Douchebags Henry Cavill: not photogenic and bad pants Have received a lot of email about Henry Cavill after Comic-Con and I don’t have a lot to say about him other than he’s really, really lovely and has great hair and... is, like Charlie Hunnam, terribly unphotogenic. I mean, in person, you have to believe he’s By Lainey • Jul 28, 2011 04:35 am
Maple Leaf Bad movies people will see More trailer analysis... I don’t actually know how a movie like New Year’s Eve keeps making itself. But now you know why Ashton Kutcher went back to television. Even he couldn’t stand this sh-t anymore. Let’s put the tall guy and the short girl together and By Lainey • Jul 27, 2011 05:54 am
Dumbass Tom Cruise could totally do Nessun Dorma As we all know, Tom got really into the singing for Rock of Ages. And they keep trying to tell us that he can actually sing for real. That we will be amazed by his vocal abilities. That his voice will complete you. Was this part of the contract? Because By Lainey • Jul 26, 2011 03:49 am
Parent Pimps Maybe you should downsize ...and stop buying shoes Lindsay Lohan went to court today for a progress report on her probation. Supposedly the probation officer has a hard-on to get her thrown back in prison. The probation officer is clearly our friend. The judge was impartial though, not totally siding with the PO but also giving Lohan the By Lainey • Jul 21, 2011 10:31 am
Dumbass Posh sells books Several of you have emailed me about this today: sales of Harper Lee’s To Kill A Mockingbird have increased 123% on Amazon UK; it now occupies 38th spot on the bestseller list. The Beckham Bump. Does she know? OF COURSE she knows. As IF she hasn’t been googling By Lainey • Jul 19, 2011 09:59 am
Twats As IF, Lindsay Lohan Lindsay Lohan went to Miami in May, before she was locked inside her comfortable Venice Beach townhouse for a month, for a photo shoot and interview with Plum Magazine. A reader called Ellie sent over this video from the shoot titled, “I can’t believe she didn’t steal those By Lainey • Jul 13, 2011 09:29 am
Golddiggers Let’s open the week with an As IF It was Porny’s birthday yesterday. She’s 31 now. And she tweeted this photo – a gift from her KFed. He bought her a new bag. What looks like a Birkin. A very large, very orange one. With this caption: Eric made my birthday!!! I have never been more surprised By Lainey • Jul 11, 2011 05:05 am
Dumbass This happened at 5am Robert Pattinson was in Toronto last night shooting until 5am. When he finished he spent several minutes signing autographs for the lady fans who’d been waiting for him. Until 5am. People keep thinking it’s kids who pull this kind of crazy. Look at them. These are not kids. By Lainey • Jul 08, 2011 05:50 am
Smutty Surgery Another monumental As IF Yesterday’s As IF moment came to us courtesy Victoria Beckham or, rather, David Beckham who claimed his wife Posh didn’t know that he was iPhoning her pregnantly candid. Click here for a refresher. Today’s As IF is thanks to Megan Fox who took to her Facebook page By Lainey • Jul 08, 2011 03:31 am
Dumbass Freedom: just in time for the weekend Lindsay LOHAN was released from house arrest yesterday. Her 25th birthday is on Saturday. Great timing. There was a really funny story that LOHAN’s people fed to TMZ yesterday about her being afraid to go out because of the paps. At the time, they insisted that LOHAN would be By Lainey • Jun 30, 2011 04:55 am
Jock Smut You really have bad taste Liz Hurley is serious about Shane Warne. You may have forgotten about Shane Warne. He’s GROSS. Like, properly VILE. Shane is an Aussie cricket legend, was married, is a chronic cheater, and was supposedly still with his wife when he and Hurley hooked up. And, for a laugh, or By Lainey • Jun 24, 2011 08:49 am
Dumbass The Tween Treatment Written by Sarah I noticed it a few months ago in a cover profile of Robert Pattinson. The journalist kept mentioning how beautiful he was in between sound bites from her subject. I’ve seen Pattinson and he is a very good looking guy. Even allowing for a moment to By Lainey • Jun 16, 2011 03:23 am
Twats House Arrest party True story: I was just thinking this morning of writing in the open a note about how we went all last week without any pap photos taken from inside Lindsay LOHAN’s house during her house arrest. Then I thought better of it because, well, you know. And, well, you By Lainey • Jun 13, 2011 06:20 am
Douchebags This pain in me... Is James Franco in my ass. Or, rather, his voice. Have you heard? He’s releasing music now. I don’t have the energy to put into my own words the definition of this kind of sound, so I’ll quote from EW.com: “Franco is dropping an “EP of By Lainey • Jun 08, 2011 08:35 am
Hook Ups Shelfy rides Spittle His bike. Did she know that Justin Timberlake would be at the MTV Movie Awards presenting with Mila Kunis and spending the weekend promoting Bad Teacher with his ex-girlfriend Cameron Diaz? Oh, I’m sure she had some idea. So... What did Shelfy get up to? Jessica Biel was photographed By Lainey • Jun 06, 2011 08:28 am
Dumbass Please DO NOT DO THIS Last summer I read and reviewed a book called Furious Love. Original post is here. Elizabeth Taylor and Richard Burton – obsessing over their relationship is not so much a phase thing as it is a constant. They were of a time, of an age of movie star that we will By Lainey • Jun 02, 2011 09:44 am
