Douchebags Can you find a kind feeling? This is Ashton Kutcher arriving at Letterman presumably to promote his new starring role on Two and a Half Men. When Ashton obscures his looks, and he’s a very good looking man, there are very few kind things I can find to say about him. Look at him. He By Lainey • Aug 24, 2011 10:32 am
Douchebags That Pippy sure is gracious There’s a post on Cele|bitchy today about how kind Justin Timberlake was recently at a club to one of the servers. Not! Pips ordered a glass of champagne, then barked at the poor girl because it was too flat. He barked at her again when he proclaimed the By Lainey • Aug 05, 2011 07:54 am
Douchebags Reads in trees, compliments himself I snarked on Kellan Lutz a couple times yesterday because, obviously. He is more insufferable to me than ever since Comic-Con. And, you know, if I were him I’d be a little more careful about that secret because it’s no longer a secret anymore. Anyway, my friend Scott By Lainey • Jul 29, 2011 04:36 am
Douchebags Henry Cavill: not photogenic and bad pants Have received a lot of email about Henry Cavill after Comic-Con and I don’t have a lot to say about him other than he’s really, really lovely and has great hair and... is, like Charlie Hunnam, terribly unphotogenic. I mean, in person, you have to believe he’s By Lainey • Jul 28, 2011 04:35 am
Hook Ups Who will Justin blame this time? Friends With Benefits was a big hit at the box office this weekend... Not! Look, it wasn’t a disaster but it was barely better if not worse than a Jennifer Aniston romantic comedy and, at just over $18 million, it did NOT out-earn its doppelganger No Strings Attached which By Lainey • Jul 26, 2011 08:36 am
Douchebags Justin ... “Not” That’ll make sense for you in a minute. Let me set the scene: Last night, as we do when we’re covering these festivals and conventions, we get together at the end of the night for some drinks before we hit the party. We compare stories – how was your By Lainey • Jul 22, 2011 04:39 am
Hook Ups Right in his age range The story broke yesterday – E! reported that Demi Lovato, 18, and Ryan Phillippe, 36, have been hooking up. Us Weekly followed with corroborating sources, despite denials from both Lovato and Phillippe. Of course. How else would they respond? Gossip, as I always say, is a buffet. You choose what you By Lainey • Jul 19, 2011 05:59 am
Douchebags James Franco, you sound like Lindsay Lohan More from his interview with Playboy (click here for yesterday’s post if you missed it when he said he knew better than the Academy) and, well, it’s pure narcissism on display now. James Franco is obsessed with James Franco. He’ll probably call that an “art project” too. By Lainey • Jul 12, 2011 02:57 am
Douchebags James Franco: I had better ideas than the Academy Of course he did. It’s essentially what he’s saying. And you know what? That guy is totally up his own ass, and he was a pouty little bitch about how much he sucked hosting the Oscars, and he wasn’t gracious at all to his partner Anne Hathaway, By Lainey • Jul 11, 2011 02:16 am
Douchebags Justin is cerebral But first, straight up, he and Mila Kunis look super hot here on the cover and inside of ELLE. Like really, really great together which...maybe that was Jessica Biel's problem. Or definitely. If Mila wanted a piece of that, would he be spending time in Toronto re-attaching By Lainey • Jul 07, 2011 06:51 am
Douchebags Michael Bay, 3D, and the will of the artist Written by Sarah Earlier this week Michael Bay sent a letter to the projectionists at movie theaters, imploring them to screen Transformers 3 with the 3D specs he specified. If you haven’t heard of this controversy: as 3D has gained popularity with filmmakers and audiences (though I would say By Lainey • Jun 30, 2011 04:13 am
Douchebags This pain in me... Is James Franco in my ass. Or, rather, his voice. Have you heard? He’s releasing music now. I don’t have the energy to put into my own words the definition of this kind of sound, so I’ll quote from EW.com: “Franco is dropping an “EP of By Lainey • Jun 08, 2011 08:35 am
Douchebags Skinny = Undouchey? The Joaquin Phoenix who appeared in that hoax doc I'm Still Here or whatever was bearded, bloated, and vile. And tremendously unpopular. He might argue that "art" is sometimes not appreciated in its time but the fact is, no one got it, and no one f-cking By Lainey • May 13, 2011 05:41 am
Douchebags Douches on a carpet Tiger Jam happened in Vegas this weekend. How do you look less douchey? Stand next to someone super-douchey. Like, I don’t mind Keith Urban’s hair so much when Tiger Woods’s shirt and John Mayer’s hat get in the way. Right? I don’t give a sh-t By Lainey • May 02, 2011 06:14 am
Douchebags He’s a dick but it’s kinda true Alex Pettyfer reminds me of the quarterback or whatever lead athlete character in a high school sports movie who cannot deal with losing and, like, ends up roughing up his ex-girlfriend, the cheerleader, who is now dating the new kid in town. It’s such a cliché, but that doesn’ By Lainey • Apr 28, 2011 05:34 am
Douchebags Young, famous, mean Remember when Lea Michele meangirled Hailee Steinfeld who then went on to get nominated for almost every major award and Lea had to swallow back her own sh-t and be nice to her at the shows? Blind, deaf, and dumb Glee fans were all like – no way, Lea could never By Lainey • Apr 18, 2011 08:29 am
