Dumbass Nipples are scary Remember yesterday Chicken Fried was all nipply in Australia? Click here for a refresher. She was free and tweaked yesterday… But this is the photo that ended up on the Us Magazine website. Can you spot the difference(s)? Fried Chicken nipples were too obscene to be posted without retouching. By Lainey • Nov 06, 2009 02:24 am
Dumbass Porny prose This full moon is beaming through my window with grace. I am falling asleep encountering this intense moonlit dream. Thank God it found me. The search for the perfect sentence stops here. And what an abundance of generosity. For Jessica Simpson has gifted us with not one, but two offerings. By Lainey • Nov 03, 2009 07:57 am
Sex & the City Moroccan sex Perhaps this is why Matthew Broderick can’t remember his lines. SJP is in Morocco shooting Sex & the City 2 and Dandy, who supposedly needs a lot of “me” time, has to do a little extra around the house, isn’t able to hang with his boys as much By Lainey • Oct 30, 2009 08:41 am
Famewhores She says she’s going to India… For now. Will it actually happen? Or will another excuse come up to crack up her plans? Lindsay Lohan was at the Rock the Kasbah event last night and told reporters she’s booked for a humanitarian mission in India next month before American Thanksgiving. Apparently Dina doesn’t want By Lainey • Oct 27, 2009 01:55 pm
Douchebags “Whatever” means sorry Thanks to Erica C for sending this along – an article written by LZ Anderson for CNN Opinion about Chris Brown who is going on tour next month as a “fan appreciation” gesture and has just released a new video, conveniently around the same time as Rihanna. He’s also dropping By Lainey • Oct 27, 2009 08:37 am
Dumbass Control your brand Yo, Blackberry, what’s up with your brand police? You don’t care about prestige? I am a Blackberry user. A very, very loyal one, demonstrated by the fact that I’m on my third Blackberry of the year after my two previous Curves hated me so much they stopped By Lainey • Oct 23, 2009 07:13 am
Dumbass The world is full of TV girls… With grand delusions. And they all believe they belong in film. Where does “TV Girl” come from? My snotty bitch Gwyneth Paltrow, of course. When Brad Pitt started dating Jennifer Aniston, she famously referred to her as “that TV girl”. And while television in recent times has provided fertile creative By Lainey • Oct 20, 2009 06:21 am
Maple Leaf I’m gloating You can click away if you can’t handle it but it’s the only joy I can find in this f-ckery of a photo series. As I first reported exclusively way back in July, Miley Cyrus was indeed offered a one day cameo on Sex & the City 2, By Lainey • Oct 19, 2009 02:34 am
Girlcrushes Tina Tonight You ready? 30 Rock is back. Tonight. Tina was at Letterman last night to promote the season premiere, charming and adorable as usual. But not as popular as she should be. I’m sure you’ve heard about the Forbes List? The top earners on prime time TV? Tyra Banks By Lainey • Oct 15, 2009 04:28 am
Hook Ups You idiot etalk has the advance pages and I’m reporting on it for the show tonight at 7pm. It’s Us Weekly’s new exclusive: Jennifer Aniston and John Mayer. For the third time. Apparently she can’t get enough. Apparently he has some kind of power urine hold on her By Lainey • Oct 14, 2009 05:48 am
Girly Throw Downs Thumbs > Posh Mr Armani is done with the Beckhams. As you’ve probably heard, that Euro Cheese Cristiano Ronaldo will replace David as the ass of the line, and now comes word the poor man’s Jolie, Megan Fox, is taking over from Victoria. Posh is thinking “but I’m thinner than By Lainey • Oct 14, 2009 04:37 am
Dumbass They deserve better Maybe not Granny Freeze, she probably loves the fakery, but the other three for sure, for sure they deserve better. This is the cover of the November issue of Vogue. F-cking HORRID. You would think they were shot at different times and spliced together. Actually no. They were all present By Lainey • Oct 09, 2009 02:42 am
Gorgessity Double Freebie Gorgessity Jacek will have difficulty focusing today. Two members of his Freebie Five went out last night. Together. Crazy combination of gorgessity. Sick. At the American Ballet Theatre Fall 2009 Gala, Natalie Portman and Mila Kunis arrived arm in arm, co-stars and new BFFs working together on Black Swan currently shooting By Lainey • Oct 08, 2009 03:48 am
Dumbass Shoe-Han!!! Media outlets today received this in their inboxes. Me too! It’s a press release. About Dina Lohan. See below: Contact Josie Z DINA LOHAN, ONE OF THE WORLD'S MOST FAMOUS MOTHERS TO ANNOUNCE HER OWN DESIGNER SHOELINE ''SHOE-HAN'' AND BECOME NATIONAL SPOKESMODEL AT By Lainey • Oct 07, 2009 09:01 am
Assy Style Lilo stains Ungaro Her collection debuted at Paris Fashion Week yesterday. And it was a disaster. An unmitigated disaster. Women’s Wear Daily called the Lohan-inspired designs “an embarrassment” while the NY Times compared the effort to a “McDonald’s fry cook taking the reins of a three-star Michelin restaurant.” Oh… Shame…. The By Lainey • Oct 05, 2009 02:57 am
Dumbass Money GOOP Gwyneth Paltrow and Chris Martin are supposedly renovating their London home. Making it bigger. Like Madonna did. They bought the place next door and are smashing the two together for one giant GOOP nest. UK gossips estimate that by the end of it they’ll have spent over $10 million By Lainey • Oct 01, 2009 05:01 am
