Book Review Here’s your Christian Grey Who? If you don’t know, congratulations. Because you obviously haven’t made the mistake of reading Fifty Shades of Grey. I envy you. I want to UN-read it. Can you imagine if un-reading was possible? I could UN-read Ethan Hawke’s books. And read Harry Potter again for the By Lainey • Jun 20, 2012 02:06 pm
Dumbass Here’s your Christian Grey Who? If you don’t know, congratulations. Because you obviously haven’t made the mistake of reading Fifty Shades of Grey. I envy you. I want to UN-read it. Can you imagine if un-reading was possible? I could UN-read Ethan Hawke’s books. And read Harry Potter again for the By Lainey • Jun 20, 2012 01:52 pm
Clown The onset of regret: Lifetime & Lindsay Lohan First things first, because there have been some misleading headlines... Lindsay Lohan was NOT hospitalised. She may have been trying to call in sick though. Like clockwork, drama on the set of any Lindsay Lohan movie... Paramedics were called to her hotel this morning. According to TMZ, which has been By Lainey • Jun 15, 2012 04:26 pm
Clown Show me the audition tape Oh guess what? Lindsay Lohan lied to the cops about who was driving when her Porsche collided with a truck on the Pacific Coast Highway last week. Apparently she told them that it was her assistant who was driving, and even climbed over her assistant on the passenger side to By Lainey • Jun 12, 2012 04:10 pm
Dumbass Is there a behind-the-scenes? Have you seen this Paramount Vanity Fair photo yet? In celebration of its 100th anniversary, 116 of the studios “greatest talents” gathered for a class photo. You can see the image here, with a zoom feature to closely analyse every expression. But what about what happened behind-the-scenes? How much do By Lainey • Jun 12, 2012 11:17 am
Clown Lindsay Lohan vs Porsche Let this be a warning for those of you in the industry half-cocked to hire Lindsay Lohan: she is (still) unhireable, and likely always will be. So she’s driving on the Pacific Coast Highway the other day in a rented 911 Porsche 2012. Smashes into a truck. Claims it By Lainey • Jun 11, 2012 12:03 pm
Bad Style Jen & Justin > Will & Adam Page Six reports that Jennifer Aniston and Justin Theroux are collaborating on a short film instead of a baby. They’re supposedly satirising the gossip industry’s fixation on their relationship - one minute she’s pregnant, the next they’ve broken up. Apparently they’re writing and directing it By Lainey • Jun 08, 2012 04:10 pm
Dumbass Shailene Woodley doesn’t know LOVE what Shailene Woodley wore at the Movie Awards last night. And then she went up on stage and goddamn I wish she didn’t. It was the Breakthrough Award. She was the only person in her category who attended the event. So... Her people don’t explain how this By Lainey • Jun 04, 2012 11:38 am
Baby and Bump Obsession Porny didn’t push As expected, PEOPLE Magazine outbid everyone else for the first photos of Jessica Simpson’s baby Maxwell Drew. There’s also an exclusive interview. Since everyone goes crazy over babies and everything baby-related these days, they expect this to be a big seller which is why Maxwell’s first job By Lainey • May 30, 2012 10:59 am
Break Ups Will Demi take back Ashton? The UK’s Sunday Mirror is the original source for this story so... it might be kinda sketch. The reason why so many find it believable though is all about Demi Moore. Doesn’t it seem totally possible and probable that Demi Moore would take back Ashton Kutcher? Given what By Lainey • May 28, 2012 04:22 pm
Lifestyle Bonnie Wright: Flats = Fetch? Bonnie Wright wore a pair of flats on the carpets in Cannes last week. I wrote about those here. Perhaps it was just a one-shot? Um, no. She did it again on Saturday night in a pair of studded Christian Louboutins which some might consider totally badass...but...ummmm...are By Lainey • May 28, 2012 11:47 am
Dumbass Slumjob reality show Ojani Noa and Cris Judd must be so bitter that they hooked up too early with Jennifer Lopez, before the explosion of reality television. Page Six reports that JLo has signed with Oxygen for a reality show featuring her backup dancer boyfriend in his role as “head choreographer” on her By Lainey • May 23, 2012 03:00 pm
Break Ups Please don’t come here Cameron Diaz looked great last night in London at the premiere and after party for What To Expect When You’re Expecting which...I mean I guess they think they can make back some money overseas? At what point, as a studio, do you just eat it and cut off By Lainey • May 23, 2012 10:02 am
Douchebags Diddykins thinks he’s Brad Pitt I have not bothered to learn the reason P Diddy is here in Cannes. All I know is that he thinks he’s still the sh-t. As evidenced by his behaviour last night on the carpet at the Killing Them Softly premiere. The festival assigns staff to manage the arrivals. By Lainey • May 23, 2012 09:44 am
Dumbass JLo’s next career moves Forbes has just put Jennifer Lopez on top of their Celebrity 100 List, calling her the most powerful celebrity in the business with $52 million earned last year along with total pop culture domination. I don’t dispute it. American Idol is the best decision she’s ever made. The By Lainey • May 17, 2012 10:29 am
Clown Life After George While George Clooney talks to dogs and Stacy Keibler lives at “our house”, her predecessor is in Cannes, getting groped on a yacht by Admiral General Aladeen. I mean... I guess you always go back to your beginnings. Which means someday I’ll be a nerd again with thick glasses By Lainey • May 16, 2012 11:57 am
