Dumbass Justice is a “terrible inconvenience” Naomi Campbell is at The Hague today testifying in the war crimes trial of former Liberian President Charles Taylor about those diamonds. Remember she lost her sh-t about those diamonds? The presenter’s face at the end of this video kills me. Naomi’s testimony has been well documented. She By Lainey • Aug 05, 2010 03:10 am
Quiveration Angelina, Brad...and Javier When asked recently by Elle (thanks Benita!) whether or not he makes the ladies fall in love with him on set, Javier Bardem downplayed his own sexy beasty-ness and instead decided to mancrush all over Brad Pitt: “No, no. I’m not Brad Pitt. I had the great opportunity to By Lainey • Jul 22, 2010 04:25 am
Parent Pimps Same Old Lohans Written by Sarah Lindsay Lohan has entered rehab to detox in advance of her ninety-day jail stint. This is not a bad idea. Get through the worst of it before being confronted with the reality going to jail, which will be emotionally brutal enough without adding the shakes into it. By Lainey • Jul 15, 2010 08:15 am
Dumbass SIT DOWN Eva Mendes Another one in a growing list. Jessica Biel has said that her beauty is a burden to her getting great roles. Evangeline Lilly has complained about that too. And now Eva Mendes who is currently promoting The Other Guys in which she plays Will Ferrell’s hot wife and apparently By Lainey • Jul 14, 2010 03:54 am
Dumbass Crank tweets: the human rights violation Lindsay Lohan managed to stay home yesterday following her sentencing. She actually did not go to her own birthday party. They must have had to strap that sh-t down to stop her from leaving the house. Forced to abstain from the circuit for just one night Lilo, naturally, tweaked out By Lainey • Jul 08, 2010 04:02 am
Bad Style Porny’s new diet, new boyfriend, same show Jessica Simpson tweeted last week that she was shocking her body with some kind of vegan diet. Then she showed up this weekend in West Virginia at the opening of the Casino Club at the Greenbrier Resort and I don’t see much change. Maybe it’s on the inside. By Lainey • Jul 05, 2010 03:39 am
Famewhores The obvious Ashley Greene So the Eclipse premiere finally happened last night. And of course Ashley Greene, being the side player she is, did what she could to convince you that she’s a lead player, that she matters. Last time she tried to outdress Kristen Stewart and showed up like it was the By Lainey • Jun 25, 2010 04:53 am
Gorgessity Elephants, boykissing, blogs, whiners & Twi-Hards A lot to cover in this article so let’s make an agenda: 1.Eclipse the movie 2.Gloating 3.Cute banter 4.Cute girlfriend defence 5.Whiny defensive girlfriend 6.Bitching about bloggers 7.Pretty boy + elephants 8.Crazy bitches in the line-up Ready? The cover of the new By Lainey • Jun 24, 2010 09:07 am
Dumbass Robo’s expensive sh-t I am, like you, still flummoxed that Katie Holmes can sell her clothes at Maxfield. And that fashion magazines have stitched themselves inside her ass praising the designs...what? Elle. Just did a profile on Holmes & Yang, the label, with a cost listing on several items. The price point By Lainey • Jun 24, 2010 04:14 am
Dumbass The Ashley Greene Standard of Comedy Oh...she just keeps giving. SO much material. And we have ourselves another over-reacher. Ashley Greene is currently promoting herself while promoting Eclipse. And she’s sharing with us her career plans. Apparently she reckons she has the goods to become a comedian. Who? Ashley Greene. From Twilight. "Comedy By Lainey • Jun 23, 2010 09:38 am
Dumbass Her Birthday > Father’s Day Nicole Kidman is currently in Australia. Her sister Antonia was married a while ago and the celebration is this weekend. Here she is in a sateen jump suit attending a family dinner. Nicole and Sunday Rose made the trip without Keith Urban who is touring. Her birthday is Sunday. The By Lainey • Jun 18, 2010 08:24 am
Dumbass Answer to integrity in the markets – Hollywood! Written by Jacek Here’s an idea folks! With all of the baseless, speculative, knee-jerk investing that we’ve been seeing in the last decade, you’ll now be able to trade weekend box office movie receipt futures starting in the 3rd quarter of this year – a brilliant idea that By Lainey • Jun 15, 2010 06:21 am
Dumbass Bad billboards: the GMD edition We’ve been driving around LA for 3 days now and they’re everywhere – Knight & Day billboards promoting Tom Cruise and Cameron Diaz. But where are Tom Cruise and Cameron Diaz??? These budget ass silhouettes are making me crazy. Every time we pass one it makes me crazy. Like By Lainey • Jun 14, 2010 05:44 am
Dumbass Lilo’s latest coincidence or conspiracy I’m sure you’ve heard – that Lindsay Lohan’s SCRAM went off on Sunday night/Monday morning and, following a report that was delivered to the judge, was found to be in violation of the terms of her monitoring program after a small amount of alcohol was detected. A By Lainey • Jun 09, 2010 03:25 am
Dumbass Kristen Stewart: a Megan Fox moment Kristen Stewart is featured this month in Elle UK. Click here for the scans. The photographs are cute and sexy and irreverent, the interview is rather unremarkable save for a cheeky moment at the end when she shows the reporter a personal photo of what’s assumed to be Stewart By Lainey • May 31, 2010 07:30 am
Sit DOWN Miley vs Sue Sylvester Please. Sue would thump her in the beat-me mouth. So Miley Cyrus is currently promoting her new album. She was in Madrid this afternoon at a photo call fronting like she’s all grown up, like she knows about quality and authenticity, unlike the sh-t they serve up on Glee. By Lainey • May 31, 2010 04:14 am
