Douchebags Dick in pink Ashton Kutcher was photographed in New York today with a woman who may or may not be a friend or a lover; it’s hard to say. It’s been nothing but awesome for Ashton since he was caught cheating on Demi Moore. He was just confirmed to play Steve By Lainey • Apr 13, 2012 04:59 pm
Douchebags Slum Lover drives a truck now “Little Bear Backup is also really excited because he’s turning 25 later this week. Oh Mamma Bear, you don’t haveta get this widdle baby a pwezzie. Me just want you to wuv me. So she’ll totally buy him a pickup truck.” -I wrote this last week, on By Lainey • Apr 09, 2012 11:53 am
Douchebags A French wedding dress They said that Jessica Biel was considering wearing a wedding dress designed by Monique Lhuillier. It didn’t sound right to me at the time. Not that there’s anything wrong with Lhuillier but, you know, I’m not sure Monique Lhuillier is *enough* for Justin Timberlake. And this wedding, By Lainey • Apr 09, 2012 10:25 am
Douchebags Pippy’s big snappy wedding Both Us Weekly and PEOPLE have reported recently that Jessica Biel and Justin Timberlake will marry this summer and it’ll be a mega event. Supposedly it was Jessica who wanted a small, intimate affair but Pips insisted that he wanted to go big, declaring that it would be “her By Lainey • Apr 04, 2012 12:58 pm
Hook Ups Johnny or Jared? A couple of weeks ago, In Touch reported that Johnny Depp was spotted sneaking out of Ashley Olsen’s apartment in NYC on February 27th after having spent the night there. Click here for a refresher. Since it’s In Touch, and therefore salt-grainy, that story came and went pretty By Lainey • Apr 03, 2012 05:01 pm
Douchebags Leo & his OGs It was like old times, the good times, in Austin for SXSW on Saturday as Leonardo DiCaprio was joined by his boys Tobey Maguire, Lukas Haas, and Kevin Connolly (who has been mistagged by the photo agency as Kevin Dillon - hahahahha). Here’s something I’ve been hearing about By Lainey • Mar 12, 2012 12:56 pm
Douchebags Ryan & The Dictator at the Oscars Ryan Seacrest is so successful because he's the guy who gets it, right? He laughed it off when Simon Cowell mocked him and they became a comic duo. He sees what the world loves in the Kardashians and lovingly exploits their exploits all the way to the bank. By Duana • Feb 27, 2012 04:34 pm
Douchebags The Beautiful Man In The World punches and runs What did I tell you about the kind of man who wears these kinds of caps? It’s a douche cap. And Nate Naylor, better known as Scarlett Johansson’s boyfriend, sounds - and looks - like a douche bag. According to Gawker, Nate was at a bar in December By Lainey • Feb 14, 2012 01:21 pm
Douchebags Um, sit DOWN Scarlett Johansson’s Boyfriend Scarjo was spotted holding hands and arm-in-arming with a new dude the other day in New York. Click here to revisit the original post. His name is Nate Naylor, some kind of advertising executive. At the time, it was observed that, you know, Naylor is not Blake Lively’s aesthetic By Lainey • Feb 02, 2012 10:21 am
Douchebags SAG Most Pouty: Michael Pitt How amazingly desperately pouty was Michael Pitt last night? I’d rather be strumming my guitar smoking cigarettes in a dive hole jazz bar, is this what you’re trying to tell me? Before or after you spend your money from modelling for Prada? Yes, Michael Pitt is the face By Lainey • Jan 30, 2012 09:33 am
Douchebags James Franco tells the Academy F-ck Michel Hazanavicius. The Artist is not a silent movie actor. The Artist is only James Franco. And when James Franco has an opinion, everyone must listen. This time, he’s preaching to us about Andy Serkis. In an exclusive article written for Deadline, Franco submits an impassioned offensive on By Lainey • Jan 10, 2012 02:45 pm
Douchebags B.I.C vs the other babies When Blue Ivy descended from heaven out of Beysus’s womb the other night, everyone else was expected to shut down their lives. Including, allegedly, other parents of other babies... According to Roz and Neil Coulon, whose premature twin girls were born at Lenox Hill Hospital, the B.I.C. By Lainey • Jan 10, 2012 11:59 am
Douchebags James Franco’s defence calls...another professor James Franco’s reputation was pissed on this week as a former professor is suing NYU for firing him because he gave the actor a D in his class. Dr Santana says Franco only attended 2 out of 14 lectures. Click here for the background. NYU has now responded publicly By Lainey • Dec 22, 2011 12:06 pm
Douchebags The Artist vs The Professor You’ve heard about this lawsuit, I’m sure. Click here for a more extensive explanation. In short, Dr Jose Angel Santana was an assistant arts professor at NYU. He failed James Franco for only attending 2 of his 14 lectures. Then the university fired him. He claims he was By Lainey • Dec 20, 2011 01:07 pm
Douchebags James Franco: On Twilight & The Descendants James Franco is a movie critic. For the Paris Review. And his latest piece is a study of Twilight 4 and The Descendants which... I mean I guess I kind of love him for comparing boring The Descendants to the boring ass mess that was Twilight 4. Because, as you By Lainey • Dec 13, 2011 11:14 am
Douchebags Her nipples, his hat Not sure why it had to be a big ass deal this weekend that Jennifer Aniston and Justin Theroux went to the movies and almost ran into Brad Pitt and his children. They didn’t. So, really, in the end, it’s like they were at the same place, a By Lainey • Nov 28, 2011 11:36 am
