Donald Trump The Daily Bitchslap: Rosie on Dina Hell yeah. Is Rosie a loudmouth hag? Sure. Is she obnoxious? Yep. Is she always right? Of course not. But on squeaky clean daytime, on squeaky clean tv period, when none of the hard questions are ever asked, when ass kissing is the prevailing standard… I’ll take Rosie’s By Lainey • Mar 22, 2007 08:00 am
Donald Trump Why Us Weekly Trumps People Could you picture People with a cover like this? WAY overdue but credit where credit is due, especially since Hollywood Ebola and her wonky ass eye graces a third of the front. Didn’t notice before but her nose is caving in – coincidence or conspiracy? Haven’t read inside but By Lainey • Mar 14, 2007 08:00 am
Donald Trump Worst Couple: The Trumps A windbag and his femmebot and her monster sized tits…and he has the nerve to call Rosie ugly??? Bitch…please. Your wife is wearing POWDER BLUE!!!! By Lainey • Jan 16, 2007 07:00 am
Donald Trump Barbara Backstabber Backpedals So Rosie and Barbara reportedly got into a scrap, Rosie called out her boss for being a bad girlfriend, for not having her back, for going half ass in defending her, and then Donald fueled the raging fire even more by sending a letter to Ro, commiserating about her Barbara By Lainey • Jan 10, 2007 07:00 am
Donald Trump CageMatch at The View Rosie vs. Donald. Donald says Barbara hates Rosie. Now it’s Rosie vs. Barbara. As reported by Page Six, Ro apparently threw down yesterday behind the scenes at The View, on her first day back she tore a strip off Barbara’s pruned ass – and rightly so – for not mounting By Lainey • Jan 09, 2007 07:00 am
Donald Trump Another Pageant Scandal, More Pageant Sluts Hot Tip just in! Katie Rees, Miss Nevada USA, making headlines for lewd behaviour (as illustrated), resulting in her getting dethroned without benefit of a Trump Pardon...I"ve just heard that there are new allegations that will be surfacing imminently that make these photos look tame by comparison. By Lainey • Dec 28, 2006 07:00 am
Donald Trump Donald Trump: implosion of a pompous prick Can’t get enough of this…can’t think of anything I love more than a full on Queen-Sized strop in public and The Donald is delivering! Dude seriously cannot SHUT UP! Everyone, everywhere, he’s talking sh-t about Rosie, he’s talking sh-t about Rosie and Barbara, he says By Lainey • Dec 22, 2006 07:00 am
Donald Trump Trump on Rosie: Queen-sized Temper I have never been as entertained watching The View as I have been over the last few months. And I have ALWAYS loved The View. When I was between jobs, when this column was just a fledgling newsletter, when Star Jones was still a fortuitous feng shui fattie, The View By Lainey • Dec 21, 2006 07:00 am
Donald Trump Joaquin & the Children Giving back during the holidays – definitely good for at least a few quivers. Check out Joaquin Phoenix recently, captured by writer/photographer Robert Brink at a charity event to distribute Christmas gifts. Having criticised Joaq in the past for shunning photos but not passing up on swag (to tell you By Lainey • Dec 20, 2006 07:00 am
Donald Trump My Celebrity Baby Theory: Trump Edition Source via Source Barron Trump was baptised quietly last week in Palm Beach – surprisingly low key for the Donald who doesn’t seem to do anything without fanfare…except as it relates to family I suppose. Here’s a rare glimpse of the Trump Empire’s youngest heir, comfortably ensconced By Lainey • Dec 20, 2006 07:00 am
Brad Pitt The Pitts in NYC Tonight, Monday night, the world premiere of The Good Shepherd starring Matt Damon with Angelina Jolie, which is why the Pitts are in NYC, anticipation swirling around Angelina’s red carpet arrival… Will she be alone? Likely. Trumping Damon and DeNiro at their own picture probably wouldn’t be a By Lainey • Dec 11, 2006 07:00 am
Donald Trump Paris Hilton: Slut Trumps Loser Me? I’d rather be called a loser than a slut. But in Paris Hilton’s world, being called a Loser is worse than being poor. And this is exactly what Page Six has implied. Paris was apparently in full spread at the Playboy Mansion Halloween party the other night, By Lainey • Oct 31, 2006 07:00 am
Donald Trump The Lilo Split: Exit Harry, Enter Anorexia And maybe some hardcore drugs while we"re at it, since nothin" works like heartbreak to get rid of that extra summer weight which is exactly what happened last time, post-Wilmer, and a brand new Lindsay 25 pounds lighter. In case you haven"t heard, according to By Lainey • Sep 25, 2006 08:00 am
Donald Trump Hello Little Sci! The Church of Scientology produced an heiress today, appropriately named Suri Cruise, apparently meaning "princess" in Hebrew and "red rose" in Persian. However, as astutely pointed out by the lovely Jacki F who wrote to me from across the Pacific today, Suri Cruise sounds remarkably like By Lainey • Apr 18, 2006 08:00 am
