Dumbass Rooney Mara is shyyyyyyyyyyyy, OK? Rooney Mara and Jude Law are currently promoting Side Effects in Europe. Here they are yesterday at the Berlinale, photo call and premiere. She wore black and white Balenciaga for the daytime event, and black Valentino in the evening. Very strong styling. And smiling only with no teeth. Because as By Lainey • Feb 13, 2013 10:59 am
Dumbass Music Awards Misogyny So last night, via the always incredible Vulture, I read this list of wardrobe restrictions that CBS has asked to be relayed to performers at the Grammy Awards. Here is the list in its entirety: CBS Program Practices advises that all talent appearing on camera please adhere to Network policy By Duana • Feb 07, 2013 12:40 pm
Dumbass The Misrepresentation of Jessica Simpson PEOPLE.com posted two images yesterday from Porny’s upcoming Spring collection. I clicked on the article last night and..well...Jacek has a new blend. It helped soothe my violence. Retouching is not new. Retouching is almost... standard. And the debate is constant as to how this contributes to By Lainey • Feb 06, 2013 03:34 pm
Break Ups JT says it’s not “personal” I love writing about Britney and Justin. We all love remembering Britney and Justin. And it seems like Justin loves giving us opportunities to remember Britney and Justin. Thank you Justin. As you know, Justin performed at a pre-Super Bowl concert on Saturday night in New Orleans. Click here to By Lainey • Feb 05, 2013 11:58 am
Dumbass When Porny’s life was over Have you seen the Jennifer Hudson-Jessica Simpson Weight Watchers commercial? Does it feel like it’s been on a lot lately? The more it’s on, the more I obsess about whether or not they were actually together. They totally weren’t together. Look at how awkward that is -- By Lainey • Jan 31, 2013 11:22 am
Dumbass I love Lindsay Lohan’s new lawyer If you watched the Lindsay Lohan court proceedings this morning you understand this - why Mark Heller, her lawyer now, might be your, our new favourite person. Yes. Because of the (maybe fake?) Louis Vuitton briefcase. Yes. Because of the time he tried to bro-down with the judge like they By Lainey • Jan 30, 2013 03:01 pm
Twats How Lindsay Lohan prepares for court After TMZ reported yesterday that Lindsay Lohan was trying to not show up at court by using a doctor’s note even though she was papped shopping in New York, she was seen with her mother Dina last night flying in to LA well after midnight. As you can see, By Lainey • Jan 30, 2013 11:25 am
Twats Lindsay Lohan & Lance’s doctor Lindsay Lohan is supposed to be in court in LA tomorrow for... I can’t remember, there are too many reasons. TMZ is now reporting that she won’t show. According to her new lawyer, she’s sick in New York and has a doctor’s note for a respiratory By Lainey • Jan 29, 2013 02:47 pm
Royals How Hot Harry on a Horse pees off the helicopter !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Can you imagine the Queen’s face? Her grandson, the third in line to her throne, is giving an OFFICIAL interview, inside an Apache helicopter, about pulling his dick out during a mission and letting it go because he can’t hold it anymore. Dude, if Captain Wales, a proper By Lainey • Jan 22, 2013 01:29 pm
Dumbass The 3 Bears Two bears wasn’t enough. They had to add a third bear. They had to acquire a new bear to affirm their Bear Love. Here’s what Slum Bear Casper Smart posted on his Twitter yesterday, re-tweeted by JLO: Introducing the new addition to the family.... " BEAR" #WelcomeHome By Lainey • Jan 18, 2013 10:03 am
Baby and Bump Obsession Scripted Porny How so very disappointing that Jessica Simpson and Ryan Lochte somehow missed each other pop culturally. A year or two earlier or later and it could have been spectacularly stupid. Stupidly spectacular? Both! Can you imagine? And then a reality show: Dum-Dums. Or Porny & Dum-Dum. No one would have By Lainey • Jan 17, 2013 03:40 pm
Dumbass JLO on Mimi Day Mariah Carey’s American Idol premieres tonight. It’s the only appointment that should be on my schedule. On all our schedules. Aaaaand... Here’s Jennifer Lopez’s face on the cover of PEOPLE Magazine. As you know, it was JLO who vacated her judge’s seat, subsequently opening up By Lainey • Jan 16, 2013 12:39 pm
Assy Style Slum Love at the Globes She had to bring him. She had to. She could not face the Afflecks alone. I don’t understand why. If I’m JLO, I’d face the Afflecks alone every.single.time. Especially in this dress. No, I don’t like this dress. In fact, I think it’s By Lainey • Jan 14, 2013 05:40 pm
Jock Smut What Would Dum-Dum Do? Well, it was inevitable: a Ryan Lochte reality show on E! It premieres in April and will feature Dum-Dum preparing for Rio 2016 and managing his clothing line and trying to find love. At 28? Training for another Olympics while getting your dick sucked by former child stars and aspiring By Lainey • Jan 08, 2013 10:45 am
Parent Pimps #cuttingforbieber Justin Bieber was caught with what looks like a blunt and now his people are all trying to blame Lil Twist for being a bad influence. (Source) Why is it that when Justin Bieber does something generally perceived as “positive”, no one else gets credit for it? It’s a By Lainey • Jan 07, 2013 03:35 pm
Dumbass Referring to yourself in the third bear You can never go wrong with a Jennifer Lopez magazine spread. Not even if they’re sh-tty pictures. Even when they’re sh-tty the camera loves her. And she knows how to do something with it. “Jennifer Lopez is standing on the terrace of the Ciragan Palace hotel in Istanbul, By Lainey • Jan 03, 2013 02:57 pm
