Famewhores The Porn Pretenders There’s Pitt Porn…and then there’s the poor second cousin. The pretenders. The Beckhams. Still… To borrow from Harry and Sally, star porn is like pizza. It’s never bad. And when the Pitts aren’t around, the Beckhams are certainly a fine substitution. Like a turkey burger, By Lainey • Oct 05, 2008 05:14 am
Quiveration The Heel-less Posh Always entertaining, the Beckhams. Always better together than they are apart. Love. Them. And you are not seeing things. Here are Victoria and David in NYC at Macy’s on Friday promoting their new fragrance Signature. She is wearing thigh high boots, 5 and a half inches… without a heel. By Lainey • Sep 29, 2008 02:31 am
Famewhores Big Apple Pose-Off! Tomorrow. New York. At Macy’s. Posh and Becks will make an in store appearance to promote their new fragrance Beckham Signature His and Her. For Him: smells like having sex with plastic and bones. For Her: smells like concrete tits, hunger, and bunions. First 300 get to meet them, By Lainey • Sep 25, 2008 07:00 am
Quiveration This man is not having sex… Victoria Beckham is busy. She’s a designer now. She’s trying to be DVF. As such, she says she isn’t ready for a fourth child, and reveals specifically that: I’m not even trying to get pregnant at the moment. Translation: David is not having sex. I don’ By Lainey • Sep 23, 2008 04:44 am
Quiveration Becks plays... Seems like it’s been forever since we’ve seen David Beckham playing soccer, doing his job. After a long absence, he was back this weekend with the LA Galaxy as Posh cheered on with Eva Longoria Parker. The lines in his face – they’re deeper, more pronounced the last By Lainey • Sep 22, 2008 04:23 am
Heidi Klum Hollywood Mom birthday party How ‘bout it moms? Is this what you wear to celebrate your son’s 6th birthday? It was Romeo Beckham’s day yesterday so his mom organised a party with all her famous friends at Universal Studios Hard Rock Cafe. While he and his brother dressed up as superheros, as By Lainey • Sep 05, 2008 02:47 am
Quiveration Kyle sees David’s peepee Seems like radio in Australia is SO MUCH BETTER than radio in Canada. Or the US. Or even the UK. Hilarious interview on local station Down Under chronicling an evening at Villa when Kyle had a chance encounter with none other than David Beckham in the loo. You know that By Lainey • Aug 27, 2008 12:03 pm
Famewhores Choice Becks…and Posh too Oh yeah…her. David Beckham was named Choice Athlete at the Teen Choice Awards last night. He took his boys up on stage with him and little Cruz performed his breakdance. That child truly is his mother’s son, non? As you can see, Becks brought the mad hotness last By Lainey • Aug 04, 2008 02:53 am
Famewhores Lilo, SamRo, and the Posh Allure Magazine sponsored some kind of party last night for Victoria Beckham and the usual sycophants were in attendance – Eva Longoria, Kate Beckinsale – but also two new additions: none other than the summer’s hottest couple, Lindsay Lohan and her lover Samantha Ronson. Yum. It’s just like Posh to By Lainey • Aug 01, 2008 03:35 am
Quiveration All Star Becks David Beckham and the LA Galaxy played the New York Red Bulls this weekend – here’s the hotness warming up before the game, quivering me with his crazy cut arms. And the side view of Becks is second to none. I like the abs/ass combination. The slight bulge from By Lainey • Jul 21, 2008 03:05 am
Justin Timberlake It Laughs! Only happens once a year so enjoy it while you can! Pipsqueak Justin Timberlake appeared on Kimmel last night to promote the ESPYs telecast and showed a clip from the event. At one point he meanders over to the Beckhams and Posh.Actually.Laughs. As my friend Dean, who is By Lainey • Jul 18, 2008 07:54 am
Bad Style Bride Hair at the ESPYs Don’t know what she was thinking with this hair. Seriously...it’s the worst. Like at the Costume Institute Gala. Like bride hair. Like not stylish. At all. Even though she says she has an eye for it. That she considers herself fashionable. That fashion is her “industry.” And By Lainey • Jul 17, 2008 02:42 am
Victoria Beckham Becks and the Ordinary She said it herself – in the new issue of Allure, Victoria Beckham’s self description: I’m not out-of-the-ordinary-looking at all – I’m incredibly ordinary. As you can see, I’m a normal-looking girl, and I just make the best of what I have. The By Lainey • Jul 15, 2008 03:57 am
Famewhores Hot Becks in DC, Cold Posh in LA The LA Galaxy played DC United on Saturday – temperatures soared so Becks had to take his top off. Pity non? As always, David Beckham is the hotness. But … is it just me or is he looking a little lean? Speaking of SHE… While Becks travelled with the team, Posh stayed By Lainey • Jun 30, 2008 06:56 am
Quiveration Becks & Iker: Love Story So I’m like super hardcore into figure skating. Can’t get enough of it. In 2002 during Salt Lake, I along with many other Canadians was full on obsessed with the Salé & Pelletier controversy. Obsessed. To the point of being a f&cking loser. Remember their performance? By Lainey • Jun 27, 2008 05:53 am
Quiveration Double Foot Fetish Hang in there Turkey! But f&ck Podolski is amazing. And he’s Polish. But the Poles didn"t give him enough love. Boo. Anyway… My #1 and #2 – maximum quiveration when they played together. Gratuitous post just because half the world, or more, is probably watching the By Lainey • Jun 25, 2008 08:23 am
