Denise Richards Bad Girlfriends always gets it back As Dina Lohan would say – Justice! Richie Sambora is a wealthy, wealthy man. And Denise Richards’s attempt at getting her pandering hands on any of that cash has failed miserably. Apparently her rep is telling In Touch that they’re over, that it was over two months ago but By Lainey • May 14, 2007 08:00 pm
Denise Richards The Daily Bitch… Please Apologies for the crass - we talked about comparing sh-t to diarrhea the other day in relation to Paris Hilton…and I suppose the best analogy of that would be Denise Richards to Paris Hilton. Denise sh-t, Paris diarrhea. Both shameless famewhores with many things in common…although I suppose, By Lainey • May 10, 2007 08:00 pm
Denise Richards When does Skank expire? CAUTION: NUDITY How long does it take to wash away a slutty history? If one used to sell for sex, when does that cease to become a blemish? Is there, like, a statute of limitations on a prostitution past? Or is it once a ho, always a ho? Kinda like Denise Richards? By Lainey • Apr 16, 2007 08:00 am
Carmen Electra Carmen Electra: Is She Poor? Upon further reflection, I suppose this makes sense. Because Carmen isn’t exactly a steady “actor”. And she has no reality tv show. And unlike that skank whore Denise Richards, she hasn’t stabbed her friend in the back just to live off a new rocker boyfriend… which means a By Lainey • Apr 11, 2007 08:00 am
Charlie Sheen More People Hate Denise? Denise Richards Resumé: - ask Charlie Sheen - ask Heidi Fleiss - dating ex husband of best friend, now ex best friend: the ultimate girlfriend betrayal - damages OPP - injures elderly ladies - allegedly sold out Pam Anderson re: her miscarriage and marital woes… And now… - offending the By Lainey • Mar 28, 2007 08:00 am
Denise Richards Karma Hits Two Bitches As Dina Lohan would say… Justice! And this is what happens when you attack the elderly with a laptop and destroy someone else’s property. Denise Richards and Pamela Anderson sued by two photographers stemming from the Laptop Incident last fall, during which Denise charged up several flights of stairs By Lainey • Mar 26, 2007 08:00 am
Denise Richards The Daily Denise Richards: Hollywood Ebola Both bitches, both have attempted to injure the elderly. As you know, Denise did it when she threw a laptop for no reason off a balcony and hit a couple of old ladies on ground level and now Hollywood Ebola Paris Hilton has added Golden Girls to the lost list By Lainey • Mar 08, 2007 07:00 am
Denise Richards Everybody Hates Denise Richards Including Jon Bon Jovi who reportedly does NOT want her tagging along when the band goes on tour – his rep denies the rumour but … well… how hard is it to believe that he wouldn’t want to be around a first class c-bomb who destroys people’s laptops and attacks By Lainey • Feb 14, 2007 07:00 am
Denise Richards Joel Madden does a body good? Nicole Richie new and improved. Still very slender but I can see an itty bitty love handle and even a little rump. Even more impressive – at first glance from behind, it’s not immediately apparent that it’s her. My first guess in fact was Denise Richards – first class cbomb By Lainey • Feb 05, 2007 07:00 am
Denise Richards Isaiah Washington: A Gay-cist AND a Liar And a f&cking moron too. Next time you try to cover up calling your friend and colleague a Faggot, don’t do it in front a hundred journalists ready to eat you alive. First Katherine Heigl went for his throat, now TR Knight is – rightly so – going in By Lainey • Jan 17, 2007 07:00 am
Denise Richards A Thousand Smutty Thanks! WARNING: Shameless self promotion ahead - SKIP NOW if you don"t care for it. Tara in Vancouver just alerted me, this week"s Top Blog Searches coming in at a lucky #6! Couldn"t do it without your thirst for smut. If you are interested, I& By Lainey • Dec 14, 2006 07:00 am
Denise Richards Denise Richards and the Hall of Fame Oh this has to rank, doesn’t it? Top to bottom, head to toe... Denise Richards has achieved a level of atrocity that merits immediate induction into the Worst Ever Hall of Fame – good for me since I hate that f&cking bitch, very very bad for her since By Lainey • Dec 05, 2006 07:00 am
Denise Richards Pam & Kid: getting ugly As if a divorce isn’t nasty enough – now multiple outlets are reporting that Pam and Kid filed for divorce within minutes of each other, not content to just split but going one step further to try and claim first rights on who wanted the split to begin with…particularly By Lainey • Nov 27, 2006 07:00 am
Denise Richards No PamRock, No Marriage TMZ is breaking news that Pam Anderson has filed for divorce from Kid Rock just a few weeks after her much publicized miscarriage and the laptop incident with Denise Richards. Shocker? No. On many counts. If you’ve been reading my column, this should be no surprise – way back on By Lainey • Nov 27, 2006 07:00 am
Denise Richards Denise on Pam & Kid? First of all – have you seen these? Check out Pam in a tight blue dress, photos taken Wednesday, AFTER the miscarriage that took place a few days before, a pregnancy that was in its very early stages, no more than 8 weeks. Not that I’m a baby expert, given By Lainey • Nov 13, 2006 07:00 am
Denise Richards Canada Hates Denise So even though local cops decided not to charge her for injuring 2 elderly ladies with a laptop, Denise Richards had to be rushed out of my country anyway. Saturday night, midnight was the deadline, she departed Vancouver on a 7pm flight because – and this is good! – sources off the By Lainey • Nov 13, 2006 07:00 am
