Twats Show me the audition tape Oh guess what? Lindsay Lohan lied to the cops about who was driving when her Porsche collided with a truck on the Pacific Coast Highway last week. Apparently she told them that it was her assistant who was driving, and even climbed over her assistant on the passenger side to By Lainey • Jun 12, 2012 04:10 pm
Dumbass Is there a behind-the-scenes? Have you seen this Paramount Vanity Fair photo yet? In celebration of its 100th anniversary, 116 of the studios “greatest talents” gathered for a class photo. You can see the image here, with a zoom feature to closely analyse every expression. But what about what happened behind-the-scenes? How much do By Lainey • Jun 12, 2012 11:17 am
Twats Lindsay Lohan vs Porsche Let this be a warning for those of you in the industry half-cocked to hire Lindsay Lohan: she is (still) unhireable, and likely always will be. So she’s driving on the Pacific Coast Highway the other day in a rented 911 Porsche 2012. Smashes into a truck. Claims it By Lainey • Jun 11, 2012 12:03 pm
Assy Style Jen & Justin > Will & Adam Page Six reports that Jennifer Aniston and Justin Theroux are collaborating on a short film instead of a baby. They’re supposedly satirising the gossip industry’s fixation on their relationship - one minute she’s pregnant, the next they’ve broken up. Apparently they’re writing and directing it By Lainey • Jun 08, 2012 04:10 pm
Dumbass Shailene Woodley doesn’t know LOVE what Shailene Woodley wore at the Movie Awards last night. And then she went up on stage and goddamn I wish she didn’t. It was the Breakthrough Award. She was the only person in her category who attended the event. So... Her people don’t explain how this By Lainey • Jun 04, 2012 11:38 am
Baby and Bump Obsession Porny didn’t push As expected, PEOPLE Magazine outbid everyone else for the first photos of Jessica Simpson’s baby Maxwell Drew. There’s also an exclusive interview. Since everyone goes crazy over babies and everything baby-related these days, they expect this to be a big seller which is why Maxwell’s first job By Lainey • May 30, 2012 10:59 am
Break Ups Will Demi take back Ashton? The UK’s Sunday Mirror is the original source for this story so... it might be kinda sketch. The reason why so many find it believable though is all about Demi Moore. Doesn’t it seem totally possible and probable that Demi Moore would take back Ashton Kutcher? Given what By Lainey • May 28, 2012 04:22 pm
Lifestyle Bonnie Wright: Flats = Fetch? Bonnie Wright wore a pair of flats on the carpets in Cannes last week. I wrote about those here. Perhaps it was just a one-shot? Um, no. She did it again on Saturday night in a pair of studded Christian Louboutins which some might consider totally badass...but...ummmm...are By Lainey • May 28, 2012 11:47 am
Dumbass Slumjob reality show Ojani Noa and Cris Judd must be so bitter that they hooked up too early with Jennifer Lopez, before the explosion of reality television. Page Six reports that JLo has signed with Oxygen for a reality show featuring her backup dancer boyfriend in his role as “head choreographer” on her By Lainey • May 23, 2012 03:00 pm
Break Ups Please don’t come here Cameron Diaz looked great last night in London at the premiere and after party for What To Expect When You’re Expecting which...I mean I guess they think they can make back some money overseas? At what point, as a studio, do you just eat it and cut off By Lainey • May 23, 2012 10:02 am
Douchebags Diddykins thinks he’s Brad Pitt I have not bothered to learn the reason P Diddy is here in Cannes. All I know is that he thinks he’s still the sh-t. As evidenced by his behaviour last night on the carpet at the Killing Them Softly premiere. The festival assigns staff to manage the arrivals. By Lainey • May 23, 2012 09:44 am
Dumbass JLo’s next career moves Forbes has just put Jennifer Lopez on top of their Celebrity 100 List, calling her the most powerful celebrity in the business with $52 million earned last year along with total pop culture domination. I don’t dispute it. American Idol is the best decision she’s ever made. The By Lainey • May 17, 2012 10:29 am
Twats Life After George While George Clooney talks to dogs and Stacy Keibler lives at “our house”, her predecessor is in Cannes, getting groped on a yacht by Admiral General Aladeen. I mean... I guess you always go back to your beginnings. Which means someday I’ll be a nerd again with thick glasses By Lainey • May 16, 2012 11:57 am
Dumbass The downside of the job, courtesy of JLo Jennifer Lopez attended the LA premiere last night of What To Expect When You’re Expecting. What? Of course he was there with her. He is everywhere with her. And that says more about her than it does about him. Sadly. So here’s JLo in an unflattering dress - By Lainey • May 15, 2012 12:11 pm
Famewhores The best day of her life Was it? It had to be one of them. Justin Timberlake let his fiancée come with him to watch the Lakers defeat the Nuggets in Game 7 on Saturday. And not only that, he decided to be extra extra nice and let the world see how much she loves him. By Lainey • May 14, 2012 01:03 pm
Dumbass Slum Love On Prime Time Jennifer Lopez performed Dance Again on American Idol last night. I’m in London so I didn’t watch live. But so many of you emailed about it I woke up this morning to check out the video. Why the interest? Well because her lover and backup dancer turned “lead By Lainey • May 11, 2012 03:00 pm
