Twats Let me pull my shirt up Was meaning to post this yesterday and then got buried in TIFF. So Tara Reid is in London because of something to do with Big Brother. This is all you need to know. This is all I need to know. So if you’re about to hit me up with By Lainey • Sep 09, 2011 03:43 am
Dumbass Eddie Murphy hosting Oscars 2012: Golden or awful? Written by Sarah Last month it was announced that Brett Ratner would be co-producing the Oscars in 2012. This struck me as hilarious, mostly because the Academy is so transparently desperate to put on a show that will appeal to the kids that they hired a director known for driving By Lainey • Sep 07, 2011 04:27 am
Dumbass This makes James Franco look good Shia LaBeouf and his girlfriend Carolyn Pho spent some time one night with Marilyn Manson. That experience compelled them to go around LA taking pictures. Those pictures have now become a book. They also made a short film in honour of Manson’s new album Born Villain. Last night there By Lainey • Sep 02, 2011 05:01 am
Famewhores Someone is smug again Jessica Biel was photographed by multiple pap agencies yesterday in Toronto with, according to my photo assumption anyway, what looks like a very self-satisfied smile on her face. She’s regained official standing in JT’s life, having endured a brief breakup after an episode with Olivia Munn, and a By Lainey • Sep 01, 2011 04:23 am
Assy Style Katie Holmes was the night’s biggest star? The presentation of the final award at any awards show is usually reserved for most high profile guest in attendance. Last night that responsibility fell to Katie Holmes. Were they short on names? Will Ferrell was there. So was Jack Black. I’m not saying either of them are traditional By Lainey • Aug 29, 2011 03:36 am
Twats Of course she wore white That Kardashian who was married this weekend asked all her guests to wear white or black. Most people would opt for black. It’s easier to find, coordinate, and, well, it speaks to choice - I CHOOSE to NOT wear the colour of the bride. It’s one thing if By Lainey • Aug 22, 2011 04:58 am
Faux Gossip Gwyneth can’t win Many of you have seen this article on PEOPLE today and emailed in a fury: How dare she! Now she’s a saint? Gag me! Look, I get it. And you know, if you’ve been reading my blog for a while, that even though I love her, I will By Lainey • Aug 18, 2011 06:18 am
Assy Style Porny’s “professional dancing” Jessica Simpson tweeted this yesterday: There are rumors that I was "drunk swaying" at the Adele concert last night. That wasn't drunk swaying, that was professional dancing! It’s funny, right? It’s actually not a bad joke. The question is - is my Porny clever By Lainey • Aug 17, 2011 04:25 am
Dumbass Does Bridget die? If she dies at the end, I may like it more than if she doesn’t because at least that would be surprising and not just another two hours of the same sh-t made for the third time because ... I don’t actually know what the reason is, do you? By Lainey • Aug 12, 2011 05:17 am
Dumbass Totally an Audrey move I can’t believe Jennifer Love Hewitt is only 32. She seems... not that young. Desperation can age you. I don’t watch The Bachelor or any of its iterations. Never. So I don’t know who these people are. Apparently JLH does. And she’s been throwing herself at By Lainey • Aug 10, 2011 08:59 am
Hook Ups Are you f-cking Lindsay LOHAN... Guy Berryman??? Or is she following you around begging you for it? You just gasped, right? Here’s the quick background. Last week some dumbass UK tabloid, I think it was The Sun, published a story about LOHAN losing her sh-t because she wasn’t allowed backstage at Coldplay. Gossip By Lainey • Aug 10, 2011 04:48 am
Royals Should I liveblog this? We might have to liveblog this. Duana? Sarah? Sasha? Hallmark is airing a movie of the week about Will and Kate. A trailer for it was released a few days ago. I just got to it now. Actually, that was half an hour ago. I’ve since watched it at By Lainey • Aug 09, 2011 10:00 am
Assy Style Sashay writing Not sure about these poses Tyra Banks was throwing down last night at Teen Choice. Or that, um, her leather jumpsuit was the best selection on the carpet. But that’s not really why Tyra made the blog today. Tyra made the blog today because Jessica sent me something crazy By Lainey • Aug 08, 2011 03:01 am
Dumbass The Oscars go KABOOM in 2012 Written by Sarah I cannot stop laughing. The Academy, in all their tone deaf glory, has hired Brett Ratner to co-produce the Oscar telecast in 2012. Are you a fan of Rush Hour? How about Rush Hour 2? Or X-Men: Last Stand—you know, the one where they threw out By Lainey • Aug 05, 2011 03:35 am
Dumbass Lindsay Lohan’s competition You’ve heard it, Lohan keeps repeating it – that she wants to win an Oscar by the time she’s 30, like that’s the only motivation for working. Apparently she’s not the only one. I just read a HILARIOUS interview with Taryn Manning who, um, clearly thinks she’ By Lainey • Aug 02, 2011 09:59 am
Douchebags Reads in trees, compliments himself I snarked on Kellan Lutz a couple times yesterday because, obviously. He is more insufferable to me than ever since Comic-Con. And, you know, if I were him I’d be a little more careful about that secret because it’s no longer a secret anymore. Anyway, my friend Scott By Lainey • Jul 29, 2011 04:36 am
