Style What she’s most proud of… Until Anna finally pats her on the head and gives her a Vogue cover. Poor Posh keeps waiting and waiting and waiting. I love that bitch for holding out on her. Bet your concrete tits that saying “no not yet” to Victoria Beckham is Anna Wintour’s happy place. For By Lainey • May 06, 2009 07:44 am
Quiveration Hot Easter Dad In Italy with his 3 boys yesterday enjoying some Beckham man-time. Brooklyn is OLD now. This never fails to amaze me. Like with our nephew Oliver. I met him when he was 2. And now he’s almost 11. Easter Sunday with the big Polish family – 3 kids, 3 By Lainey • Apr 10, 2009 07:17 am
Quiveration How to look good in a turtleneck This. Is how to do it…though it’s probably not fair. To use David Beckham as an example. On the outside, he’s basically perfect. And please. Don’t tell me about the inside. Or the voice. He doesn’t have to talk to me when he’s rocking By Lainey • Mar 25, 2009 10:51 am
Cheating Loins Let your heart bleed for Posh Becks dressed up for a night on the town at a charity benefit the other night with no date. As such, they all came roaring. Surrounded by lascivious ladies licking their lips at the prospect, the possibility of one night with a man who has strayed before… And worse still, By Lainey • Mar 18, 2009 08:32 am
Style Just another five pounds It’s her new favourite print. This is Victoria Beckham out for dinner last night with David in a form fitting dress with a blinding pattern designed to shrink her, optically, at least another 5 pounds, just as a reminder: there is no such thing as too skinny, you hear? By Lainey • Mar 10, 2009 02:45 am
Quiveration Becks gets and pays for what he wants David Beckham wanted to stay with AC Milan. And he’s getting what he wants. The LA Galaxy has agreed to let him play in Italy until the end of the season May 31st at which point he may represent England in 2 World Cup qualifiers before reporting back to By Lainey • Mar 09, 2009 02:41 am
Quiveration Back on top! Ummm…yeah… so Becks has been sitting #4 on the Freebie 5 for a while after topping it for years. It was his hair, I think. Wasn’t feeling the buzz. As you know, he’s been growing it. And he’s back! Back at #1! David Beckham in Milan By Lainey • Mar 05, 2009 06:39 am
Famewhores Summit bound Victoria Beckham en route from LA to London yesterday in yet another comfortable travel ensemble. It’s her husband who’s been in the news this week – Becks has publicly declared that he wants to stay in Milan and finish his career in Europe. This of course leaves the LA By Lainey • Feb 06, 2009 02:41 am
Quiveration More! More! Please! More! Two more ads – Becks for Armani. I’ll give you a minute. ...... ...... ...... ...... ...... Ready? In other Beckham news, AC Milan’s GM revealed that the team would love to keep him but that it’s up to the LA Galaxy and should the LA Galaxy decided to make David Beckham stay By Lainey • Feb 04, 2009 08:54 am
Quiveration Two games, two goals, two teams David Beckham is loving Milan. And right now Milan is loving David Beckham. He scored on the weekend and he scored again yesterday – two goals, two games, and now a controversy mounting… two teams. As you know, Becks is on loan to AC Milan from the LA Galaxy for two By Lainey • Jan 29, 2009 02:06 am
Baby and Bump Obsession Oh Romeo! Not that I want to get older faster but I can’t wait to see what Romeo Beckham will look like in 10 years. Is that pervy? Victoria took her boys to eat at D&G last night in Milan – how can fashion people open up a restaurant? What By Lainey • Jan 09, 2009 04:42 am
Famewhores Late for the bag David Beckham playing for AC Milan today in Dubai. He looks great in red and white, non? Grow grow grow that hair! The entire family was there to cheer him on – all 3 Beckham boys dressed like dad. Adorable. And of course Victoria, in a killer ensemble she’s probably By Lainey • Jan 06, 2009 12:44 pm
Girly Throw Downs Cheryl doesn’t know Posh As posted yesterday, much to the delight of British gossip mongers, Posh’s one time protégé Cheryl Cole is featured in the new issue of UK Vogue. Cheryl, bless her, is a mouthy bitch and she does not hesitate to throw down in an interview with the competition including Victoria By Lainey • Jan 06, 2009 03:02 am
Girly Throw Downs Next dress to copy … and replaced! Posh was in Dubai with David on Saturday at an AC Milan party upstaging everyone in a gorgeous D&G dress, much more gorgeous than her own dresses, and likely one she’ll copy for her own label some time soon, having already pillaged through the designs of Roland By Lainey • Jan 05, 2009 01:32 am
Quiveration No break for Becks He’s training with his winter team AC Milan in Dubai, working his ass off, apparently determined to prove that even though he took off for the money in American, he can still cut it in Europe. Well… The British press, because they love to hate his wife and therefore By Lainey • Jan 02, 2009 03:43 am
Best of 2008 Best of 2008: the Beckham ads In 2008, Victoria was featured in a series of memorably silly ads for Marc Jacobs, fronting his campaign with a sense of humour and a desperate eagerness that was endearing until she started believing her own hype… And David stripped down for Armani. We must thank Mr Armani. Because… well… By Lainey • Dec 30, 2008 02:45 am
