Hook Ups John on Jen’s Golden Skin! The first photos of Jennifer Aniston and John Mayer heating up Miami! Looks like In Touch Weekly outbid all the other publications to make it happen. As you can see, Jen and John are lounging by the pool – his head on her shoulder – and totally immersed in their own profundity By Lainey • Apr 30, 2008 04:34 am
Douchebags Would You Rather: Rossum vs Criss Angel It’s the ultimate Rossum Would You Rather Challenge! Rossum vs Criss Angel… Right??? See attached of Criss Angel with Wilmer Valderrama at some party in Vegas the other day and Emmy wearing two near identical virgin dresses to the premiere of Speed Racer at the weekend and last night By Lainey • Apr 29, 2008 09:35 am
Douchebags The Prince and the Riffraff Prince played Coachella this weekend…how f&cking amazing is that??? The man is pure sex and talent. Love, love, love. Unfortunately his royal presence was contaminated by the arrival of that diseased skank Ebola Paris Hilton who showed up hand in hand with Benji Madden. And because Ebola’ By Lainey • Apr 27, 2008 08:32 pm
Hook Ups Jen, John, Pee, and Water The most brilliant ideas are often the most simple. Perhaps that it’s never been suggested before. Now that it’s “happening” though, it totally makes sense: Jennifer Aniston and John Mayer! The two shared an intimate lunch and dinner in Miami the other day, talking quietly and ending the By Lainey • Apr 27, 2008 08:06 pm
Douchebags Vogue Hires a Piece of Sh-t What do Anna Wintour and Sean Avery have in common? Besides living in New York? Anna hates fat people. Sean Avery hates fat people. For those of you who aren’t following the NHL playoffs, Sean called Martin Brodeur “fatso” the other day after his Rangers defeated the Devils in By Lainey • Apr 22, 2008 04:04 am
Douchebags Friday Photo Analysis Our favourite game! Making assumptions based on one photo – just like the tabloids! Ready to play? This is a series: nauseating Katherine Heigl with her husband yesterday shopping, then big smiles when the paps come around. What are you inferring? Especially from the shots of them stone faced waiting for By Lainey • Apr 04, 2008 05:33 am
Douchebags Anne and Mr Shady Yesterday’s news that Anne Hathaway’s boyfriend was arrested should have come as no surprise. Raffaelo Follieri stanks of shady sh*t. And it’s not the first time he’s been called out for dirty business dealings. Even more sinister when you consider the rumours that he has By Lainey • Apr 04, 2008 02:28 am
Douchebags His Best Moment in Years The new Ryan Phillippe is a humourless cheating cheese dick… but on occasion there is a glimpse of undouchiness. Jimmy Kimmel seems to bring that out in a lot of people. It’s a great attribute. Ryan was on Kimmel last night and had to address the issue of a By Lainey • Apr 02, 2008 05:34 am
Douchebags What Happens in Vegas is a Busted Face Big fan of Cam these days, especially post-Pip, but this new movie What Happens in Vegas, it’s doing nothing for her. Nothing. Seriously. Watch the trailer. Ashton Kutcher looks f*cking hot. Cam absolutely not. As in her face is totally busted. Not unlike the way it was on By Lainey • Mar 31, 2008 02:17 am
Douchebags Please. Shut. Your. Ass. Well… at the very least, it’s an admission that he really does google himself. Obsessively. John Mayer – again taking to his blog with a long winded manifesto about… Fame? Vanity? Narcissism? Aspiring to more? Finding meaning in life? Sure. That’s what he says it’s about. But at By Lainey • Mar 28, 2008 05:40 am
Douchebags KFed Jr Stefani Rossdale Jolie Pitt For some reason, some publishing company thinks that people will buy a Tori Spelling book about her life. It’s a mystery how they came to this conclusion since “Her sTori” can be summed up as follows: - famous dad + nepotism = 90210 - B List forever - Homewrecker - Famewhore By Lainey • Mar 19, 2008 07:39 am
Douchebags My Rumey’s Red Lips This won’t make you believe she’s cuter in person but for what it’s worth…I like her look. Better this than a country hick weave with acrylics and a French manicure a la Carrie Underwood. I’ll take this every day. Still… Rumey admittedly isn’t rockin’ By Lainey • Mar 14, 2008 06:05 am
Douchebags Chav on Wheels Better this I say than the punk ass hypocrites like Avril Lavigne and Ebola and even Ashton who claim they don’t want the attention and need it the next minute when they have something to sell. Posh will never say she doesn’t want the attention. Which is she By Lainey • Mar 11, 2008 07:20 am
Douchebags It’s About Time Canadians are all about coddling their own even when it’s sh*t. Every week, I receive at least a few dozen emails: Be nicer to her/him Lainey! After all, he/she’s Canadian! Is that really all it takes? And shouldn’t that be grounds for HIGHER expectations? By Lainey • Mar 10, 2008 05:45 am
Douchebags The Doucheness of John’s Lyrics Every songwriter has their own process. When you’re a douchebag and a new famewhore, you blast your creative process out on your blog. If you’re John Mayer you go a step further and you file it under the guise of the esoteric when in reality, it’s not By Lainey • Mar 07, 2008 03:40 am
Douchebags Shut.Your.Ass. For all their meticulous strategising and media manipulation, there is one wildcard the Pitts cannot control – Angelina Jolie’s brother who routinely shoots his mouth off under the pretense of defending his sister, but really because he probably jerks off to seeing his name in print. Or maybe he needs By Lainey • Mar 06, 2008 02:51 am
