Douchebags Kiefer did this His name is Jack McCollough, one of the designers of Proenza Schouler. As you can see, he has a cut on his nose. He received the cut courtesy of Kiefer Sutherland’s head. After the Met Gala on Monday night, Kiefer was at a party talking to Brooke Shields. He By Lainey • May 06, 2009 08:00 am
Douchebags Can you do what he does… Ryan Reynolds? Ugh. Ryan Reynolds is getting his own Deadpool spin-off. Great. He has the body for it but does he have the attitude? Can he do what Hugh does? Because Hugh can sell a movie. He sells it wholeheartedly. He engages the fans, he works hard for the fans, By Lainey • May 06, 2009 03:23 am
Douchebags Diamonds for the best work Cartier is celebrating 100 years in America. To commemorate the occasion, they’ve announced a philanthropic partnership with ServiceNation and recruited Demi Moore to be on hand at the press conference today. Totally makes sense. Cartier produces diamonds. Diamonds are a girl’s best friend. So is her surgeon. Demi By Lainey • Apr 30, 2009 12:32 pm
Hook Ups Eating with douchebag, singing with Shamu X17 claims that Porny Jessica Simpson and John Mayer had lunch earlier this month. It’s been suggested that the meeting was more than friendly. I buy the lunch, I don’t buy the more than friendly. Because I don’t believe John Mayer can get hard for the same By Lainey • Apr 30, 2009 05:18 am
Douchebags Horny, Smug, and Rude It’s Mel Gibson, 53 years old, divorcing his wife of 28 years, on the carpet at the Wolverine premiere last night looking like he just set a Cialis record. Horny. Next to him, his new Russian action, a broad called Oksana who, judging from the expression on her face, By Lainey • Apr 29, 2009 02:37 am
Douchebags Pippy explains the PDA Pippy was on soft Kimmel last night continuing to promote his show and his tequila and whatever. Also something about climbing Kilimanjaro. Pip’s doing it for charity. And for that he should be applauded. But then he’ll take all the credit and feed it to his ego. For By Lainey • Apr 23, 2009 05:14 am
Douchebags You are a humpbacked geek So Kimmel is allowed to call him an “actor” but Jian Ghomeshi, a Canadian, no way. That’s the standard. Here’s the thing – Jian introduced him for context as an actor. Period. But Billy Bob Thornton justified his douchebaggery on CBC radio last night by explaining that he was By Lainey • Apr 22, 2009 04:29 am
Douchebags Oxygen loves homewrecking child abandoners Friday Night Lights, one of the most acclaimed shows on television with focus on great writing, acting, centred on family values, community support, and featuring strong, complicated, intelligent women has to get down on its knees and beg for renewal every f-cking year. Meanwhile, the Oxygen Network, with its female-focused By Lainey • Apr 16, 2009 05:26 am
Douchebags Pippy’s weekend in Vegas Justin Timberlake flew commercial to Vegas the other day for a weekend trip with the boys to promote his 901 tequila. He hooked up with Robin Leach for a private tasting, tried his luck at the tables, and hit up the circuit including the Playboy Club …all without Shelfy. Oh By Lainey • Apr 13, 2009 08:03 am
Break Ups He’s single… But do you still want him? Before George Clooney there was Mel Gibson. Please. If you are 30+ don’t pretend you don’t remember. You remember. There were women back in the day who would have cut off their breasts for the chance at a stab with Mel Gibson. By Lainey • Apr 13, 2009 06:55 am
Douchebags Unrepentant BBT Click here for a refresher if you missed the story this week – BBT’s shenanigans on CBC radio that have pretty much earned him universal disdain. We can all agree: Billy Bob Thornton is a total douche. So last night, he and his band took to the stage at Massey By Lainey • Apr 10, 2009 06:16 am
Douchebags There’s video! Re: the BBT article earlier, his douchebaggery on full display on CBC Radio today – there’s now video! Suuuuuuuuuch a dick. See below. By Lainey • Apr 08, 2009 09:03 am
Douchebags Meltdown watch: BBT Joaquin Phoenix, Lindsay Lohan, now Billy Bob Thornton. BBT was on CBC Radio this morning with Jian Ghomeshi to PROMOTE HIS OWN BAND and, well, listen for yourself. He’s a mess. First basic, basic question: When did you and your band start playing together? He has no idea what By Lainey • Apr 08, 2009 07:57 am
Douchebags I’ll say it for you The suggestion is revolting, totally. But I’m not the one parading my 16 year old kid on every carpet like a 25 year old. This is JailBait Miley Cyrus at the ACM Awards last night looking like her father’s wife. Yeah, I said it. I said what you By Lainey • Apr 06, 2009 04:40 am
Douchebags Where was your father last night? Mine was at home getting squawked at. JailBait Miley Cyrus’s was on the red carpet at the Hannah Montana movie premiere last night, spackled with a month’s worth of foundation, that f-cking soul patch freshly combed out, working the full douchebag pose in front of the cameras. Why By Lainey • Apr 03, 2009 03:57 am
Douchebags Obsessed with her looks? Her??? No sh-t. And if John Mayer’s calling you out on your narcissism, what does that say about you? Yes you Jennifer Aniston. You. New issue of Us Weekly reveals that one of the reasons why they broke is because John could no longer handle how “obsessive-compulsive” Jen is about By Lainey • Apr 01, 2009 04:56 am
