says he’s so hot but his underwear ads kind of make me throw up in my mouth a little. You know who he looks like? Lord Voldemort. Seriously, when reading Harry By Lainey • May 13, 2010 04:24 am
