Victoria Beckham How He Atones David Beckham – who cares if he’s a cheater? He’s hot and romantic and generous with his money… so what if he shags a nanny or a Spanish skank now and again? It’s the cosmetics of a marriage that matter the most, non? Of course it is. It’ By Lainey • Feb 17, 2008 07:00 pm
Victoria Beckham Getting You To Friday… Does it seem like a long week? It’s been dragging on forever, non? Here’s a little treat to get you to Friday. Speaking of treats – Marcus had minor surgery 2 weeks ago and was doped up on morphine, knocked right out, sleeping under the covers in our bed. By Lainey • Feb 13, 2008 07:10 am
Victoria Beckham Mid-Week Midfielder Quiveration As mentioned yesterday, Becks is in Brazil pimping some new luxury resort and posing for beautiful pictures. Seriously…why hire some twat in a bikini when a shirtless David Beckham can open chequebooks and spread legs? Here he is, gorgeous and tanned and happy and showing off a new tattoo By Lainey • Jan 30, 2008 02:09 am
Victoria Beckham Wearing Posh Why is this so hot? SO hot. Check Becks in Brazil totally owning those pants and wearing Posh’s new Marc Jacobs tee promoting sun block. She’s naked on his chest. But is that enough protection? Brazil of course is home to some of the most ridiculously, freakishly attractive By Lainey • Jan 28, 2008 07:00 pm
Victoria Beckham Becoming Victoria Beckham I’ve only written about this loser a couple of times on my blog and generally don’t want to make it a habit but today was too good to pass up. Katie Price/Jordan had her tits reduced and also what looks like a nose job. And I don’ By Lainey • Jan 07, 2008 07:00 pm
Victoria Beckham Posh in Yellow, Becks in Tight Pants Given that Britney has captured world wide attention, Victoria knew she needed to push it an extra mile for photos this weekend…which accounts for the concrete tits encased in bright yellow and a cheap ass pair of matching strappy standals. Her quiverating husband also provides some camera worthy moments. By Lainey • Jan 07, 2008 04:20 am
Victoria Beckham DVB: the new ad Love, love, love. The magic of photoshoppe on her face and the quivering effect of his squint on my loins… yum! PS. What would you think if I told you my wedding invitation looked like this? It was pure, unadulterated cheese. Snort. Photo from Splash By Lainey • Jan 03, 2008 07:07 am
Victoria Beckham Grey & Ugly I have a high threshold for pain when it comes to Posh. Takes a lot for me to find her unbearable. But even I can’t excuse Posh’s NYE ensemble. Seems Victoria the style expert forgot her foundation doesn’t match her orange. And pulling back her hair doesn’ By Lainey • Jan 01, 2008 11:46 pm
Victoria Beckham The Beckhams W Magazine: Best of 2007 Non fans became fans and fans became obsessed… the Beckhams kicked off their American invasion with this spread in W Magazine and had everyone talking. Especially the haters. Click here to review the spread. And don’t lie… you know you want to. Attached – behind the scenes screen caps of By Lainey • Dec 30, 2007 07:00 pm
Geri Halliwell Spice Kids on Stage The other night in London – the Spice Girls were joined onstage by their children, with the exception of Ginger’s Bluebell who may be still recovering from chicken pox, all the baby Spices made an appearance including all three Beckham boys wearing t-shirts with POSH emblazoned across the front. Look By Lainey • Dec 20, 2007 01:45 am
Victoria Beckham Posh & Becks underdressed More mayjah quiveration – Becks for Armani. And while the shots of him in his undies are undoubtedly delicious, my favourite is the one where he’s walking with his shirt open and his pants ON…hanging delectably from a set of washboard abs and narrow hips. THIS is how you By Lainey • Dec 17, 2007 03:23 am
Victoria Beckham Beckham Porn in Vegas Monday night, perhaps immediately following her interview with Larry King, according to Vegas reporters Posh tagged along with Becks to a peeler bar called Spearmint Rhino. Everyone in the establishment apparently lost their sh*t. But of course they did. Who wouldn’t want to get with Becks. Or both? By Lainey • Dec 12, 2007 06:29 am
David Beckham Becks Says Happy Holidays Check out David’s Adidas holiday card wearing my favourite hair. Am so done with the buzz. You? Also like his face like that. When he’s focused and concentrating…yum. Photos from Splash By Lainey • Dec 10, 2007 09:13 am
David Beckham Oh Holy Quiver Beckham’s new Armani ball and a tennis ball stuff into his tightey whiteys. Can you breathe? I can’t breathe… Thanks Denise! source By Lainey • Dec 10, 2007 04:21 am
Katie Holmes Can’t Keep the Gay Away No amount of Xenu Juice could have prevented Tom Cruise from attending the Spice Girls concert in LA on Wednesday night. How could any gay resist the glitter? On top of that, how can Tom resist a photo opportunity? With thousands of fans and their camera phones and the world By Lainey • Dec 07, 2007 02:35 am
Victoria Beckham The Year of Posh They wanted America. After three tries, they’ve finally conquered America. America loves – and hates – Posh. This means she’s arrived. As you know, Barbara Walters will interview the Beckhams tonight on her Most Fascinating annual special and the Spice Girls tour continues to generate wonderful reviews and Posh is By Lainey • Dec 05, 2007 07:00 pm
