Dumbass Own your own GOOP! It’s Thursday GOOP Day! And this time – thankfully – it’s not about recipes or raising children. This week, it’s about clothes! Click here for the latest newsletter. Gwyneth Paltrow’s spring recommendations. As usual, it’s nothing groundbreaking (and she really needs an editor – so many mistakes!), but By Lainey • Apr 09, 2009 05:44 am
Clown Chicken Fried in Vancouver By now I’m sure you’ve heard – Britney Spears stopped the Circus last night for more than half an hour claiming it was too “smoky”. This from a bitch who smokes in front of her kids. It was, for real, the best part of the concert. You know for By Lainey • Apr 09, 2009 03:21 am
Dumbass Chicken Fried Cock Out Maybe it won’t be boring after all… It’s never boring when they keep her mic on. She doesn’t f-cking sing! And she doesn’t really address the crowd either! So why do they ever leave her mic on? No matter. We always benefit when her mic is By Lainey • Apr 08, 2009 05:18 am
B-tch please Country Asskisser Someone emailed me the other day along the lines of: Lainey, if Carrie Underwood is a bitch and you love bitches than why do you hate Carrie Underwood? Why? Because she’s a fraud. A sweet and sugar on the outside, poison flowing on the inside fraud. Ask those she’ By Lainey • Apr 07, 2009 06:29 am
Hook Ups Give this man the Pulitzer He deserves it. You didn’t give a sh*t when it was reported that Mickey Rourke was nailing Bai Ling. But her publicist has taken it upon himself to clear up the rumours, like we’re talking about the Brange. Not only that, he’s written a f-cking masterpiece, By Lainey • Apr 06, 2009 07:34 am
Girly Throw Downs ACM fussy bitch Last night at the Academy of Country Music Awards, Tim McGraw was scheduled to perform but bailed at the 11th hour over what was called by his publicists a “major disagreement” with the show’s producers. Ew.com is reporting that Tim was unhappy with his stage design. What?!!??? Are By Lainey • Apr 06, 2009 02:37 am
Clown Where was your mother last night? My mother was at home. She’s been at home for 2 days recovering from surgery, driving us crazy. My dad in particular. Because he’s there. At least with me, I have the phone as a buffer. Recovery means no casino. Recovery also means no mahjong. No casino and By Lainey • Apr 03, 2009 03:45 am
Dumbass ShoWest gives it away Last night in Vegas at the closing gala, it was like they gave out awards for simply showing up. How else can you explain why Audrina fecking Partridge took home a trophy??? And my Rumey too. And you know me. I am a Rumer Willis apologist. And she did look By Lainey • Apr 03, 2009 02:50 am
Dumbass LipGloss ruined my tuna sub Was halfway through my tuna sub. Starving. On honey oat with mozzarella cheese, green peppers, tomatoes, cukes, black olives, pickles, and mustard, pepper no salt. Yum. Until this… LipGloss Zac Efron’s wax figure unveiling at Madame Tussaud’s today surrounded by tweens hoping it’ll come to life. Ew! By Lainey • Apr 02, 2009 07:41 am
Parent Pimps Violence is wrong Of course it is. I know this. Totally. But don’t lie. Don’t lie because I won’t believe you. You, like me, you want to punch her, don’t you? In the mouth. A punch in her beat-me mouth, I know you want to. Doesn’t mean you By Lainey • Mar 30, 2009 10:35 am
Would You Rather Smut Math A problem to solve. Or a problem with no answer? Please explain to me... Who or what is the target clientele for David Arquette’s new clothing line propr? It launched at Kitson last night. KITSON! Where random items are tossed in bins and sold for $500! So that’s By Lainey • Mar 27, 2009 08:55 am
Dumbass No Situation for a year and a day I know... He says stupid sh-t and does stupid sh-t and he’s isn’t always the best example but I’m not calling him a role model, I’m just saying he’s hot and T.I. has been sentenced to prison for a year and a day on By Lainey • Mar 27, 2009 07:59 am
B-tch please Bey… please! Remember these photos? Taken a few weeks ago, Beyonce on the set of a new concert video in a Thierry Mugler gown – not the most flattering. We all know, B has a crazy body. But even the craziest bodies can be disrespected by poor choices. Still…she’s looked worse. By Lainey • Mar 26, 2009 02:51 am
Dumbass Lilo TV Girl What’s worse… Straight to DVD or straight to TV, then DVD? This is Lindsay Lohan’s career. Give it up for Dina’s favourite word : Justice! Access Hollywood is reporting that Lilo’s film Labour Pains will not hit theatres, airing instead on ABC Family first in July before By Lainey • Mar 26, 2009 02:41 am
Clown Oscar-nominated delusions You’ve heard by now about the exclusive interview Lindsay Lohan granted E! She let the crack talk the entire time. How else can you explain it? As you’d expect, Lilo blames you, me, everyone else for her career failures. Of course. Because Dina Lohan didn’t teach her By Lainey • Mar 25, 2009 05:32 am
Dumbass True 2009 The economy is in the sh-ts. People are poor. Even rich people are poor. Spandau Ballet is getting back together, oh lawd. Dumb, but True. Heh. That song plays in every Chinese restaurant in the world. You’d think they would be taking it to the bank over and over By Lainey • Mar 25, 2009 05:14 am
