Famewhores Choice Becks…and Posh too Oh yeah…her. David Beckham was named Choice Athlete at the Teen Choice Awards last night. He took his boys up on stage with him and little Cruz performed his breakdance. That child truly is his mother’s son, non? As you can see, Becks brought the mad hotness last By Lainey • Aug 04, 2008 02:53 am
Famewhores Lilo, SamRo, and the Posh Allure Magazine sponsored some kind of party last night for Victoria Beckham and the usual sycophants were in attendance – Eva Longoria, Kate Beckinsale – but also two new additions: none other than the summer’s hottest couple, Lindsay Lohan and her lover Samantha Ronson. Yum. It’s just like Posh to By Lainey • Aug 01, 2008 03:35 am
Quiveration All Star Becks David Beckham and the LA Galaxy played the New York Red Bulls this weekend – here’s the hotness warming up before the game, quivering me with his crazy cut arms. And the side view of Becks is second to none. I like the abs/ass combination. The slight bulge from By Lainey • Jul 21, 2008 03:05 am
Justin Timberlake It Laughs! Only happens once a year so enjoy it while you can! Pipsqueak Justin Timberlake appeared on Kimmel last night to promote the ESPYs telecast and showed a clip from the event. At one point he meanders over to the Beckhams and Posh.Actually.Laughs. As my friend Dean, who is By Lainey • Jul 18, 2008 07:54 am
Assy Style Bride Hair at the ESPYs Don’t know what she was thinking with this hair. Seriously...it’s the worst. Like at the Costume Institute Gala. Like bride hair. Like not stylish. At all. Even though she says she has an eye for it. That she considers herself fashionable. That fashion is her “industry.” And By Lainey • Jul 17, 2008 02:42 am
Victoria Beckham Becks and the Ordinary She said it herself – in the new issue of Allure, Victoria Beckham’s self description: I’m not out-of-the-ordinary-looking at all – I’m incredibly ordinary. As you can see, I’m a normal-looking girl, and I just make the best of what I have. The best? Is orange and emaciated By Lainey • Jul 15, 2008 03:57 am
Famewhores Hot Becks in DC, Cold Posh in LA The LA Galaxy played DC United on Saturday – temperatures soared so Becks had to take his top off. Pity non? As always, David Beckham is the hotness. But … is it just me or is he looking a little lean? Speaking of SHE… While Becks travelled with the team, Posh stayed By Lainey • Jun 30, 2008 06:56 am
Quiveration Becks & Iker: Love Story So I’m like super hardcore into figure skating. Can’t get enough of it. In 2002 during Salt Lake, I along with many other Canadians was full on obsessed with the Salé & Pelletier controversy. Obsessed. To the point of being a f&cking loser. Remember their performance? By Lainey • Jun 27, 2008 05:53 am
Quiveration Double Foot Fetish Hang in there Turkey! But f&ck Podolski is amazing. And he’s Polish. But the Poles didn"t give him enough love. Boo. Anyway… My #1 and #2 – maximum quiveration when they played together. Gratuitous post just because half the world, or more, is probably watching the By Lainey • Jun 25, 2008 08:23 am
Quiveration Becks bares his billboard David Beckham was in San Francisco yesterday to unveil his Armani Billboard – a massive shot of him in his undies. Thing is, I can’t decide which I lust better: my Becks close to naked or my Becks fully clothed. Because Becks wears his clothes so bloody well. Check out By Lainey • Jun 20, 2008 02:41 am
Quiveration One more and in colour Start your day with a dose of Becks in briefs… You saw the black and white version yesterday, now here’s the colour. And one more from the Armani campaign – a taste of what Victoria Beckham is grossly underappreciating. Seriously. This is a man who needs to bounce that body By Lainey • Jun 19, 2008 02:20 am
Quiveration Touch My Lips Too This is Becks driving around Beverly Hills yesterday in his jeep quivering some rich lady loins. Something about the way his fingers are touching his lips… it’s making me crazy. Always imagined he’d be the kind of man who is good with his hands. Strong hands that know By Lainey • Jun 18, 2008 01:15 am
Famewhores Courtside with Brooklyn When Becks goes out with the boys, it’s usually something they want to do. Lately Brooklyn’s been at the Laker game a lot. Getting totally sporto’d by his dad. When mom takes them out however, they have to go shopping before going somewhere fun, accompanied by 30 By Lainey • Jun 16, 2008 02:29 am
Douchebags Baby Balls Meets Golden Balls Pipsqueak and David Beckham at the Laker Game last night, quite obviously a meeting of the minds. Next to the Golden Balls, Pippy’s undropped handicap is all the more evident. But Becks is hot, isn’t it? As for Justin, didn’t see Shelf Ass Jessica Biel, which would By Lainey • Jun 13, 2008 02:41 am
Victoria Beckham The Day The Earth Stood Still...and Flat The Beckhams took their kids to Disneyland yesterday… Posh did NOT wear heels. You might say – so what? Who wears heels to Disneyland? Actually… SHE has worn heels to Disneyland. She did it last year. What’s with the flipflops then? And the baggy ass jeans? Is it possible that By Lainey • Jun 12, 2008 02:23 am
Victoria Beckham Hot Becks Bow Tie No Diddy Yum. David Beckham at the Gordon Ramsay opening last night, as usual, quivering my loins in a bow tie and a waistcoat with pants that fit perfectly. While Becks was in Los Angeles Victoria was in New York. Something about meetings with Conde Nast, probably trying to grovel her way By Lainey • Jun 05, 2008 05:25 am
