Dumbass The Help trailer I read the book like everyone else who reads books on lists. I thought it was … OK. It certainly didn’t change my life or anything. Found the ending rather underwhelming. And, well, I have some serious fundamental issues with it that, um, are probably best left to another discussion. By Lainey • Apr 20, 2011 09:05 am
Dumbass What a dumb bitch Lindsay LOHAN somehow found someone who was willing to give her an acting job. A real acting job. Marc Fiore, producer of the Gotti biopic, crazily enough, went on record as saying she was his first choice. That she deserved a fifth chance to put her sh-t back together and By Lainey • Apr 20, 2011 08:00 am
Bad Style Porny confuses Tongues & Necks There was an article that appeared on People.com late Friday. Porny talked to the magazine about her wedding dress, what she’s looking for, what she has in mind. Oh la. Apparently Porny does NOT want to look “top heavy” (since when???) and as such, is considering something with By Lainey • Apr 18, 2011 02:48 am
Dumbass Lindsay LOHAN: role-stalking Blake Lively There was a ridiculously funny story that appeared in Page Six today about Lindsay Lohan and the sh-t she’s peddling right now. As you know, Lohan is supposed to play Victoria Gotti in the Gotti biopic. The only reason she’s getting that job is because her family and By Lainey • Apr 14, 2011 03:03 am
Dumbass Lindsay LOHAN Gotti They gathered in New York yesterday to announce production on Gotti: Three Generations. John Travolta is to play John Gotti. Joe Pesci his associate and Lindsay LOHAN his daughter Victoria. Those papers have yet to be signed though, which is why Lindsay LOHAN wasn’t part of the official press By Lainey • Apr 13, 2011 04:17 am
BFFs Gwyneth cooks, Cameron’s ass, Chris runs Next week, Gwyneth Paltrow will not sing Adele as well as Adele on Glee. This week she’s pimping her new cookbook in New York. Apparently there’s even a book signing somewhere today or tomorrow. Like people will line up for the privilege of meeting her and trying her By Lainey • Apr 12, 2011 07:11 am
Dumbass Gwyneth, Glee & Adele At this point it’s like Chinese water torture. Every Gwyneth Paltrow song is like one maddening drip on your forehead, death by annoyance and irritation... To be fair, the cover of Over the Rainbow can’t be on her. As I noted yesterday, Matthew Morrison will have to own By Lainey • Apr 12, 2011 03:06 am
Famewhores Box office > Privacy Have you seen it? Reese Witherspoon covers the new issue of Vogue. You can look at more photos here. I mean they’re alright, I guess. Like, I get it that she worked with an elephant in the movie Water For Elephants but I wonder if I need every shoot By Lainey • Apr 12, 2011 02:21 am
Parent Pimps An 8 ball sized Sit DOWN I'm sure you've heard about this dumbassery. That Dina Lohan, mother of all parent pimps, is now saying that going forward, it'll no longer be Lindsay Lohan, it'll just be Lindsay. As in Madonna. As in Prince. As in bitch who the By Lainey • Mar 25, 2011 07:43 am
Douchebags We need help So what did Chris Brown do today? Well, he was pissed that they wanted to ask him about Rihanna on Good Morning America and threw a chair at a window. People.com though, ever the “fair” voice when it comes to celebrity reporting, decided to dedicate their coverage today about By Lainey • Mar 22, 2011 10:43 am
Douchebags That window could have been a face Change? Please. How long have I been saying that Chris Brown hasn’t changed? Again, it’s not that forgiveness is not possible. It’s that it has to be preceded by contrition and real accountability, both of which have been lacking on his part. Brown was on Good Morning By Lainey • Mar 22, 2011 04:07 am
Dumbass How about just … not going? Multiple sightings of Lindsay Lohan in New York, multiple mentions in Page Six that she’s been hitting the club scene, out late at night, but always with her old move – a bottle of water or a Red Bull in her hand so that people won’t assume that she’ By Lainey • Mar 21, 2011 06:07 am
Friday Night Lights Wonder Woman at The Landing Strip You don’t have to be a fan of Friday Night Lights to get the reference. Doesn’t it look like Wonder Woman was styled straight out of a peeler bar? Jesus, Tyra. What are they doing to you, honey? This is Adrianne Palicki in costume as the new Wonder By Lainey • Mar 21, 2011 04:58 am
Bad Style Robo’s boot cut leather pants What makes it even more offensive, Katie Holme’s style problems I mean, is that she’s been hustling around New York this week selling her clothing line Holmes &Yang. Look, a girl doesn’t pimp her own clothing unless she thinks she’s something of a clothing person. By Lainey • Mar 17, 2011 07:08 am
Dumbass Gwyneth’s 10 lbs not 20 Gwyneth Paltrow is continuing to promote Country Strong in foreign markets. Currently she covers the new issue of Madison Magazine out of Australia. She tells the magazine that she doesn’t understand why everyone thought she gained 20 lbs for the movie. It was “only” 10. “I have no idea By Lainey • Mar 14, 2011 07:53 am
Dumbass Jakey throws down As I’ve said, I don’t like being put in the position of having to defend celebrities. That’s not my job. And frankly, it’s actually not that much fun. But there’s no other perspective here as far as I’m concerned. Jake Gyllenhaal in this situation By Lainey • Mar 14, 2011 04:13 am
