Douchebags No wife, no running & more from G’s dinner! Chris Martin was the surprise guests at a benefit held at a pub in London last night. Just 48 hours earlier, he was in New York running from paparazzi after his wife Gwyneth Paltrow hosted a dinner party for her famous friends featuring a few recipes from her upcoming cookbook. By Lainey • Apr 14, 2011 04:01 am
Douchebags How a real man poses What? You mean this isn’t doing it for you? How can you not get hard for that straddled-led side-lean he’s working here? Not to mention the double finger pump. That pretty much has me cresting. Photos from Daniel Deme/WENN.com By Lainey • Apr 13, 2011 12:50 pm
Douchebags Franco: more and more like Lilo You know how she namechecks, right? Lindsay Lohan? Like she’ll have dinner somewhere and maybe Johnny Depp will walk by and nod his head because he can’t be rude and five minutes later on Twitter, Lilo will be all like – Johnny Depp came by my table and wished By Lainey • Mar 23, 2011 03:15 am
Douchebags We need help So what did Chris Brown do today? Well, he was pissed that they wanted to ask him about Rihanna on Good Morning America and threw a chair at a window. People.com though, ever the “fair” voice when it comes to celebrity reporting, decided to dedicate their coverage today about By Lainey • Mar 22, 2011 10:43 am
Douchebags That window could have been a face Change? Please. How long have I been saying that Chris Brown hasn’t changed? Again, it’s not that forgiveness is not possible. It’s that it has to be preceded by contrition and real accountability, both of which have been lacking on his part. Brown was on Good Morning By Lainey • Mar 22, 2011 04:07 am
Douchebags Well, as long as he’s taking responsibility… I mean, I suppose that’s how his fans would defend it, right? There’s one in particular. She’s been writing to me for a year. It’s very endearing her loyalty to Ryan Phillippe. She feels that the way I’ve been commenting on his, um, dating patterns By Lainey • Mar 15, 2011 02:23 am
Douchebags No neck for your birthday It was Kellan Lutz’s birthday this weekend. So he celebrated at a cheesy party in Vegas. As you can see, he was not accompanied by a neck, and unfortunately no one thought to give him one. That’s what my present to Kellan would have been: a neck. And By Lainey • Mar 14, 2011 08:59 am
Douchebags Courtroom Runway Oh look. Everytime the judge calls, it's a fashion show. This is how Lindsay Lohan turned up for court today. If you need to know the blow-by-blow on exactly what happened, check TMZ.com. In short, she bought herself some time to "think" about a plea. By Lainey • Mar 10, 2011 09:42 am
Douchebags He’s dumb and he’s not sorry I couldn’t get to the recent Chris Brown interview yesterday in studio because there was too much sh-t going on so I’m sorry it’s a day late. He spoke to Page Six Magazine recently because there’s a new album called FAME – Forgiving All My Enemies – and By Lainey • Mar 10, 2011 03:54 am
Douchebags Ryan Gosling and John Mayer fan encounters Ryan Gosling was in Detroit yesterday as production on The Ides of March has moved there after Cincinnati. Ryan stopped for autographs and a few photos. And that is totally a Josh Lyman tie. I miss Josh Lyman. Is his character a little Josh Lyman-y? OMG can you imagine? Josh By Lainey • Mar 08, 2011 07:43 am
Douchebags The Torpedo of Not Awesome Written by Sarah My friend AB came up with a great term to describe how Charlie Sheen has sunk his TORNADO OF AWESOME—she called it the “torpedo of awesome”. Brilliant term, because “torpedoed” is exactly what Sheen has done to his run of hilarious and highly entertaining crazy. A By Lainey • Mar 08, 2011 02:35 am
Douchebags Oscar Pippy and his Ex Duana seemed to think Pipsqueak was on his “best behaviour” while presenting last night at the Oscars. Best Behaviour where Justin Timberlake is concerned, to me at least, would be to read the f-cking monitor and get the hell on with it. Could he resist? Could he resist the urge By Lainey • Feb 28, 2011 06:53 am
Douchebags Worst Oscar Host: James Franco It was a promising start. The montage was good. Alec Baldwin was good. Morgan Freeman was good. Their Billy Crystal-esque movie insertions were good. Kirk Douglas was good! More than good! So good he should have stayed! Because goddamn as the night went on, the good disappeared, only to be By Lainey • Feb 28, 2011 12:18 am
Douchebags Muscles on top of muscles Oh look. It's Kellan Lutz leaving the gym after juicing up his muscles. Which, frankly, are gross. You think Cameron Diaz is gross? THIS is gross. At a certain point, sure, it's about personal preference. But I don't exactly think that, judging on aesthetic, By Lainey • Feb 24, 2011 08:01 am
Hook Ups Who is Rihanna actually f-cking? According to UK gossips and their sh-tty track record, RiRi wants to get with Colin Farrell. Click here if you missed that story yesterday. According to Us Weekly though, she’s actually been messing around with Ryan Phillippe even though they reported last week that she had rejected him at By Lainey • Feb 23, 2011 03:49 am
Douchebags What kind of a piece of sh-t…? Jesse James has signed a book deal. He’s not writing about fixing up cars, or whatever it is that he calls a job. He signed the deal based on content about his life with ex-wife Sandra Bullock and his new life with soon to be new wife Kat Von By Lainey • Feb 21, 2011 05:30 am
