Douchebags Sit DOWN Ryan Phillippe See? It’s a Sit DOWN kind of day. Once in a while I’ll get an email from an angry reader all like – why do you have to be such a BITCH to Ryan Phillippe? Get over it! He and Reese broke up. She moved on, why can’t By Lainey • Feb 16, 2011 05:47 am
Douchebags Eminem > Adrien Brody Take a look at these photos of Adrien Brody at various Super Bowl related parties and events this weekend (the double douching with Diddy is my personal favourite) and try to explain why Stella Artois would book him for the all-important Super Bowl ad. Is this the Stella clientele? Leather By Lainey • Feb 07, 2011 02:58 am
Douchebags The Smutty World of Benjamin Ballet It started with a curious item in Page Six about a couple of months ago. Benjamin Millepied, Natalie Portman’s fiancé and baby father, was supposedly “obsessed” with her on the set of Black Swan, where they fell in love. He stopped at nothing to have her. He ignored everyone By Lainey • Feb 04, 2011 05:19 am
Douchebags SAG Boss: Mark Wahlberg There’s been no mention yet of James Franco I WENT TO FILM SCHOOL. Why? Because his ego penis was nowhere near as intrusive as Mark Wahlberg’s last night. Wahlberg dragged his balls on stage and cockily took up our time to stroke his own dick. Did you see? By Lainey • Jan 31, 2011 04:42 am
Break Ups Oh so you’re Bad Breakup Guy I can totally see it. I can totally see Sam Worthington being That Guy. The one who gets all publicly anguished over love, almost as if feeling the heartache out in the open is a validation of the heartbreak itself. It’s gross. And it’s another reason, on top By Lainey • Jan 25, 2011 02:57 am
Douchebags Why Sandy’s face was so tight Sandra Bullock was awfully controlled on Sunday at the Golden Globes. Not her usual sunny, smiley self. Why was her face so tight? Today is not the day to speculate about what she’s doing to it. Because today is the day her ex-husband announced he’s engaged. To Kat By Lainey • Jan 20, 2011 04:20 am
Douchebags Douche in a Rolls Well if this isn’t a douche alert… Check out Ryan Phillippe, in track pants and a nipple-hugging white t-shirt, after lunch yesterday in LA cruising around in a ROLLS ROYCE. Really??? A Rolls Royce? Like, who ARE you? And why is Amanda Seyfried so stupid? How do you get By Lainey • Jan 20, 2011 03:12 am
Douchebags Two Aussie men Well there’s Hugh Jackman. And then there’s Shane Warne. You only know about Shane Warne because he was f-cking Elizabeth Hurley and that’s why she’s leaving her husband. Click here for a refresher. Last night we went to the hockey game. There’s always a delightful By Lainey • Dec 29, 2010 04:22 am
Hook Ups It was more than just a ride This sh-t started at least 6 weeks ago after Kate Hudson’s birthday party. Click here for a refresher. Amanda Seyfried and Ryan Phillippe were seen leaving together. At the time, though unlikely, for her sake I was hoping it was just a ride. Looks like it was more than By Lainey • Dec 22, 2010 06:44 am
Douchebags Best of 2010:I went to film school, hosting Oscars Before we get into this, let’s just revisit one of the best, best, BEST moments of the year and perhaps the Best Quote of 2010. It’s James Franco I Went To Film School during the Hollywood Reporter Best Actor Roundtable. Remember he also declared that he doesn’t By Lainey • Dec 20, 2010 07:59 am
Douchebags Morning Robo, sweaty Tom, lazy Josh Katie Holmes, Josh Duhamel, and Blair Underwood read out the Golden Globe nominations this morning. Credit to them for not rolling their eyes at the dumbassness of some of the sh-t that got called out. The Tourist??? It’s not quite Pia Zadora, no, but it’s still a goddamn By Lainey • Dec 14, 2010 02:42 am
Douchebags Pitt & Paz Michael Pitt showed up at a society event in New York last night alongside the likes of Anna Wintour and Marc Jacobs and pouted with his big lips as though being there was an affront to his artistic integrity. That pubic f-ckery on his face is an affront to my By Lainey • Dec 10, 2010 04:09 am
Douchebags Worst of 2010: John Mayer in Playboy This was the interview where he called Jessica Simpson sexual napalm. Totally offside and really, really disrespectful and I know this is wrong but every time I hear that expression now, SEXUAL NAPALM, I see Porny and her high waisted pants and, well, I chuckle. But it was – if anything By Lainey • Dec 09, 2010 09:37 am
Douchebags The Artist & The Douche Steve Martin is an avid art collector. When he was filming in Vancouver earlier this year, he successfully bid on two Lawren Harris paintings at the Heffel auction. He wasn’t all look at my big celebrity penis about it either. Having said that, those two pieces set him back By Lainey • Dec 03, 2010 08:59 am
Douchebags Josh Duhamel: nothing without Fergie If Fergie had been with him yesterday, this sh-t would not have gone down the same way. So Josh Duhamel, after escorting his wife to the BillBoard Women of the Year event in New York, where she was named the Woman of the Year, then boarded a plane for Kentucky By Lainey • Dec 03, 2010 08:45 am
Douchebags Well this is an interesting look But first, it’s confirmed: Taylor Swift sold a million copies of Speak Now last week, the most album sales in a week since 2008, amid panic about the recording industry, and partly helped, perhaps, by the inclusion of a song called Dear John, about John Mayer, who f-cked around By Lainey • Nov 02, 2010 04:30 am
