Victoria Beckham The New Mrs Beckham Eating again AND burning the weave??? What in F&CK is going on? Is David finally getting through to his wife??? Because as we all know, when Victoria is unhappy or when David is unhappy with Victoria, word is she always resorts to torturing her body, partly because she& By Lainey • Aug 02, 2006 08:00 am
David Beckham David Travels Becks on the go, off for training in prep for the new season. Other than that, I have nothing new to report. But come on, gossips…do we really need a reason to look at new photos? By Lainey • Jul 31, 2006 08:00 am
David Beckham The Daily Double Footie: ZiBecks My thanks to the lovely Debbie for sending along this classic. It might just be a kiss on the head, but for me it has sparked hours of fantasy that goes a little something like this: My morning wake up consists of Zizou and Becks performing calisthenics in my bedroom. By Lainey • Jul 27, 2006 08:00 am
Victoria Beckham The Beckhams’ Waterloo Three years ago, David and Victoria mounted a full scale American assault. They aligned themselves with Damon Dash, they appeared in white D&G at the MTV Movie Awards, they went shopping, they bolstered the US economy, they kissed Anna Wintour’s ass, and still they were dealt a By Lainey • Jul 26, 2006 08:00 am
Victoria Beckham The Beckhams by day If they made it through his ‘98 red card and her solo singing attempt and Rebecca Loos and Esther Canadas and Sarah Marbeck and a masseuse and a nanny and countless other faceless, nameless encounters – does this mean they can make it through anything? Pray Goddess, let it be so. By Lainey • Jul 24, 2006 08:00 am
David Beckham The Daily Loin Quiveration: Zizou & Becks Try it. I dare you. I dare you to tell me this doesn’t do it for you. I dare you to tell me you wouldn’t want a piece of this action. I dare you to tell me you wouldn’t be happy just watching them hug and congratulate By Lainey • Jul 19, 2006 08:00 am
Brad Pitt Au revoir Brad, Bonjour Zizou Brad Pitt is a classic but the Freebie 5 is about fantasy. And if I’m no longer fantasizing about Angie’s whipping boy – how can he stay on the list? Besides, as I said before, he’s lookin’ a lot rough around the edges these days - nothing a little By Lainey • Jul 16, 2006 08:00 am
Colin Farrell Liv Tyler"s major score The general consensus around Liv Tyler"s husband Royston Langdon is that he totally lucked out in the bargain. If you had asked me about it yesterday, I would have totally agreed. But then I saw these, from the Dior show in Paris the other day, and I’m By Lainey • Jul 07, 2006 08:00 am
Elton John The Daily Hot Heartbreak: Becks and John Terry So I hate to turn such an awful moment into fodder for my fantasies but I can"t help it. Something about the way David is holding John"s face so tenderly, something about two sweaty men on the pitch, raw with emotion, seeking solace in each other, By Lainey • Jul 03, 2006 08:00 am
Victoria Beckham The impressive Rachel Hunter Now here"s a beach body I can get fully behind. Nary a dimple and trust me, I"ve been looking! I see curves, I see breasts, I see evidence of food, I see well preserved but not obsessively so…I see Rachel Hunter and I wonder - why By Lainey • Jul 03, 2006 08:00 am
Victoria Beckham Posh, Becks, the boys, and the anniversary Sorry, gossips. I"m in full on Beckham fever and I can"t make it stop. Merci to the lovely Janine for sending what looks to be recent scans of David on the pitch with Brooklyn and Romeo. The doting father photos get me every time. Also, I By Lainey • Jul 03, 2006 08:00 am
Victoria Beckham Goddess Save the Beckhams My favourite couple, my favourite family, united in heartbreak. Here are David and Victoria in various shades of defeat following Saturday"s English heartbreak. And while the usual Posh-haters have been sniping for days about her bringing Simon Fuller along to the match or how her tears didn& By Lainey • Jul 03, 2006 08:00 am
Kevin Federline Britney breaks my heart While some of you might prefer this disinfected, airbrushed version of Britney over the rat tatty iteration we can smell from a mile away, these photos only succeed in depressing me more than ever, like spending a small fortune on a Balenciaga from eBay and finding a "Made in By Lainey • Jun 28, 2006 08:00 am
Nick Lachey Last Word Charlie Sheen does not play the Sympathy Card. Neither does Nick Lachey. On a book note: For those of you who’ve read The Other Boleyn Girl by Philippa Gregory - Did you know they’ve announced a movie? Starring Natalie Portman presumably playing Mary and Eric Bana who I hope By Lainey • Jun 22, 2006 08:00 am
Victoria Beckham Zeta & Family in LA Riiiight. So now we know why Michael was rocking that grizzly beard for so long! Is it just me or does his skin look younger than it has in years??? Still…no matter how much cutting he endures, it will never make me change my mind about how she wasted By Lainey • Jun 19, 2006 08:00 am
Victoria Beckham The Beckham lizard voice disappears for good So you know how the biggest complaint against my Ultimate Fantasy Lover David Beckham has always been his voice? The ratty little squeak that completely belies the legendary outer package? Well I’ve now realized that it only sounds like that because for the most part, his speaking roles have By Lainey • Jun 19, 2006 08:00 am
