Douchebags James McAvoy > Pips Have heard from several people at Pebble Beach for the pro-am this weekend where Pippy played along with other celebrities like Peyton Manning, Ray Romano, Kevin James etc. By far, Pip was the top name. By far. So I guess it gave him license to snot people off? The other By Lainey • Feb 17, 2009 01:32 am
Douchebags Thank Pip for his style If your man is rocking sneakers with dress pants and you love it – and I do – you have the Pipsqueak to thank for that. Pippy takes credit for everything. Now he’s adding style to the list. William Rast at NY Fashion week – it’s today. Also today – GQ unveiled By Lainey • Feb 16, 2009 03:46 am
Douchebags Celebrity Dumbass: Joaquin Phoenix See? Three for three. Maybe it should be a daily feature. It’s must see TV. The video is below – Joaquin Phoenix behaving like a petulant child forced to go Aunt Mabel’s house last night with Letterman. No doubt he’s a douche. But the question this morning, on By Lainey • Feb 12, 2009 01:58 am
Douchebags GOOPy thinks they’re cheesy You might hate her, but can you disagree? Gwyneth Paltrow said recently that running carpet after carpet with your husband is “cheesy” and “I mean, who wants to live like that?” Cut to Demi Moore and Ashton Kutcher tonight at the Berlin Film Festival for the premiere of her film By Lainey • Feb 11, 2009 08:17 am
Douchebags Would you want him next to you? Joaquin Phoenix and Casey Affleck departed LAX for New York yesterday. Imagine if he sat down next to you on a plane? This is my greatest fear on a flight. The people around me, the person next to me. As you know, I always end up with the kid close By Lainey • Feb 11, 2009 02:44 am
Douchebags Celebrity Dumbass This could be a daily feature. Today’s installment includes Ashton Kutcher, Demi Moore, and Scarlett Johansson. Let’s start with the sanctimonious husband and wife. Ashton has taken to Twitter and posted a video on his page that is supposed to illustrate how difficult it is to “navigate” through By Lainey • Feb 10, 2009 07:26 am
Douchebags Grammy Little Boy: Justin Timberlake “When I was a little boy…” How many times have you heard Pippy talk about his little boy days? He ALWAYS refers to his little boy days. 5 years ago it was cute. Now it’s limp cheese and please grow some balls. Suggestions: When I was growing up… When By Lainey • Feb 09, 2009 06:53 am
Douchebags BAFTA Shia Shia LaBeouf skipped the red carpet entirely at the BAFTAs. It’d be easy to rip his balls off for it like he’s Gwyneth Paltrow or Katie Holmes - all of a sudden too good for press at an awards show. But I find it harder to hate on By Lainey • Feb 09, 2009 01:14 am
Douchebags Ricky hates Ebola and Posh! Ricky Gervais should host the Oscars. Hugh will be wonderful. But next year, why not Ricky? Ricky’s irreverence would rip all of them, all the famewhores, each and every one, a new asshole…starting with Ebola and Posh. In an open letter to President Obama, Ricky writes: “As I& By Lainey • Feb 02, 2009 07:04 am
Douchebags 23 year old smokes weed Nothing newsworthy about that. Except the 23 year old in question is a golden boy who sells cereal. And cars. And baby bottles. And is the poster boy for perfection attached to millions of dollars in endorsements catered to the MiniVan Majority. They don’t mind so much that he By Lainey • Feb 02, 2009 01:15 am
Douchebags Hoax camouflage So yesterday, Entertainment Weekly, after hearing from Joaquin Phoenix sources, reported that his recent rap journey is actually an elaborate hoax to be filmed by Casey Affleck for a mockumentary about celebrity meltdowns. Today, Joaquin’s publicist is denying that his intentions are anything but sincere: "The transition from By Lainey • Jan 29, 2009 03:33 am
Douchebags Please.Make.Him.Stop Yesterday it was Scarlett Johansson vanity singing. Today, it’s that Pipsqueak Justin Timberlake vanity acting. He sat down for an interview with Katie Couric to promote the Grammys – because only HE can increase Grammy ratings! – and they discussed everything from Timbaland, to Madonna, to SNL, to Beyonce, and yes… By Lainey • Jan 29, 2009 02:35 am
Douchebags Not sad smut, just big douche Many of you kind hearted souls were worried about Joaquin Phoenix - his unkempt appearance, his BYE GOOD retirement, his bizarre antics - and you appealed to have him classified as sad smut. JP is not sad smut. But he is a f-cking loser. So the rap endeavour, his explanation By Lainey • Jan 28, 2009 05:13 am
Douchebags Douche tv monologue You know John Mayer was That Kid, right? He was probably picked on in school, zitty, greasy, not down with the popular crowd…and has been carrying that around his whole life. So now even though he’s a famous rock star, he’s still living looking backwards – every move By Lainey • Jan 27, 2009 04:28 am
Douchebags SAG Crotch Itch: Mickey Rourke It’s no secret…he’ll readily admit it… the man is depraved. Quite obviously, awards season turns him on. Or his psoriasis is flaring up. Whatever the reason, Mickey Rourke can’t keep his hands off his junk. Like constantly. Perhaps it’s his way of dealing with nerves. By Lainey • Jan 26, 2009 12:38 am
Douchebags Hugh don’t know Junior My favourite, favourite story of the day. So Hugh Jackman and the rest of the Wolverine hotnesses are in Vancouver shooting final scenes. Hugh happens to be working out at the same fitness centre as Kevin Federline Junior who is tagging along with his wife and paycheque Tori Spelling while By Lainey • Jan 19, 2009 05:03 am
