Busted Dumbass Parade Richie Sambora arrested for DUI – another f*cking bonehead trying to murder people with his vehicle. WTF? Bon Jovi is super rich ass. The band, I mean. Millions of albums sold, a big stadium act, the man has money. He can afford a fecking driver. And while his addiction has By Lainey • Mar 26, 2008 07:08 am
Famewhores Love you President Bartlet Martin Sheen was honoured last night with the Stella Adler Studio of Acting Marlon Brando Award. On the carpet Marlon was asked by Page Six to comment on his slag of an ex daughter in law and her plans to prostitute her children on reality tv. That of course would By Lainey • Mar 18, 2008 10:50 am
Denise Richards Dirty Face DUMBASS Now it makes sense. No one had a clue why the Capri Film Festival honoured Lindsay Lohan last year but just a month later, she shows up Sunday night at the 3rd Annual Los Angeles Italia Film, Fashion, and Art Festival… Coincidence or conspiracy? As for the return of her By Lainey • Feb 17, 2008 07:00 pm
Charlie Sheen Probably an Old Client Incredibly, Denise Richards was granted permission yesterday by a judge to go ahead with a reality show featuring her children – over Charlie Sheen’s protests. With recommended restrictions. Which means she can exploit her kids in exchange for a career. That judge must have been one of her old Heidi By Lainey • Jan 23, 2008 02:20 am
Charlie Sheen Credible or Deranged? On the one hand leaking sordid details of Charlie Sheen’s alleged disturbing behaviour to gossip columns and tabloids, on the other Denise Richards is begging for a sympathy from anyone who will listen. This time it’s a member of the gossip oldschool – that delightful old bat Cindy Adams By Lainey • Oct 10, 2007 05:50 am
Charlie Sheen Surprise! Denise Leaks More Denise Richards filed court documents in her increasingly acrimonious court battle with Charlie Sheen last week and somehow… shocker! … a few of those pages have made it into the hands of reporters, now printed for our smutty pleasure. Of course this just days after Charlie released a scathing statement of By Lainey • Oct 04, 2007 03:59 am
Charlie Sheen Denise’s Day of Reckoning It’s not good form, it’s certainly not classy but some say when you deal with scum, you inevitably have to get a little scummy. And Denise Richards is definitely scum. So Charlie Sheen is getting scummy right back. He’s had a lot of practise. You will recall, By Lainey • Sep 25, 2007 04:28 am
Charlie Sheen Like Clockwork Surprise! Just a day after news broke that Denise Richards is once again accusing Charlie Sheen of being a pervert and trying to position herself as the better parent, all while the financial terms of their divorce hang in the balance, the paps miraculously captured her playing and laughing with By Lainey • Sep 21, 2007 04:29 am
Charlie Sheen In the Absence of a Job… Or any semblance of a career, Denise Richards’s only two moves are A. to call up the paps whenever a moment with her girls comes up and B. to continue to portray herself the victim against Charlie Sheen. Hungry for sympathy, starving for attention, Denise is at it again. By Lainey • Sep 20, 2007 03:52 am
Charlie Sheen Like Clockwork Quelle surprise… Charlie Sheen has been on the offensive, calling out his famewhore of an ex wife for deliberately arranging for paparazzi to be present on an outing with his fiancee, revealing that she formally submitted a request for his sperm to mother a third child and taking exception to By Lainey • Aug 30, 2007 09:23 am
Denise Richards Liza Minnelli > Denise Richards Inconceivable but true… Charles in Charge…don’t lie, don’t tell me you didn’t watch at least one episode and that once upon a time Scott Baio wasn’t your boyfriend. So now he’s in his 40s, I can’t bear to look at him, but of By Lainey • Jul 25, 2007 08:00 am
Denise Richards Man Got Money? If so… Denise Richards is interested. Here’s Denise looking lovely - if not a stylistically dated – at a charity function this weekend. But this is the kind of look one goes for when trying to reel in a middle aged billionaire, you know what I mean? The hair is By Lainey • Jul 23, 2007 08:00 am
Denise Richards Charlie in Love, Denise Alone Sweet. Since splitting up from Denise Richards, Charlie Sheen has defended himself against her preposterous and UNPROVEN allegations, lived life low key, continued to score impressive ratings on a forgettable sitcom, been nominated for several awards, and has now fallen in love and proposed to his girlfriend of over a By Lainey • Jul 11, 2007 08:00 am
Denise Richards Thin & Tan > Young The Posh Philosophy: always choose skinny and orange over wrinkle-free and healthy. Here they are, the Beckhams at the tail end of their French vacation before making their Los Angeles debut later this week. A rare occasion: both look sh-t together – he with his two tone head to facial hair By Lainey • Jul 09, 2007 08:00 am
Denise Richards Real or Icky? Am far away from home. Miss The View. Love The View. People are freaking out this morning about The View…Rosie and Elisabeth going at it hard, getting personal on live (is it live?) tv. Apparently it’s making a big splash back home and from the clip, indeed it’ By Lainey • May 22, 2007 08:00 pm
Denise Richards Best Cover Ever They could have done the expected and made it all cool and slick…Johnny Depp and Keith Richards, two of the coolest and slickest, on the cover of Rolling Stone. But instead it’s sweet, and loving, and endearing and even honest… I love it. Do you love it? Keith By Lainey • May 17, 2007 08:00 pm
