Tom Cruise Becks Talks Oh honey… please don’t. Arena Magazine has proclaimed David Beckham Britain’s most powerful man under 40. David said he was humbled by the honour and agreed to an interview with the publication in which he discussed his new his Hollywood friends, his Hollywood life, and of course his By Lainey • Oct 30, 2007 04:10 am
David Beckham David Beckham Arguments for: - look at him: the clothes, the body, the pants!!!, the squint…he quivers everyone - he came to America, he lives in America, and finally America knows him - the children, the hot father, the irresistible MiniVan dream - marketed as the saviour of MLS, there is a machine behind him By Lainey • Oct 25, 2007 03:29 am
Victoria Beckham The Elusive Bra Mrs Beckham has a Birkin in every available shade, her own line of denim, a pair of shoes inspired by her image designed for her by Giambattista Valli, and more. And still… Mrs Beckham still can’t find a decent bra to mask her big ass nipples. This is why By Lainey • Oct 16, 2007 10:34 am
Victoria Beckham Please Call Me On Your Moto Can you imagine? Sweet Goddess… if he actually rang me I’d disavow my own mother and run to paradise in between in legs. Check out David making a call on Sunday, probably making sure his side dish bitch gets the hell out of his house before his wife’s By Lainey • Oct 16, 2007 06:36 am
Jessica Simpson Why Three Whiskers Was Rushing? Orly Bloom tried to flee the scene yesterday after his car accident. Never mind that his passengers were injured and ended up being taken to hospital. For some reason, he felt the need to book it… until the paps warned him he’d have his ass skinned if he pulled By Lainey • Oct 11, 2007 08:00 pm
Brad Pitt Becks Rivals Brad While Victoria and Cruz are in Paris for fashion week and an Elle Magazine cover shoot – high fashion photos in which she looks like a starving Martian – Becks is hanging back in LA with Brooklyn and Romeo, playing doting dad at school. Check out the maddening quiverating this weekend. Just By Lainey • Oct 08, 2007 08:00 pm
Victoria Beckham Something to Hide? VB took off for Tokyo the other day leaving David alone, again, at home in California. So David went shopping at Ron Herman. Innocent enough, right? But if so, why did he book it as soon as he came out the door, frightened at the sight of one lone pap? By Lainey • Sep 26, 2007 06:01 am
Victoria Beckham Coffee in a Suit My cousin Cat hates when I post hot picks of Becks. She finds it difficult to concentrate, she emails me to complain that she gets distracted, she has to ban herself from my site until after work hours, but even then she can’t help herself. And can you blame By Lainey • Sep 20, 2007 04:17 am
Victoria Beckham Injury Time = Family Time Out six weeks and now deemed a waste of money for the LA Galaxy, Becks is taking refuge in his family – spending time with the boys at the beach, celebrating Romeo’s 5th birthday, and supporting his team from the private players’ box. But enough with the professional complaints - the By Lainey • Sep 04, 2007 12:35 am
Victoria Beckham The Hotness Loses his Sh-t Poor Becks! Transatlantic travel is taking its toll. Becks was in Europe earlier this week practicing for England’s friendly against Germany, then he flew back immediately to suit up for the LA Galaxy’s match against Chivas USA. In the first half, Chivas midfielder Jesse Marsch fouled him too By Lainey • Aug 24, 2007 03:33 am
Victoria Beckham Heels for Every Occasion Victoria Beckham dropping Cruz off for day camp in – what else? – sky high stilettos. Apparently she can’t walk in flats anymore. No…seriously. Cruz is 2 and a half. And I can hear it now, though I have no opinion on the matter given I don’t have any By Lainey • Aug 22, 2007 06:46 am
Victoria Beckham Back Home After whipping New York into a frenzy, David Beckham was back in England yesterday training for the friendly with Germany on Wednesday. Yum. Here’s also an example of the power of that “extra half inch”, as Victoria would say. It’s Michael Owen running next to him, I think. By Lainey • Aug 21, 2007 03:36 am
David Beckham Anything for America 66,000 showed up at Giants stadium for The Hotness. 66,000 when the average is just over 11,000 but they came for David Beckham. He was the toast of NYC this weekend and he didn’t disappoint. It was a barn burner that finished at 5-4 with By Lainey • Aug 20, 2007 06:33 am
Victoria Beckham Stilettos on the Pier Angelina Jolie takes her kids on a boat ride wearing flats. Victoria Beckham would never be so practical. While Becks charmed New York this weekend, Posh took the boys and her entourage on a boat ride back in Cali. As you can see, her outfit for the occasion was a By Lainey • Aug 20, 2007 04:07 am
Victoria Beckham The Scent of Beckham Porn My favourite porn after Pitt Porn. Or maybe even better than Pitt Porn…because it’s more readily available. No matter. The point is I love when David touches Victoria. I love believing naively that he wants her. I loved their dirty contrived spread in W Magazine and I love, By Lainey • Aug 16, 2007 09:27 am
Victoria Beckham Tongue Out & Stone Faced The cutest: David Beckham scored his first with the Galaxy last night and celebrated by running the pitch with his tongue out and arms apart, a move imitated in the family box by Brooklyn who like most boys, clearly hero worships his pop. His mother however prefers to keep her By Lainey • Aug 16, 2007 03:59 am
