Twats You can’t be polite around Lindsay Lohan Robert Pattinson is dating Kristen Stewart. And they are very serious about each other. And he’s really, really into her. And he did not cheat on her with Lindsay Lohan. The problem with Lindsay Lohan however is that you can’t mess around with her sh-t. Like not even By Lainey • Apr 05, 2012 02:18 pm
Hook Ups Johnny or Jared? A couple of weeks ago, In Touch reported that Johnny Depp was spotted sneaking out of Ashley Olsen’s apartment in NYC on February 27th after having spent the night there. Click here for a refresher. Since it’s In Touch, and therefore salt-grainy, that story came and went pretty By Lainey • Apr 03, 2012 05:01 pm
Dumbass Vaginas should be in bed if they have to be on TV Vanity Fair released its new cover today: the ladies of television. How happy - and relieved - do you think they are that Sofia Vergara qualifies as a non-white (even though they made her skin colour as close to it as they possible could)? Good job for the acknowledgement that By Lainey • Apr 03, 2012 11:47 am
Dumbass Two gross bears just being gross Have you seen this photo? It was posted to Twitter by JLo’s backup dancer boyfriend Casper Smart with the following caption: Two little bears just watching the sunrise... Ew! Little Bear Backup is also really excited because he’s turning 25 later this week. Oh Mamma Bear, you don’ By Lainey • Apr 02, 2012 10:09 am
Dumbass Ashton Kutcher singer, Ashton Kutcher actor A smug Ashton Kutcher presented at the ACM Awards last night. He also dedicated the following to any woman who might be interested in having him cheat on her, eventually. LeAnn Rimes must be considering it. Ashton had reason to be up his own ass. Variety reported yesterday that he’ By Lainey • Apr 02, 2012 09:33 am
Dumbass Air miles with JLo Jennifer Lopez is in Brazil to promote her reality show Q’Viva: The Chosen. As you know, she and ex-husband Marc Anthony are co-producers on the project. Marc however was not present. Instead, AS USUAL, and that’s the problem, her backup dancer/boyfriend accompanied her on the trip. As By Lainey • Mar 27, 2012 12:42 pm
Dumbass Vogue slums with JLo She’s on the cover of the April issue looking really good, but I also wonder why they chose to go with studio shots as opposed to a more interesting visual. Where Jennifer Lopez is concerned, there’s always a story behind the shot. The entire article has been posted By Lainey • Mar 16, 2012 01:02 pm
Dumbass JLo’s manager thinks she’s slumming too I don’t know how this happens but whatever, if JLo’s manager wants to run his mouth in Vogue and give us the good, legitimate gossip that doesn’t come from some anonymous commenter on a blog that people *think* *might* be a movie star, I won’t complain. By Lainey • Mar 15, 2012 03:01 pm
Twats Lindsay Lohan is not George Clooney Oh look. Lindsay Lohan f-cked up. Where? She was leaving a club. Where else? Lohan was driving. She was trying to avoid the paps. Apparently she struck the club manager - very, very gently - while she was trying to turn around. Then, without getting out of the car and By Lainey • Mar 14, 2012 12:26 pm
Assy Style Olivia Munn loses, wins, and loses again There were photos that were published online last week allegedly of Olivia Munn in various compromising positions. Whatever. I mean at this point it’s routine. The difference though between Munn’s purported shots and the others were the captions. The supposed Munn pictures were accompanied by the most hilarious By Lainey • Mar 12, 2012 04:23 pm
Famewhores He shaved for her private pregnancy Sienna Miller covers the new issue of British Vogue. “On privacy and pregnancy” YOU? Sienna? The thing about privacy is that pregnancy is usually exempt. Have you noticed? One after another, celebrities are all like - my personal life is my personal life... BUT I WILL TOTALLY TALK TO YOU By Lainey • Mar 07, 2012 01:55 pm
Twats Everything in Lohan perspective Earlier today, Michael K at Dlisted posted these photos of Debbie Harry and Lindsay Lohan. Harry was horrifyingly mistaken for Lohan. Debbie Harry, by the way, is 66. Lindsay Lohan is 25. And then there’s Tara Reid... There was a time when it couldn’t get worse than Tara By Lainey • Mar 06, 2012 04:19 pm
Twats Still the asshole who namechecks the Oscars Lindsay Lohan’s interview with Matt Lauer on The Today Show aired this morning. She says she’s changed and learned and is ready to move on and whatever, the same sh-t she’s been saying for years. And then, of course, when asked what she’ll be doing in By Lainey • Mar 01, 2012 11:21 am
Dumbass 20 at Oscar: Shailene Woodley I'm caught between empathy and irritation with Shailene Woodley. I'm not used to feeling these two things together so maybe if I explore the more benign one, the other will be slightly less annoying. I love vintage dresses. I have several that are, to me and By Duana • Feb 27, 2012 01:28 pm
Dumbass Jonah Hill: Worst Oscar Expectations We talk soooo much about wanting the Oscar, or not wanting it. Campaigning, or not. This seems to be one step away from "being prepared if you win" or not. When Christopher Plummer took the stage last night, I felt relaxed almost instantly. He had us. He wasn& By Duana • Feb 27, 2012 10:17 am
Dumbass “Style” and “Grace” This one time at work we were standing around, and there was a fashion magazine and Brendon picked it up and flipped through, probably trying to find some stupid shoes to mock, and instead he grew disgusted as he flipped faster. And then he went "these are all children! By Duana • Feb 24, 2012 12:15 pm
