Douchebags Cleansing didn’t help You can’t clean a douche. Does that make sense? In reference to John Mayer...yes. John announced at New Year’s on his Twitter that he was taking a break from being a dick. So you’ve heard about his pathetic stand up comedy attempts, right? Click here for By Lainey • Jan 13, 2010 02:16 am
Hook Ups The Only For Sookie look Remember True Blood last season when Sookie dreamt about being in bed with Eric and they were sex talking and she was all like, I know you’re not an asshole through and through and he answered something to the effect that his soft side was “only for Sookie”? Well By Lainey • Jan 12, 2010 01:50 am
Douchebags Emile WHO? Robert Pattinson was hanging out with Emile Hirsch in Cannes. We were there that night at the Du Cap when they arrived and, for Laura, I endured two hours of his bullsh-t before I made her leave. Because I could no longer stand Emile Hirsch’s groundbreaking Ph.D dissertation By Lainey • Jan 06, 2010 03:54 am
Douchebags Gerry at the beach It’s expired. You can’t possibly use Dear Frankie anymore as a quiveration rationalisation for Gerard Butler. Or Phantom of the Opera, and he was gross in that anyway. As for his boorish grunting in 300 – that’s done too. At least the body is. So let’s recap By Lainey • Jan 04, 2010 04:50 am
Douchebags Old fashioned bromance It’s the chemistry between RDJ and Jude Law that is apparently the film’s strongest feature. I believe it. By all accounts, they seem to be close and last night on the carpet, the bromance was cranked up high. Cute, non? RDJ is a very physical person. He likes By Lainey • Dec 18, 2009 06:57 am
Break Ups Sit DOWN Centaur Please. These ‘roidy motherf-ckers and their massive egos. First reaction when the ego takes a bruising is to call up the boys and pull their dicks out in retaliation. Who else but Alex Rodriguez? He and Manslinger Kate Hudson are no longer together. You’ve seen Kate in action. Through By Lainey • Dec 15, 2009 09:03 am
Douchebags Best of 2009: Country B ducking She’s so f-cking famous that when she shows up at a TELEVISED hockey game in a large ass arena, she has to take cover like she’s the target of a heavy artillery attack. Carrie Underwood and Mike Fisher (who is owning it for Ottawa this year trying to By Lainey • Dec 15, 2009 08:32 am
Douchebags Best of 2009: Billy Bob Douchebag Best because he came out like a massive f-cking prick. For Billy Bob Thornton, life really was over as soon as The Jolie left him. Watching it back again, it’s even worse than I remember. And better. Back in April, BBT was in Toronto with his band promoting their By Lainey • Dec 15, 2009 04:50 am
Douchebags Pip, just read the f-cking paper This is what Morley emailed me earlier while we were all watching the livestream of the Golden Globe nominations in reference to Pipsqueak Justin Timberlake’s famewhoring during the announcements. He couldn’t help himself. He could not help taking over the spotlight. From the beginning when he claimed to By Lainey • Dec 15, 2009 02:44 am
Douchebags Ha. Ha. Ha. And this, motherf-cker, is what you call consequences. By Lainey • Dec 11, 2009 09:25 am
Douchebags Douchebag is an accidental racist John Mayer, whose expanding ego apparently knows no limits, has apparently been trying his hand at standup comedy. Which is not surprising. If you’ve listened to any of his interviews, or follow him on Twitter, this bitch truly believes he’s the funniest sh-t since Johnny Carson and smarter By Lainey • Dec 10, 2009 01:47 am
Douchebags Douche + Pip They’re hoping Vevo is the music industry’s salvation. I just went to the site, it took a thousand years to load. Heavy traffic. In support of Vevo, many of the most famous and influential artists and players in the world showed up (or were summoned) to support the By Lainey • Dec 09, 2009 04:06 am
Girly Throw Downs Pippy’s apology: too little, too late At least it is for me. Entertainment Weekly has named its 15 Entertainers of the Decade. Justin Timberlake made the list. And so he should have. From N Sync to solo, Pip’s music and musical growth is undeniably impressive. His personal growth on the other hand, his evolution from By Lainey • Dec 08, 2009 06:19 am
Douchebags 20/20 promotes Chris Brown This interview can’t be characterised any other way. It was a fluff piece. Robin Roberts and 20/20 allowed Chris Brown to repeat his empty apologies without qualification, without addressing any new questions, without pressing him on anything of substance. Oh great. We get to watch his “sorry” face By Lainey • Dec 07, 2009 02:21 am
Douchebags So what will they ask him? Good Morning America took it up the ass last week when it was revealed that they’d invited Chris Brown onto the program to perform even though they’d cancelled Adam Lambert, thereby helping a convicted felon promote his new album. Although not admitting that they’re buckling due to By Lainey • Nov 30, 2009 06:21 am
Douchebags Crusty Spittle Spittle Gerard Butler was partying at The Groucho Club in London last night with Natalie Imbruglia and Kimberly Stewart, surrounded by paps when they left. Spittle had a short fuse as he was followed by a few embarrassing female fans who were getting lippy with him. According to the paps, By Lainey • Nov 27, 2009 03:10 am
