Douchebags Little Bitch has to beg Keep begging you piece of sh-t. Chris Brown beat down his girlfriend last year. Then he went jetskiing. And he went to basketball games. And he only reported for community service because he was ordered to. And he spends more time partying with Diddy and shooting music videos than reaching By Lainey • Mar 11, 2010 04:48 am
Dumbass Crank litigation When a bitch is broke, she will resort to anything. When a bitch is broke and cranked, well, the f-ckery is epic. I’ve been in LA for a week. Have updated a few files, touched base with sources etc. The overwhelming consensus among industry insiders in Hollywood is that By Lainey • Mar 09, 2010 04:08 am
Dumbass Great Dress, Bad Form: Amanda Seyfried Post By Duana I know Lainey's mentioned Amanda Seyfried being maligned by her publicist at TIFF. That she wasn't allowed to say certain things or got criticized for mentioning certain things. This is going to be an unpopular opinion, but um, maybe it's for By Lainey • Mar 08, 2010 02:19 am
Dumbass GOOP says sleep Today’s GOOP newsletter is about the importance of sleep and what happens when you don’t get enough of it. Well f-ck, no kidding. G asked her doctor to give us some tips to help us get to sleep, assuming of course that everyone out there has time for By Lainey • Mar 04, 2010 03:08 am
Dumbass For Michael Phelps: Distinguishing Asians 101 Reference article click here. Read it first before the rest. Thank you for your emails and encouragement after TMZ posted it on Saturday. Summary: American bronze medal snowboarder Scott Lago revealed on Kimmel and to TMZ cameras that he thought he was at the centre of some conspiracy theory to By Lainey • Mar 01, 2010 10:39 am
Baby and Bump Obsession The Chosen One and her hair Have received a few alarming emails about this, and many of you have sent along the links to comments on message boards. Here’s a good example. It’s disturbing. That The Chosen One can’t get a haircut without her parents being accused of child abuse or deliberately turning By Lainey • Feb 24, 2010 03:21 am
Dumbass Another useless author She’s already written two, or is it three?, best selling books. Now Entertainment Weekly is reporting that Tori Spelling will be releasing a children’s book called Presenting...Tallulah “the tale of a spunky little girl who is constantly told what not to do: not to wear jeans, not By Lainey • Feb 17, 2010 03:11 am
Dumbass Porny won’t strip Jessica Simpson is kicking off promotion for her new show Price of Beauty on VH1 premiering in March. Here she is on the cover of the March issue of Allure. Note how lovely she can look with proper styling. Note that with the direction of someone fashionable, Ken Paves is By Lainey • Feb 16, 2010 07:28 am
Dumbass Dumb reading Her first book LA Candy was a bestseller. Now her second book Sweet Little Lies which literally just hit shelves 5 minutes ago is another bestseller. Lauren Conrad is now a two time bestselling author... Said Lauren of the quick success of her novels: "It's so gratifying By Lainey • Feb 12, 2010 02:23 am
Dumbass Chinese GOOPY Sunday February 14th. It’s a big day. It’s Chinese New Year. Very, very important. Of course, because she’s so spiritual, and because she’s, like, totally Asian and knows how to take all the calories out of an Asian salad, and brown rices everything, this week’s By Lainey • Feb 11, 2010 06:21 am
Dumbass You are taunting Third Lip Can you imagine how jealous Granny Freeze Nicole Kidman must be of Jessica Biel’s mouth? Third Lip wants THAT Third Lip. And it’s natural...right? Discuss. After that nauseating display of girly chickflickness with Taupe Jennifer Garner, fronting like they’re all for women, Biel showed up on By Lainey • Feb 11, 2010 02:37 am
Dumbass MiniVan Morning Porn Ryan Gosling, where are you? I need you. Because it’s been a long ass day. Between the Olympics and blogging and rehearsals and a thousand emails on both accounts, this is the sh-t that completely picked my ass. I need a distraction from the sugar raping poseur vagina monologue By Lainey • Feb 10, 2010 10:01 am
Dumbass Dumb title portends more? As you know, for months I’ve been bitching about the dumbassness of the title Wall Street 2: Money Never Sleeps. A trailer has been released online. Don’t really like the way it’s cut but am still kinda intrigued. By Michael Douglas. Shia LaBeouf looks like an infant. By Lainey • Jan 28, 2010 12:11 pm
Dumbass Porny is gassy No, it’s not mature. No, my photo selection for this post isn’t helping. But this is a f-cking emergency. And we need immediate, drastic action even if it’s a little juvenile. Us Weekly just posted this exclusive: Jessica Simpson FARTS during business meeting Her mom was there By Lainey • Jan 28, 2010 03:44 am
Dumbass How Posh sees Posh Victoria Beckham is pimping her dresses in the pages of 10 magazine. She and David both have their own covers – click here to see - and she tells the magazine that you don’t have to be a size double 0 to fit in her pieces. Victoria Beckham Fashion is By Lainey • Jan 28, 2010 02:50 am
Assy Style WORST SAGs: Drew Barrymore I can’t remember loving to hating as swiftly as I have for Drew Barrymore. Because if you’ve been reading my site long enough, I adored her. So much. But something happened along the way to Grey Gardens. And now Drew has gone from goofy and endearing to eyestabbing By Lainey • Jan 25, 2010 01:20 am
