Douchebags What’s red and swirly and douchy all over? Lainey’s teeth must be in some bad shape cause I still haven’t heard from her and it’s been almost two hours. Ouch. So here’s a little something for you. I couldn’t resist. Check out Stallone in his Ford Douchstang today in Beverly Hills. I had By Jacek Szenowicz • Nov 24, 2009 10:55 am
Douchebags When Pee met Spittle John Mayer covers the new Details. Don’t ask me to summarise the article for you. Just know that he uses a lot of big word and puts them into abstract thoughts and jerks off to the sound of his own voice and the profundity of his purely original thoughts. By Lainey • Nov 24, 2009 07:40 am
Douchebags Nine and the Centaur There was a screening last night of Nine. ARod the Centaur accompanied Kate Hudson. You’ve heard about that, haven’t you? According to Us Weekly that egomaniacal motherf-cker commissioned TWO self Centaur portraits to hang over his bed. Something to jerk off to? Dude, if I walk into a By Lainey • Nov 17, 2009 03:18 am
Douchebags Pam needs a special light Pam Anderson was in Florida last week to launch her perfume (?) and I remember thinking to myself at the time that she did indeed look better in the pictures – attached. For starters, her outfit is almost decent. Now we know why. Page Six reports that Pam’s manager was insisting By Lainey • Nov 10, 2009 06:57 am
Douchebags “Whatever” means sorry Thanks to Erica C for sending this along – an article written by LZ Anderson for CNN Opinion about Chris Brown who is going on tour next month as a “fan appreciation” gesture and has just released a new video, conveniently around the same time as Rihanna. He’s also dropping By Lainey • Oct 27, 2009 08:37 am
Douchebags Junior’s audacity I thought it was stanky a couple of weeks ago when Tori Spelling and her husband KFed Jr were all mopey faced about her being sick. Of course they shared it on Twitter. And if you suspected it to be a sympathy grab, you wouldn’t be entirely off base. By Lainey • Oct 21, 2009 10:38 am
Hook Ups You idiot etalk has the advance pages and I’m reporting on it for the show tonight at 7pm. It’s Us Weekly’s new exclusive: Jennifer Aniston and John Mayer. For the third time. Apparently she can’t get enough. Apparently he has some kind of power urine hold on her By Lainey • Oct 14, 2009 05:48 am
Douchebags Who’s younger? Demi Moore and Ashton Kutcher showed up at the 2009 Freedom Awards last night in LA. Like, what the f-ck Demi? It’s not fair for the rest of us. See now I’ve been up close to this. I’ve looked at it in person. In person it’s By Lainey • Oct 14, 2009 03:19 am
Douchebags That Boyfriend Ugh. That Boyfriend. Shia LaBeouf could be That Boyfriend. That Boyfriend who always makes it about him, who sulks at the bar when you’re having fun with other people, who deliberately makes you angry because anger is the only way he can see proof that you care. SO disappointing. By Lainey • Oct 07, 2009 03:00 am
Douchebags Crusty & Crusty holding hands That’s Scarlett Johansson under the cap and hood holding hands with Ryan Reynolds in New York yesterday. They really, really, really hate being famous and photographed. It must suck to only work maybe 3 months of the year and live the most privileged life and have to deal with By Lainey • Oct 01, 2009 04:32 am
Douchebags Where’s Jen? All her friends with babies showed up last night at the Rock a Little, Feed a Lot benefit concert in aid of LA Regional Food Bank & Feed America but Jennifer Aniston was missing. Where’s Jen? Probably on a beach somewhere. So here are Sheryl Crow and Isla Fisher By Lainey • Sep 30, 2009 04:03 am
Douchebags Where’s the Swinger? Hidden under too many layers of douche. This is Vince Vaughn with Jason Bateman and Kristen Bell in Sydney presumably to promote Couples Retreat heading to the zoo for some sightseeing. On screen he’s hilarious and endearing. In person… by many accounts… he’s insufferable. As in when they By Lainey • Sep 29, 2009 06:01 am
Douchebags The Passion of The Beaver Too easy. And there are more. I’m sure you can think of a few. It’s Mel Gibson on set in NY with his hand shoved up a stuffed beaver filming a movie called The Beaver. No doubt it’ll be an Oscar contender. Actually… His old friend Jodie By Lainey • Sep 28, 2009 12:26 pm
Douchebags Pippy Facebook Three weeks ago, a movie called The Open Road starring Justin Timberlake and Jeff Bridges flamed out spectacularly at the box office. Oh, you haven’t heard of it? It was so sh-t, rumour has it, Pipsqueak wouldn’t promote it. But still he keeps trying, trying to be an By Lainey • Sep 23, 2009 03:43 am
Douchebags Emmy NPH Please. He was flawless. His white mic clip during the opening number was amazingness. So f-ck you Kiefer Sutherland. Did you see Kiefer’s bitchface after Neil Patrick Harris’s performance? Oh hi, I’m Kiefer Sutherland. I like to punch people when I drink because I’m a crusty By Lainey • Sep 21, 2009 03:27 am
Hook Ups Douchebag weekend For Katy Perry. Page Six reports that on Friday night, Katy Petty was spotted at a bar making out with John Mayer. After the MVAs, she and Russell Brand were at a party and ended up going at it in a corner. It’s a like a douchebag buffet in By Lainey • Sep 15, 2009 04:42 am
